If you're tired of Lizzo, you're in luck! Wait calmly for these leviathans to eat Lizzo alive. It's what they do. It's what they always do. They will eventually cancel her, and find an even fatter and more vulgar role model because that is the life cycle of the woke bitch. After the initial couple of years of "YAS QUEEN!" Lizzo will forget that she is performing for jealous, useless, covetous hyenas who will slowly turn on her for being wealthy and not individually inviting each of them to come live with her and be their bestie. She will pay for this, oh yes she will pay.
They will dig through her life and find, and all of these are speculative guesses:
--that she keeps a small orphan in her luggage that she uses to sew her into her monstrous costumes before she performs
--the mentally handicapped classmate she was maybe-sorta mean to in junior high
--the drug dealing ex she defends at all costs and he's not even good looking
--she knows where Saudi Arabia is on a map because she performed there
--that time she got impatient when a transwoman insisted on showing her his neovagina on the subway
--that she once owned a dog whose vaccination records were not up to date
--that she didn't leave her Asian immigrant nail tech a good enough tip
These are woke war crimes. She will be sent to a gulag and force-fed Cheetos and Mountain Dew until they decide she can finally apologize and if she doesn't apologize correctly - which she can't, no one can - she will be consigned to her shameful fate forever. Woe betide the fag on Twitter who mentions with praise her latest album for he shall be sent there with her, but will be kept in a different cell lest he try to fix her weave.
These women cannot enjoy a performer for their talent. They must embody all of the woke SJW ideals without any deviation, a fairly difficult task, and they will unperson her the moment they get bored of her shaking her naked ass at kids at ball games. Lizzo's days are numbered, as are the days of anyone who builds their careers around catering to these assholes.