Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina

Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina

Actress Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina at $75 a pop for her lifestyle and wellness company Goop. The name of the candle is none other than, you guessed it, “This Smells Like My Vagina.” Paltrow first came across a scent that she said reminded her of the smell of […]

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Actress Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina at $75 a pop for her lifestyle and wellness company Goop. The name of the candle is none other than, you guessed it, “This Smells Like My Vagina.”

Paltrow first came across a scent that she said reminded her of the smell of her own vagina, she claims. The scent was then finalized for the “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle, which reportedly sold out within hours of its test run.

“This candle started as a joke between perfumer Douglas Little and GP — the two were working on a fragrance, and she blurted out, ‘Uhhh … this smells like a vagina,'” Goop outlined.

The smell then “evolved into a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent,” according to the company.

“That turned out to be perfect as a candle — we did a test run … and it sold out within hours,” Goop bragged. “It’s a blend of geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed that puts us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth.”

Goop, clearly, is not a traditional brand. In 2018, for example, the wellness company settled a six-figure lawsuit surrounding their “vagina eggs,” which were promoted to help regulate females’ hormones and negate menstrual cramps.

“It turns out, contrary to Goop’s advice, shoving a large egg made out of a porous mineral into the recesses of your lady-regions may not be the best treatment for conditions like endometriosis,” The Daily Wire reported. “Apparently, Goop knew — or, according to a complaint filed by the California consumer protection office, Goop should have known before they marketed this product, as well as a ‘flower essence’ they claimed treated depression, to consumers on their website.”

“The health and money of Santa Clara County residents should never be put at risk by misleading advertising,” the attorney for the California consumer protection office said in a statement. “We will vigilantly protect consumers against companies that promise health benefits without the support of good science … or any science.”

Paltrow again made headlines for her “progressive” ways last month, this time for gifting herself a vibrator for Christmas.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Fish scented candle?
Cool.

She's so pretentious, she should have just called the candle Tsukiji Fish Market in her honor of her cultured way of life. I hope troons protest this and make a Kick Start Camping to make candles that smell like girldicks and semen.

Why would someone on their right mind lit up a candle so the whole room can smell like a fucking vagina? Why do people have to be degenerate like this?
What's next, sweaty ballsack scent? Asshole fragrance?

Troons, they're workin' on it.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Fits with all the other stuff she’s selling.

 

[PantsFreeZone]

I'm selling a candle that covers up the scent of Gwyneth Paltrow's candle for $74.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I can't tell if this is worse or better than that one feminist chick who made chocolate in the shape of her puckered anus.

Maybe equal to that, but better than the gross chick who made bread with her vaginal yeast.

 

[werbwub]

Why are women always doing weird shit with their bodily functions? First, there was the girl who made vaginal yeast bread, then there was the girl who made bacon from her ureteral lining, then was Belle Delphine who sold her bathwater, and now there is Gywneth Paltrow selling vagina candles.

 

[Cabbages]

You'd think it would be gross men, but I'm pretty sure 0 men actually shop at Goop.

FYI, GP launched Goop for Men, with a podcast called "Goop Fellas," but if you ask me, there was a missed opportunity to label the entire target demographic "Moop."

Edit to add the article: https://www.thecut.com/2019/06/goop-men-launch-jade-eggs.html

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Why are women always doing weird shit with their bodily functions? First, there was the girl who made vaginal yeast bread, then there was the girl who made bacon from her ureteral lining, then was Belle Delphine who sold her bathwater, and now there is Gywneth Paltrow selling vagina candles.

A combination of narcissism and having nothing interesting going on in their lives.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

I can't tell if this is worse or better than that one feminist chick who made chocolate in the shape of her puckered anus.

Better. Because someone had to make a mold of said anus and every chocolate has touched that mold so yeah every time you eat one of them you’re basically eating her anus tbh.

 

[Cabbages]

Why are women always doing weird shit with their bodily functions? First, there was the girl who made vaginal yeast bread, then there was the girl who made bacon from her ureteral lining, then was Belle Delphine who sold her bathwater, and now there is Gywneth Paltrow selling vagina candles.

Don't forget vaginal yogurt!

A Researcher Tried to Make Yoghurt From Vaginal Bacteria, Because Science

Earlier this year, a PhD student in the US created yoghurt using the bacterial cultures from her own vagina and ate it. And it turns out it's actually not such a bad idea.

www.sciencealert.com

 

[Ruin]

Why would someone on their right mind lit up a candle so the whole room can smell like a fucking vagina? Why do people have to be degenerate like this?
What's next, sweaty ballsack scent? Asshole fragrance?

There's a certain weird subsection of feminists that believe genitals stop being gross when they're not attached to icky men which is nonsense. Vaginas ooze, they bleed and they can be fucking horrifying if you don't practice proper hygiene they're not sacred flowers of the goddess or whatever the fuck.

 

[Bender]

But I can buy some salmon fillets for like £2 and leave them on the counter to go rotten and achieve the same scent.

 

[Kiwi Farms Lurker]

Just you wait, some tranny will sell stink ditch candles. So brave!

But who will do it first?

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Why are women always doing weird shit with their bodily functions? First, there was the girl who made vaginal yeast bread, then there was the girl who made bacon from her ureteral lining, then was Belle Delphine who sold her bathwater, and now there is Gywneth Paltrow selling vagina candles.

Don't forget about the chick who baked with her period blood and sneak-fed her boyfriend her horrific concoctions.

Women are truly disgusting.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

As a pussy I smell better than Gywneth, buy my Feline Supremacist scented candle only $9.99 + S&H

 

[werbwub]

Don't forget about the chick who baked with her period blood and sneak-fed her boyfriend her horrific concoctions.

Women are truly disgusting.

I would say that men and women are equally disgusting but women are often times proud of their disgusting actions, 'tis why women document their disgusting experiments

 

[Shield Breaker]

I kinda wonder what was the gender split amongst the buyers

Troons who then stand spread eagle above it as it burns.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I would say that men and women are equally disgusting but women are often times proud of their disgusting actions, 'tis why women document their disgusting experiments

It's not completely their fault as they've mostly been brainwashed into thinking this way, but still.

 

[frozenrunner]

I'll wait for "The Smell of My Vagina 15 Years Ago."

Why are women always doing weird shit with their bodily functions? First, there was the girl who made vaginal yeast bread, then there was the girl who made bacon from her ureteral lining, then was Belle Delphine who sold her bathwater, and now there is Gywneth Paltrow selling vagina candles.

Isn't Belle Delphine a troll, and none of that "bath water" was real?

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Why are women always doing weird shit with their bodily functions? First, there was the girl who made vaginal yeast bread, then there was the girl who made bacon from her ureteral lining, then was Belle Delphine who sold her bathwater, and now there is Gywneth Paltrow selling vagina candles.

bacon girl was a 4channer, she gets a pass

 

[lolwut]

The fact that she passed up the alliteration opportunity to call it the "Cougar Cunt Candle" disappoints me more than the fact she actually did this at all.