WWE Champions General - Despite his claims, DSP is still spending thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game

[Secret Asshole]

Imagine being such a pleb you don't spend your money on waifus but instead of sweaty steroid riddled dudes playfighting.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Better odds to get better characters. The lootbox method is intended to force you to either play more or drop a pile of cash to get anything good. This is why F2P people figure out how to exploit the weaker characters to better stack up against the stronger ones. OR you can pull a DSP and drop $10k when you're facing foreclosure.

This, except F2P doesn't exist in these really predatory WWE Supercard and Champions games. The power creep is sky high. Either you buy new wrestlers regularly or you're not competitive.

The funny thing is: it could be REALLY easy for DSP to D E B U N K all of this by simply logging into WWE Champions app and showing his profile.

No, it wouldn't. You can have multiple accounts, and most competitive players do.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

I'm pretty sure when Hugo was first introduced in Ultra Street Fighter 4 Phil played him and the first session he gave extensive history on how Hugo was created by Capcom based on Andre the Giant who is ONE OF HIS FAVOURITE WRESTLER OF ALL TIME

My internet is down so ill save my data but when it's back ill see if I can dig a clip out of his YouTube archive

 

[Kosher Dill]

Why would the WWE Champions elite, who is ABSOLUTELY NOT Phil, say "I don't play mobile games"?

I'm pretty sure when Hugo was first introduced in Ultra Street Fighter 4 Phil played him and the first session he gave extensive history on how Hugo was created by Capcom based on Andre the Giant who is ONE OF HIS FAVOURITE WRESTLER OF ALL TIME

I wouldn't read too much into that one way or the other. Andre the Giant was one of the most recognizable and popular wrestlers - even people like me who don't watch wrestling know the guy. It's like saying "He's a Hulk Hogan fan, BUSTED".

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

Why would the WWE Champions elite, who is ABSOLUTELY NOT Phil, say "I don't play mobile games"?

It's classic Phil. ”ThirdEyeTheThird, I literally have never worn a chain in my entire life.” When there's evidence of him wearing a chain given to him by his ex girlfriend. Deny it up and down, refuse to acknowledge it then add ”chain” to the banned words list on break.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Did he just... out himself?

So, I think what Totally Not Phil meant to say was that the person that called him was saying that Real Phil claimed he didn't play mobile games on stream, and that this caller was angry at Totally Not Phil as though HE had said that. Which he did not, because he is not world renowned streamer and pig man icon, Phil Burnell.

But I still think this is sloppy, and Phil probably believes (or is planning to claim) that he has said that he doesn't play mobile games anymore, and does not realize that he has recently indicated several times that he does. Anyone who has the info necessary to have messaged him would have seen the mountain of posts that determined Phil has mentioned recently that he still plays mobile games. This looks to me more like Phil trying to lob up his denial plan. Any videos you see of him talking about playing mobile games in the last year are out of context lies.

Phil is on prestream explaining at length how he 'feels green' and his stomach is upset. 'Hopefully it's not that big of a deal'. I bet if he sees a lot of heat about this, he's going to bail on stream early for his 'stomach'. People just asked if there was something behind the scenes that is stressing him out and Phil assertively said 'no!' More weird coincidences.

 

[Shield Breaker]

Did he just... out himself?

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No, he's saying he was yelled at by someone who is calling him a liar for claiming that he doesn't play mobile games. I don't use discord, but I am guessing it was on there.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Phil is on prestream explaining at length how he 'feels green' and his stomach is upset. 'Hopefully it's not that big of a deal'. I bet if he sees a lot of heat about this, he's going to bail on stream early for his 'stomach'. People just asked if there was something behind the scenes that is stressing him out and Phil assertively said 'no!' More weird coincidences.

His sentences feel like they have online lag. Usually he can string words together fine but he's pausing and having trouble coming up with simple words.

A weird coincidence, indeed. Was covering up his mobile gambling addiction up very poorly then getting caught with his hands down his pants shaking him up? Who knows but it's fun to speculate.

 

[Surly Muppet]

A weird coincidence, indeed. Was covering up his mobile gambling up and got caught with his hands down his pants? Who knows but it's fun to speculate.

It's either the last vestiges of his conscience trying to scream (unlikely), or his stomach is turning over the anxiety that this may cost him a whale or two.

It's classic Phil. ”ThirdEyeTheThird, I literally have never worn a chain in my entire life.” When there's evidence of him wearing a chain given to him by his ex girlfriend. Deny it up and down, refuse to acknowledge it then add ”chain” to the banned words list on break.

No no, I think ThirdEye shot himself in the foot there and asked about a gold chain, which Phil has never worn in his entire life.
Because Phil's was silver.

 

[Gotta Groom Em All]

I can't wait for him to tell his chat they're all a bunch of idiots talking about this "stupid shit" and how he's gonna ban anyone who tries to talk about this right before he goes on a two-hour salty rant about it while hiding in a bathroom.

"mister papavera did a 50-bit cheer, and said 'don't listen to the haters phil, you do you.' Yeah. See? Exactly? These people are one-hundred-percent complete morons. This is what they do. They lie, and they slander. See, the truth of the matter is..."

 

[Julias_Seizure]

From what we can see. If say what is going on in there relationship is very much "my money is my money, your money is your money unless an emergency happens or I feel like splurging on you" with a mixture of "dont ever talk toe about bills or even look at them. I will handle them 100% and you wont ever need to look at them ever. I had this house before you got here afterall".

I think DSP keeps his financial records directly to him alone and only shows kat a bill or two like utilities or the Mortgage if he ever needs to justify anything or explain a lie out to her when she gets suspicious.

I cant imagine that their marriage is a healthy one with Give & Take status

I have a feeling that Phil is the sort to pay for everything just to flex on her and she probably married him because hes a good cash cow, seriously what else could he possibly offer aside from cash?

Once the money starts to dry up enough that they cant ignore it shes likely going to leave him and he will probably handle it even worse than he did when Leanna left him and either dump all the dirty laundry on stream or just be clearly pissed over stream while keeping it "secret" banning anyone who even mentions her name.

If a divorce saga happens itll be more of a shitshow than anything from him yet

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

I was never able to really understand what kind of subhumans fell for mobile game cash grabs like this.

Now I understand.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I was never able to really understand what kind of subhumans fell for mobile game cash grabs like this.

Now I understand.

Yer. You get someone who's practically a drug addict. So now we know he's an alcoholic and likes to gamble, he really does come off as a piece of shit. Only thing he's missing is smoking.

So please, I really need that $5 dollars to beef up my digital, fantasy, half-naked macho man.

 

[Mr. Brown]

Who calls the guy DSP unless it's DSP...

It's such a stupid name, how low IQ is Phil to actually think that would be a good excuse?

Why not just say the creators of the game are fans and they gave him free shit... This "It's not me you're an IDIOT" has to be the weakest excuse he could think of.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

It's such a stupid name, how low IQ is Phil to actually think that would be a good excuse?

He's terrible at lying and his little gay boys club got infiltrated and got Got, he can't come up with any good excuse.

That "factual evidence" he claims we never have was written all over that secret place of his. He bans everyone right away soon after, just like you cannot say shit to him without getting banned like his Twitch chat/twitter.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

First time i've seen one of these. Congrats @Comma

Everything you do is just above and beyond. Especially your youtube vids. Its a shame that shit tubers who can't edit, like vaultboy, get way more success than folks like you and Ludwig.

And of course a huge big ups to BT9494 for kicking all of this off.

 

[LiquidCancer]

Ask the Andre The Giant Roleplayer what his "DSP" stands for

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Another thing I noticed was his insistence of capitalizing the first letter of each word, even though there is no requirement to do so.

This is just not the level of detail I expect a troll to ever notice and emulate.

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

I was never able to really understand what kind of subhumans fell for mobile game cash grabs like this.

Now I understand.

I'm still unable to understand what kind of person would donate to DSP. it's no wonder he's warning his supporters to stay anonymous. just imagine what they're like.

 

[actually]

Just want to explicitly call attention to something. Phil capitalized his Twitter handle exactly the same way the Discord name and in-game (both Future Fight and WWE Champions) names were capitalized. But yeah, it's just a coincidence and this random person happened to do it exactly the same way.

Edit: Shit, just saw that @big ups liquid richard has the Twitter handle in their image. Whoops.