Exceptional Haydurs Thread - Content and discussion of individuals on various platforms hating on our gorls

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So...were none of these bitches taught in school/through a PSA that you don't fucking post your face to strangers online? Did they miss the entirety of 2000-2009 where we were all taught that the internet is filled with pedo rapists who want to tickle our buttholes irl so don't post incriminating shit on the interwebs?

Bitch, discord is the fucking internet. Maybe yinz should've thought of that before posting the link to a reddit that had 10k+ subscribers that anyone could've clicked.
 
A Facebook haydur posted asking about unbanned subreddits. Responses included KF and a new ALR facebook community

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It doesn’t matter whether you’re on a reddit page, a Facebook page, a discord server or this website - we’re essentially here to watch an obese screeching lesbian live out her last few years while making an ass of herself. If in that time you feel the need to post about how much better you are than her and how your life is much more amazing because you can actually walk for five minutes then chances are you’re not far off having your own page for people to laugh at. The fact that some people just cannot handle NOT over sharing or bragging is very telling that in their real lives they’re probably the amber or Chantal everyone knows.
 

Quitcher bitching, fuckers, and listen to your not so friendly IT person/advice giver/philosopher.

1. Don't post shit on the internet if you never want it to be seen by anyone other than your intended audience. That shit will go everywhere, like dropping a jar of honey on the floor and having it explode. Like honey, it will get into cracks and corners you never dreamed existed, and also like honey, it will stick there, forever and ever, amen.

2. Stop whining about how you're just so traumatized by people pointing and laughing at the personal shit you've posted, under your real names, in what is a hate group, and then lecturing everyone else about civility. Take your civility and stuff it up your ass, and bear in mind number one, above.

3. Stop thinking about yourself all the time. The only reason you're in that group is so you can excitedly talk all over one another about just how much better you are than the target of your hate. Don't try to deny it. If you weren't interested in talking about yourself, you would be here, at the Farms, instead of whatever iteration of your hate group you're in right now. Leave your fucking ego at the door. Surround yourself with a better crowd (like this one, at the Farms).

4. Keep this in mind: you are not special. You're certainly no more special than the 600 pound lardass you so desperately try to show you are more special than. Sure, she's going to die at some point. But so are you. Spoiler alert: we all die in the end. You are not some unique flower whose time here on earth should be met with manna from heaven and angels singing.

5. If you can't handle big, bad old meanies on the internet calling you names (oh, the irony, given the groups you inhabit) or people saying bad words, get off the fucking internet. It's no place for the timid or weak of spirit.
 
No one stole your re.tarded selfies you dumb broad, you willingly and without request posted your saggy back tits to the discord server like anyone cared or wanted to see your blobby back fat and sad ass or your side tit sadly flopping out of your bra. You cry "Mods do something!" Like you never had a choice not to post your garbage bag nudes to over 700 strangers on discord. Get wrecked.

Edit: now I'm the retarded one who had the wrong name.
 
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Did....did someone’s mom really just post 25 pictures of her torrid haul on an ALR hate group?!
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I can’t.
Sooooo she clearly has no friends/anyone that will tolerate her, and instead she posts pictures for the internet of her lonely shopping trip? I don't know about you guys but going clothes shopping is a lot more fun with a friend or two.
 
I thought he was studying PREMED, not even nursing?

lmao, get real - not to diminish anybody who went this route. But Michael is likely doing the lowest fucking bar of getting a nursing degree and taking classes at his local community college. I don’t even think he’s in the actual nursing program. Just taking the pre-classes like algebra, anatomy 1, ect.... anybody that passed high school (or even has an GED) can get into these classes. It’s an accomplishment for sure (if he even gets into the nursing program) but lets not pretend like he’s hustlin in some PhD program.
 
You can absolutely get a partner at 240lbs, and it's not difficult at all. Lots of guys would date overweight girls, I don't understand why these women keep failing to understand that. The reason you're "forever alone" is either
a) You have a shitty personality, and you aren't hot either so it's not like a guy would put up with your shitty personality just so he could get to have someone to fuck.
b) Your own standards are way too high. I'm willing to bet 99% of these girls would only go after very attractive 6 feet guys with chiseled abs. It's the same fucking thing as incels claiming no woman wants them, when in reality they only go after 10/10s and wouldn't touch an ugly girl who might actually be interested in them with a 10ft pole. Why would a guy with a good personality, good looks and stable life go for your boring personality and ogre face when they can settle for way better?
Agreed, although it reminds me of the 600 pound life episode from (not sure how to spell) Shalynne. Her husband was clearly a fetishist pissed that she would even want to lose weight. “I thought I married a happy fat girl.” This is what fat acceptance gets messed up. You may be happy when you’re fat and young and your actions have little consequences but when you’re 35 and can’t walk because your knees have no cartilage or grow into some natural roles that older people do with parenthood or career, life can become hell.
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I think your husband is trying to tell you something.
late as fuck, but that sweater definitely is. Holy shit that must be made of synthetic fiber to stretch that pattern so much.

I’ve never known anyone who got weight loss surgery who became a “skinny legend”. I’ve always seen them go from morbidly obese to like, high end of normal/low end of overweight, and then usually eventually up to obese, still fat but less fat than they were before. I don’t know. Learning how to eat like a normal person and getting into an exercise routine seems way more valuable long-term and it’s definitely less expensive and risky.
There’s a reason that research says that even surgery gives a 5% chance of long term success. The goal of surgery, in general, is to reduce the size of the stomach (and sometimes intestines) to reduce the feelings of hunger that a person who has stretched their stomach to the size of a football will feel. If you gradually stretch out the newly reduced stomach, and you don’t get adequate treatment for the food addiction that caused you to turn to food, you ain’t gonna win long term.
 
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Agreed, although it reminds me of the 600 pound life episode from (not sure how to spell) Shalynne. Her husband was clearly a fetishist pissed that she would even want to lose weight. “I thought I married a happy fat girl.”

Zsalynne, in case anyone was looking for her episode. Her husband Gareth was indeed a fat fetishist, who was so angry at her losing weight that he tried everything from insults to sabotage to stop her (including hitting the drive through on their way home from her surgery). They're now divorced.
 
let’s take a moment to talk about all the better-than-ALR Hams, the same ones that are the first to call her out on her excuses, and the first to bash her for bragging about her 3lb weight losses, doing the EXACT same thing!View attachment 1095586View attachment 1095585View attachment 1095587

These people. WHY DO YOU WAIT? You don't need a specific day, or time, or have to wait because you have "too many events" coming up. Is not the purpose of losing weight to be better able to attend those events or do those things you want to do? People need to get out of this mindset that you can only begin things - losing weight, eating better, writing that book, cleaning that room - on the first of the year. Listen to me, fatties: tomorrow is promised to no one. You want to lose weight? Get your ass off social media and go take a walk. If you must post before and afters, take the before, and then take an after once a week - no more. Spend less time starting at yourself in the viewfinder off your camera and more time on the treadmill.
 
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