Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

    Votes: 2,399 58.4%
  • Never.

    Votes: 825 20.1%
  • >2 years

    Votes: 883 21.5%

  • Total voters
    4,106
When did he move back in with his parents again? I haven't kept up in ages and now he's willing to kill one of his last remaining avenues of contact with the internet. Something's clearly changed with him and I can't tell if it's a prelude to another wave of crazy or the first step into falling off the map for good.
 
When did he move back in with his parents again? I haven't kept up in ages and now he's willing to kill one of his last remaining avenues of contact with the internet. Something's clearly changed with him and I can't tell if it's a prelude to another wave of crazy or the first step into falling off the map for good.
Several months ago, shortly before her "I got a job" clip that resulted in nothing.
 
Sure, go ahead.

I've been in that discord for ages, atleast a few years and have never had any issues or arguments with even one person until a week or two ago, had been chatting for a bit and someone asked me what my political beliefs are and I told them that I was a wignat and thats when the shitshow started, they closed in on me like a pack of soy ridden hyenas and start sperging out. I tried to throw out a couple really tame beliefs on par with things Jared Taylor might say to try to deescalate the trannies seething, I told them " I Don't want to oppress or gas anyone, I just believe in the right of free association and exercise that right by self-segregation. " and was pretty much istantly removed from the discord server. I private messaged a few of the people from that server talking to them about whats going on, can i rejoin etc, but that was not going to happen, some other right leaning tranny (the one talking about diapers in the screenshots) had tried to speak out in my defense and thats when narco decided that moderating a chatroom is too much hard work and SHUT IT DOWN. ✡
 
You can see how much people spent, kinda. The backer levels give numbers. There was a $3k donation at the 11th hour so the project didn't fail. It's just as likely that the makers had a friend or family member ensure it got funded and then gave them back their money as it is whales funded it. I was struck by the tism and did a breakdown because I've never actually done the numbers on a kickstarter and I'm bored waiting for it to come out. Many things always seem fishy to me about various kickstarters and this just confirmed things.

$10+ - 83
$20+ - 279
$30+ - 72
$50+ - 67
$60+ - 13
$100+ - 13
$101+ - 2
$125+ - 2
$150+ - 3
$150+ - 0
$200+ - 4
$250+ - 7
$251+ - 0
$300+ - 1
$500+ - 1
$1,000+ - 1
$1,810+ - 0
$5,000+ - 0
$100+ - 35
$100+ - 4
$125+ - 4
$500+ - 4
Total = $25,652 (minimum donation for reward amount)
595 backers as listed by rewards

442 backers donated $60 or less to the project. Now granted that is based on the minimum donation to get a reward. The $25k can be explained, rather unconvincingly to me, by overpaying for rewards and whaling. I personally think more likely there was at least some element of the makers taking out loans/using credit cards or getting friends/family to put up money that pushed them over $50k so they could get the other $25K. They still would have been just barely short of the $51,519 they got even if every backer donated double their reward level.

What's interesting to me is the missing 165 missing backers. Does the total backer number at the top include people who have asked for refunds or donate outside of getting rewards? Can you even do that? Hopefully someone who's delved into kickstarters can comment as I've never looked into them. I also archived the completed kickstarter because why not at this point. I also swear there were 5 backers for the second $500+ reward when I started and then it was 4 when I archived it, but who knows.

https://archive.li/eAUIw

I went and looked at the rewards. Some of them are absolutely stupid and will never happen(Stream with Narcissa) and the "Play Smash 3 stock" is terrible because she played against viewers back when the game came out.

I miss the old Cosmo though. 18:10 was the peak of speed games from the hype alone. Very little has gotten me as hyped about speed runs as that day did.
 
Who would have known a conversation about diapers would be the thing that kills Narcissa's discord?

After this, she archived every channel on the server, even the upper ones. RIP.

Doubt we'll see anything new for a while, at least until the documentary.

Having Narcissa look down on anyone is kind of like having an unwashed hobo call you a failure.
 
Starting at 1:10:38. This is kind of a sad retrospective honestly.


I don't pay attention to Goose much anymore, but he did a really good job putting the video together. The whole #1 section was an amazing retrospective and he definitely nailed the whole thing. Narci has done a lot for the community regardless of where she is now or what people think of her at present. I'm genuinely glad that she seems to be doing better, and she still enjoys the fast(runs on her mixer).

What a fucking decade.
 
I don't pay attention to Goose much anymore, but he did a really good job putting the video together. The whole #1 section was an amazing retrospective and he definitely nailed the whole thing. Narci has done a lot for the community regardless of where she is now or what people think of her at present. I'm genuinely glad that she seems to be doing better, and she still enjoys the fast(runs on her mixer).

What a fucking decade.
Speedlore all runs together now, he's sort of run the overly long Goldeneye videos schtick into the ground.
 
I don't pay attention to Goose much anymore, but he did a really good job putting the video together. The whole #1 section was an amazing retrospective and he definitely nailed the whole thing. Narci has done a lot for the community regardless of where she is now or what people think of her at present. I'm genuinely glad that she seems to be doing better, and she still enjoys the fast(runs on her mixer).

What a fucking decade.

Was gonna post this. The entire ending was kinda depressing considering how far Cosmo fell. It was also retarded in hindsight - the any% category dipped down into the 16:xx and he could've kept running it. It wasnt dead. And randomizers became super popular after that.

I saw the 18:10 anyway and honestly, barrier skip and the first successful run with it + endgame zombie hover was way more clutch in terms of LoZ speedruns. Many people could do the wrong warp in any% OoT compared to when barrier skip first came out (the skip itself needed stupidly precise setups, but the harder part was the near impossible zombie hover up to the final fight).

Tldr: 18:10 was overhyped. Cosmo was a sped.
 
I'm sure if he just goes back to being Cosmo and picks up speed running again, the internet will forget and he'll get his shit together again.
How would that makeup him to feel superior to everyone else while he wallows in self -loathing and masturbates to himself as an anime princess?
 
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How would that makeup him to feel superior to everyone else while he wallows in self -loathing and masturbates to himself as an anime princess?
LOL

Yeah, well... since you put it that way, I can see now how dead wrong I am on that one.
 
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