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TheKatIsNowGone said:
Is this typical to the number of voters he gets in these? 55 fucking people? Meanwhile Phil is still pretending he's famous.
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There's a reason why that place has earned the "Tumbleweed Forum" nickname. The poll itself is fucking garbage. First of all, there are way too many games for such few people to vote on. 14 options, why? Make it so that a game needs x amount of support before it can to the actual poll, cut out the dead weight. Then in Phil's infinite wisdom, he gives his fans the option to pick multiple games when he's only going to play one of them. All it does is create a clusterfuck with no clear winner because of course they want to see Phil play a bunch of different games. Even the times there is a clear winner, Phil can make an "executive decision" and not play it, so why even bother putting it in the poll? To top it off, if Phil doesn't like the game (i.e. he sucks at it or it isn't bringing in the money), he goes on a pissbaby rant blaming his fans. There's very little to no incentive to get involved.
 
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MightyBob69 said:
You don't have to, Phil already took care of that: it was the fault of the guy who was speeding and about to rear-end him. Phil definitely didn't just get spooked by someone passing him and slam his car into the guard rail.
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Hey, hey, hey! Remember, the car was speeding and weaving around and he was getting on the highway, so it's definitely not that Phil didn't get up to an appropriate speed on the on-ramp and freaked out as a car passed him. I have vague recollections that Phil insinuated that he was in the left lane as well, but that might be wishful thinking on my part.
 
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Hey, hey, hey! Remember, the car was speeding and weaving around and he was getting on the highway, so it's definitely not that Phil didn't get up to an appropriate speed on the on-ramp and freaked out as a car passed him. I have vague recollections that Phil insinuated that he was in the left lane as well, but that might be wishful thinking on my part.
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I've seen the left lane thing quoted several times, so I dont think this is a Mandela effect thing.
 
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Overcooked Raccoon said:
For the love of god, vote for Donkey Kong 64 and push Phil into a 101% completion run.

I want to see this man break down over the most amount of collectables in a game.
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if you want to push someone into a 101% or in this case i think its 120% completion send him to hollow knight he's going to be carrying that flower for a fucking month trying to get it from one side to the other while dodging everything
 
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Surly Muppet said:
EDIT 2: Phil just mentioned that he and Kat were friends before they started dating. Just a heads up, as this is probably going to be his big retcon, seeing as how this detail has never been mentioned before. He effectively verified a lot of her dox with the Drunken Peasants and while there is a lot of crazy in there, Phil has long been outspoken against cheating and cheaters. So the retcon that we're probably going to get to cover that he married a cheater is that he was friends with her until she broke up with Subaru and then they started dating. Totally above board. Just like quitting mobile games.
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The problem is Phil has to worry about his own past. He has to pretend that he "met" Kathy no earlier than the OBS tweets, or he's admitting to cheating on Leanna. Plus, there's flying Kathy across the country 3+ times with "tax money crowdfunding" in 2018 that he has to dance around. I don't see how it's wise for Phil to talk about Kathy at all when he has a $101k bomb sitting in his mailbox, but anything is possible.
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
The problem is Phil has to worry about his own past. He has to pretend that he "met" Kathy no earlier than the OBS tweets, or he's admitting to cheating on Leanna. Plus, there's flying Kathy across the country 3+ times with "tax money crowdfunding" in 2018 that he has to dance around. I don't see how it's wise for Phil to talk about Kathy at all when he has a $101k bomb sitting in his mailbox, but anything is possible.
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His fans don't pay much attention to things like that. He can simply do away with whatever debtractors say because he can just call us mentally ill idiots and the wheelchairs will believe it or just go along with it.

So his fans don't care, and he seems to want to ignore the part that we're paying attention. But hey, it's great to get a kick out of it to sit back and just make fun of him at this point.

All you can really do is make him lose a fan or two and laugh at them for being so stupid giving him money.
 
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Hey, hey, hey! Remember, the car was speeding and weaving around and he was getting on the highway, so it's definitely not that Phil didn't get up to an appropriate speed on the on-ramp and freaked out as a car passed him. I have vague recollections that Phil insinuated that he was in the left lane as well, but that might be wishful thinking on my part.
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Dumpster dived waifu said:
I've seen the left lane thing quoted several times, so I dont think this is a Mandela effect thing.
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Keep in mind as you listen to Phil that he needed glasses to drive in high school as well and never wore them except when he took the drivers test to get licensed. He says he went from turning on the highway to the left lane and was barely doing 40mph :|
Edit: Phil is an absolute cunt. Listen as this smug cunt tells you he never ever has worn his glasses while driving.
 
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King Pigbert took his day off monday because of snow? This asshole works from home and decides to take his day off like it was gonna drop 40cm of thick snow and had to shovel for 3 hours.

This is 1 milimeter of powedered sugar snow and he's going to spend the day holding his chest with both hands each time the snow whiffs the house.


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I gotta be honest, playing games day-in, day-out in the same Groundhog's Day manner that Phil does is fucking maddening.

Yesterday was the first Sunday in almost a year that I stayed home all day with my girlfriend. I told her I wanted to be super lazy today and not to do shit while catching up on games I haven't been able to play (backlog of probably 30+ games).

I couldn't hack it for more than 3 hours of continued game time. I started feeling antsy, like I was putting off important tasks and shit to do. At my age (and I'm not old), spending an entire day to play games doesn't have the same allure that it did maybe 10 years ago.

Phil plays 6 hours of games on average a day. For 6 days a week. I would have blown my fucking brains out if I was in his situation. At some point, the inability to reconcile making money due to my own volition but based off the hard work of more talented people than me (game developers) would have driven me fucking insane; would have seriously questioned my self-worth; and would have me questioning my worth as a man.

That's why Phil is fascinating to me: what he's doing is the definition of insanity by constantly doing the same action (playing vidya all day, every day) yet expecting a different result (making the monies).

Phil is literally a case study as to whether or not you can auction off the traits that make you who you are (self-worth, integrity, shame) for pennies to be thrown at you by re.tards on the internet.
 
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