Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina


Actress Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina at $75 a pop for her lifestyle and wellness company Goop. The name of the candle is none other than, you guessed it, “This Smells Like My Vagina.”

Paltrow first came across a scent that she said reminded her of the smell of her own vagina, she claims. The scent was then finalized for the “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle, which reportedly sold out within hours of its test run.

“This candle started as a joke between perfumer Douglas Little and GP — the two were working on a fragrance, and she blurted out, ‘Uhhh … this smells like a vagina,'” Goop outlined.

The smell then “evolved into a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent,” according to the company.

“That turned out to be perfect as a candle — we did a test run … and it sold out within hours,” Goop bragged. “It’s a blend of geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed that puts us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth.”

Goop, clearly, is not a traditional brand. In 2018, for example, the wellness company settled a six-figure lawsuit surrounding their “vagina eggs,” which were promoted to help regulate females’ hormones and negate menstrual cramps.

“It turns out, contrary to Goop’s advice, shoving a large egg made out of a porous mineral into the recesses of your lady-regions may not be the best treatment for conditions like endometriosis,” The Daily Wire reported. “Apparently, Goop knew — or, according to a complaint filed by the California consumer protection office, Goop should have known before they marketed this product, as well as a ‘flower essence’ they claimed treated depression, to consumers on their website.”

“The health and money of Santa Clara County residents should never be put at risk by misleading advertising,” the attorney for the California consumer protection office said in a statement. “We will vigilantly protect consumers against companies that promise health benefits without the support of good science … or any science.”

Paltrow again made headlines for her “progressive” ways last month, this time for gifting herself a vibrator for Christmas.
 
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It's a calculated risk to even shove tampons that are changed frequently up there, yet Goop was encoraging women to leave pourous rocks up there. Where they can absorb all the bodily waste, toxins, and bacteria of a period.

Not only that, some of those rocks are made of minerals that break down in liquid. Years ago there was a huge fad of everything being made out of selenite, it's supposed to clear blockages, cleansing negative energies. I can imagine the marketing of a dildo for those reasons. The thing with selenite is that it breaks apart in water, all those little shards that would get stuck in places you don't want them...

BV causes a distinct prawn smell - and it really wouldn't surprise me if she has that given half the stupid shit to shove up your cooch goop sells (unless she's actually aware enough to not use that shit herself and just sells it to exceptional individuals)

Well I did say a normal vulva.

She's supposed to be really smart isn't she? It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if she tried the safe stuff, putting essential oils in your water bottles, so safe...
 
Oh so this is what my old man was rambling about the other day. All I heard was “candles”, “vagina”, and “celebrity morons”.
Also how many hours of the day does she spend with her head up her cunt to make this assessment?
 
I'm equal parts disgusted by this and respectful of the hustle this woman has been doing for however long she's been selling woo products for now. Also kinda jealous too, if I tried to sell bottled farts or some crap(lol) I'd just be ignored and/or laughed at. :mad:
 
The height of Western decadence and ego masturbation.
When the Roman empire fell it's emperorers where deviants who slept with horses and children, the populace was no difference sleeping around while concepts like family and manogomus relationships collapsed, eating themselves sick and watching the gladiators in the coliseum.

The Frank's invaded their once great cities and the ottomans split the empire in two...now the west faces the same fate as decadence and hedonism runs rampant
 
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