Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[AbraCadaver]

Russell's signature ineptitude produces hilarity again! How can you go looking for a couch that someone is going to (in your sad little fantasy) be sleeping on and end up with a couch cover and tiny loveseat? What the fuck Russ.

It’s like if he tried to buy a car to drive women around town in and he somehow ended up buying a steering wheel cover and a Segway.

He truly thinks he's a nice guy, and being a narcissist, he thinks he's the only nice guy around. He did the same thing in his book, where Taylor tearfully tells him that his song was the nicest thing anyone's ever done for her. He really thinks everyone else treats women like shit. Except he's not a nice guy,

He thinks everyone else treats women like shit because he himself believes they should be treated that way, and he only acts nice to them so he can try and get sex or feel superior to whatever man they’re actually with. When he’s not trying to get sex from them, he calls them stupid bitches and tries to sue them and leave bad reviews for women who did not stroke his ego or give him jobs. Women are beneath him in his mind, they’re a sellable commodity and they ought to give him what he wants without being all difficult with their stupid “free will” and “opinions.”

I suppose he thinks all men secretly feel this way about women but he’s the only one convincingly pretending to be nice. He’s got an attitude of “I know all the men in your PMs are treating you like rubbish, Random InstaThot, because I want to treat you like that too because it’s all you deserve, but I’m trying to be polite so you should be grateful.” He’s always acting like prozzies should be grateful he wears a suit and brings them flowers because he honestly thinks so badly of them that he can’t imagine ANYONE treating them with respect. He genuinely expects to be the first person to treat a whore like a person, even if he's just pretending.

It’s like some vain person trying to show off what a charitable person they are and goes out of their way to donate a box of pretty off-putting canned foods to the “poor family down the street,” only to find out that the poor family has food and in fact is not poor at all and has a Blue Apron subscription. The narc rage at being denied the chance to look good and kind is hilarious.

 

[Pimpkin Pumpkin]

True, but Russ only cares about his disability, I don't even think he cares about other people with Moebius

That’s an interesting point. He’s always shitting on other disabilities (“those kids dying of cancer will never have it as hard as me!”) but I can’t think of any times he’s really talked about how people struggle with moebius, beyond his shrimp dick not getting wet.
Does he even know anyone else with moebius?

 

[DrJonesHat]

Does he even know anyone else with moebius?

Don't think so. As far as I can recall, he's never acknowledged anything about any other moebius sufferer.

 

[Jeanne d'Arc]

I feel like if he acknowledged anyone else having Moebius his illusion of being super special and having "muh plights" would just shatter. He definitely consciously filters out other people with Moebius so to avoid having to confront the reality that other have made something of their lives even with the disease, too.

 

[ShortBusDriver]

Am I the only one that wants to know how he got the loveseat home?

No vehicle, and I can't imagine anyone willing to help him if they were the sort of brutish male that could lift a loveseat or owned a truck

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

So since he's literally tried to sue Farrah Abraham for not going on the date she totally agreed to by having an intern like a tweet, what are the odds on him suing Danica for not sleeping on his couch like she totally agreed to?

 

[The Great Citracett]

Javai looks to be much shorter than Danica, but she still won't be sleeping on that loveseat.

 

[AnOminous]

I feel like if he acknowledged anyone else having Moebius his illusion of being super special and having "muh plights" would just shatter. He definitely consciously filters out other people with Moebius so to avoid having to confront the reality that other have made something of their lives even with the disease, too.

If anything, other than some people whose conditions are incredibly severe compared to Russ or even other normal Moebius sufferers, the normal state of people with Moebius is living normal lives.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Am I the only one that wants to know how he got the loveseat home?

No vehicle, and I can't imagine anyone willing to help him if they were the sort of brutish male that could lift a loveseat or owned a truck

Every independent thrift store near me (except the one non-church one) offers delivery for extra money. Not too much of a stretch to imagine that a Mormon thrift store (??) would too.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Javai looks to be much shorter than Danica, but she still won't be sleeping on that loveseat.

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“She is my girlfriend. She’s dressing up and looking good for me.”

Is he trying to do that The Secret thing, where you tell the universe what you want and it magically happens if you just repeat it enough? Because the only person who ever got what they wanted from The Secret is the person who wrote The Secret. They got rich off loony fucks like Russ.

 

[Banh Xeo]

Every independent thrift store near me (except the one non-church one) offers delivery for extra money. Not too much of a stretch to imagine that a Mormon thrift store (??) would too.

He was definitely offered not only delivery but more than likely a ride home too.

I wonder if Russ says “thank you” to people. Or if every interaction is always one sided for him. Everyone is an NPC!

 

[AbraCadaver]

He was definitely offered not only delivery but more than likely a ride home too.

I wonder if Russ says “thank you” to people. Or if every interaction is always one sided for him. Everyone is an NPC!

They deliver his couch and then look at him for thanks before driving away, and he just stands there on the pavement and stares at them blankly while drooling, then walks inside and shuts the door.

 

[The Dude]

IKEA in Draper delivered my mattress to me. They deliver.

Huh. I didn't know that. Any time I've bought something from there I've just taken it home myself. Still, it's not like Russ has the mental horsepower to put together even simple IKEA stuff.

 

[ShortBusDriver]

Every independent thrift store near me (except the one non-church one) offers delivery for extra money. Not too much of a stretch to imagine that a Mormon thrift store (??) would too.

I guess when I think thrift store i think like used clothes and housewares, at least that's what it is around here. Usually furniture is limited to like a wooden chair or something

But that makes sense.

 

[The Great Citracett]

No there are NOT any other kind people in the world. Only Russ. Do you even listen to his plights?

 

[DrJonesHat]

No there are NOT any other kind people in the world. Only Russ. Do you even listen to his plights?

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I've never seen someone just toss his delusions back in his face. You know he's furiously googling her for a lawsuit.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I guess when I think thrift store i think like used clothes and housewares, at least that's what it is around here. Usually furniture is limited to like a wooden chair or something

But that makes sense.

It varies from store to store.

Spoiler: Thrift Store Sperging

The Goodwills usually have some small bookshelves, coffee tables, a desk or two, maybe a TV stand. Salvation Armys tend to have more furniture, but it's all dated - too ugly to be considered retro - and overpriced as hell.
The poor people megachurch near me has two thrift store locations, both located in really bad parts of town, and their stores are in spaces the size of a Food Lion - so it means tons of furniture. The one in the worse part has a wall lined with mattresses and hot tub covers. They are staffed by those in recovery from substance abuse programs, except the main managers who all look like they hate life. I got a couch from them, it was a good couch for eighty bucks and delivery was $15.
The non-religious thrift store used to have similar selection to Goodwill but they re-organized and now it's just all crap, maybe one table and a scribbled-on headboard.
There are also thrift stores that are religious but not scary-bible-thumper, sometimes affiliated with veterans, who have Salvation Army quality stuff for lower prices since they aren't a chain.
I don't live in Utah, but if Russell lives near SLC then he probably has a similar variety, maybe even more if Mormons do run thrift stores (I've never seen one).

 

[nemesisAF]

So since he's literally tried to sue Farrah Abraham for not going on the date she totally agreed to by having an intern like a tweet, what are the odds on him suing Danica for not sleeping on his couch like she totally agreed to?

it looks like Danica makes decent money, multiples of what, say, a janitor might make. I am sure her lodgings consistently had at least one bedroom with a proper and comfortable bed, and a livingroom with at least one couch and likely other comfortable seating. I am sure that if she hasn’t arranged to move directly into a place, she has ample housing funds set aside, and likely not in SLC. She’s not going to be impressed with sleeping on a janitors loveseat, one who she has never met and has never hired her.

This isn’t FIELD OF WET DREAMS, there is no “ if I buy couch, then she will come. And so will I”

 

[AbraCadaver]

it looks like Danica makes decent money, multiples of what, say, a janitor might make. I am sure her lodgings consistently had at least one bedroom with a proper and comfortable bed, and a livingroom with at least one couch and likely other comfortable seating. I am sure that if she hasn’t arranged to move directly into a place, she has ample housing funds set aside, and likely not in SLC. She’s not going to be impressed with sleeping on a janitors loveseat, one who she has never met and has never hired her.

This isn’t FIELD OF WET DREAMS, there is no “ if I buy couch, then she will come. And so will I”

The whole couch thing started because she made a joke that if she visited her mum in the states, her mum might get annoyed at Danica’s new tattoos and Danica would have to sleep on a friend’s couch for a few days til mum cooled off. Russ jumped in with “YOU CAN SLEEP ON MY COUCH DANICA!!!!” and she replied with “lol might take you up on that, haha!” in a joking manner.

that was literally the beginning and end of the entire exchange. She doesn’t need a place to stay, she’s specifically going there to see and stay with her mother. Russ is just too much of a fucking idiot to realize that and doesn’t get sarcasm or jokes because he’s literally re.tarded.

It’s like if some girl posted “omg I need lunch right now I’m STARVING,” and Russ jumped in with “I’ll buy you lunch, when you’re in town!” and she just replied lol thanks.

And when the girl didn’t reply after that, he snapped back with “WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A BITCH, I OFFERED TO TAKE CARE OF YOU WHEN YOU WERE LITERALLY STARVING TO DEATH.”

She’s not actually starving and Danica doesn’t need a place to stay. Rusty literally spent money buying a couch for a woman who is going to go stay with her mother for a visit.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

“She is my girlfriend. She’s dressing up and looking good for me.”

Is he trying to do that The Secret thing, where you tell the universe what you want and it magically happens if you just repeat it enough? Because the only person who ever got what they wanted from The Secret is the person who wrote The Secret. They got rich off loony fucks like Russ.

Also Oprah.