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This thread is always enlightening in its ability to be horrifying so I thought I'd share a specimen that never fails to make me cackle.


But Xulphis, you may say, that's just an ugly incel neckbeard! And you're not wrong, and not just because this ol' slugger makes zero effort with any of his "transness", but without getting into that can o' worms, according to frump-a-dump McNiceGuy here...:

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...she/her. "Often the joke, not funny often" could almost be self-aware, though. Too bad it isn't.

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And of course it's a special name chosen specifically to be tee-hee about valor as if he's some kawaii desu heroine instead of a gross cave troll. That bit's not pictured but he did mention that being the thought process months and months back when he picked it out.

If you couldn't tell by that About Me nonsense this zero-effort troon is up his own ass about how smart and special he is. His social media presence is nowadays boring more than it is interesting because all he posts is Gbf shit and complaints about literally everything. He still manages to more often than not come across as a smug soyboy-esque asshole when he removes his mouth from the mobage taint.

Most of his "juicy" history is, well, history. It'd take a fairly long post to list all the shit this stupid, sewage waste personality has done or said, just know that it includes running a Sonic music blog on Tumblr until he got pissy over getting song requests and deleted it, then whined on his main blog about it not giving him the right kind of popularity he wanted like a twat.

"She" has always been a sour, miserable fuckwad who became a sour, miserable troon who complains excessively while trying to appear like some sort of enlightened intellectual critic about media/games/shows/books/politics/etc. Garden variety loser on Twitter whose social circle all trooned out so he turned his incel feelings into "muh gurl feels".

I only check in on him every six months or so because like I said, he's gotten boring since he stopped doing anything remotely creative/productive or retweeting/giving hot takes on as many dumb subjects and the fascination factor with him is a bit niche, plus I kept straining my eyes with all the rolling I was doing at each and every one of his non-Gbf tweets.

Randomly checking in to discover the abrupt she/her knowing what he looked like was gut-busting, honestly. I admit to chortling heartily.

And yes, in case you had any doubt whatsoever this is definitely a fetish for him. He's merely too lazy to follow through to our typical troon's level of commitment.

While not as prolific or awful as a lot of showcased troons on here, seeing that mug next to she/her brings me a certain kind of joy. And so I offer it as a palate cleanser of sorts.

This is stuff that I genuinely find rage inducing.
The madness of calling an obvious man a woman. Not just calling, being forced to do that.
Being forced to have no space without incel perverts.
It's the most obvious psyop in history.
 
This is stuff that I genuinely find rage inducing.
The madness of calling an obvious man a woman. Not just calling, being forced to do that.
Being forced to have no space without incel perverts.
It's the most obvious psyop in history.

Yep. Having known about this guy from way back I can confidently tell you he's exactly the type of nice guy incel who would not shut the fuck up about wanting a warm soft girl body to have sex with prior to his present desires to be female and also topped by a woman. And whatever creepy gross behavior you can imagine is probably on point for how he conducted himself before entering the woke-to-troon pipeline, panting after ZQ for the longest goddamn time (kinda like Jake, hmm) until submersing himself fully in the troonism.
 
I wondered if anyone would mention about Nikkie coming out as trans. I initially suspected it was attention seeking bullshit, but who knows? I couldn't be bothered to watch the whole video as it was about twenty minutes worth of cringe. I read some of the comments though and they were brimming with the usual asspats and "sO StUnInG aNd BrAvE" fuckwittery.

I can’t believe people especially on Twitter didn’t now or were “shocked”.

Watch any of her videos, I thought her voice sounded like a gay man trying to do a female voice. And when you see pictures of her next to actual women, you can start to see “her” in a different light.

Unsurprisingly he kept this secret from her partner and people are calling her “brave”.
They're going to use this as a gotcha but trannies like Nikkie can only pass thanks to ugly fat women. If the guy was anywhere near as skinny as Riley J. Dennis or Contrapoints, he wouldn't have been able to pull it off.
Yes him being fat was a blessing in disguise. Though his voice seems like a giveaway. He’s also caked up in makeup all the time.

I remembered someone saying Nikkie looked like a drag queen and I started wondering..
 
Sounds like patreon took down pedocomix. I chuckled.
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I can’t believe people especially on Twitter didn’t now or were “shocked”.

Watch any of her videos, I thought her voice sounded like a gay man trying to do a female voice. And when you see pictures of her next to actual women, you can start to see “her” in a different light.

Unsurprisingly he kept this secret from her partner and people are calling her “brave”.

Yes him being fat was a blessing in disguise. Though his voice seems like a giveaway. He’s also caked up in makeup all the time.

I remembered someone saying Nikkie looked like a drag queen and I started wondering..
Honestly, I think she passes just fine. I may be exceptional but even looking back at her content I can't hear her voice as masculine, or clock her.

Then again, HSTS always pass better than AGPs
 
Yes him being fat was a blessing in disguise. Though his voice seems like a giveaway. He’s also caked up in makeup all the time.
There's also all the plastic surgery. Hard to tell what gender someone is if they look too plastic.

Putting a choker on is not gonna hide any of the other problems that make you look like a man.
But it will turn him on.
 
This is stuff that I genuinely find rage inducing.
The madness of calling an obvious man a woman. Not just calling, being forced to do that.
Being forced to have no space without incel perverts.
It's the most obvious psyop in history.
This is no psyop; this is totalitarianism.
 
Honestly, that doesn't sound like a physical therapist. That sounds like a massage parlor. I'm legit weirded out by the fact that he got a physical therapist to touch his "clit". Do physical therapists routinely have to do therapy on genitals? Because I didn't even know that was a thing.
I apologize if someone already answered you, but actually there are physical therapists for vaginas. Namely for women with incontinence or other issues relating to vaginal function. And it’s normal for them to touch you down there for routine checkups and to test your pelvic floor strength (this relates to kegels) and check your progress.

They don’t however, have one for men with axe wounds. This poor physical therapist had to play pretend for this sick fuck.
 
But it's not a fetish. They just want to pee. It's all about being born in the wrong body, it's not about sex. These people are no threat, it's not about sex. Transwomen are women.

Honestly, I actually think the world has gone insane. It's so obviously out of hand, but I think creating cultural war via chaos was the plan all along. Break a country by turning a bunch of men into crazed, pornsick perverts, unable to breed or do anything worthwhile.

Diabolical, but genius. Now we must cull them somehow.

It's starting to sound possible that Russia or some other country who hates us managed to lab grow a strain of pure, undistilled super faggotry and sneak it into our water supply. Now 15 years later they can just sit back and laugh as earlier and easier access to increasingly deviant porn and people (especially teens) being prone to social contagion (thank you internet) has just compounded the problem to the point of absurdity. This gender shit is cancer and I don't really understand why it blew up all of a sudden, but the media has taught me that when in doubt Russia is to blame.
 
Nikki discussion in BP appears to be here.
more batshittery from our neovag-having transneckbeardette Kevin:

i'm both fascinated and disgusted by how open this person is about their penis mutilation. apologies if you don't care about this tard.

No please keep these posts coming he’s my favorite feature creature. Do you think he warrants a thread? also every time I read his posts I get SERIOUS deja vu... have we had a SRS twitter overshare disaster before?

I am extremely shocked at this...of all the people to be secretly trans I would never in a million years have thought of her. Wow. I wonder if the HRT is why her skin without makeup looks so bad.

edit: discussion is already happening in the Beauty Guru Salt thread in Beauty Parlor which is a more appropriate place than this thread.

I was gonna bring it up here if it wasn’t already. Nikkie is proof that being a fat fuck is the best way to pass. Fat is a giant endocrine organ that turns sexed humans into blobs. Well done Nikki, I thought your weird affect was you being a fag hag super into drag culture. Big props from me.
If anybody has the deets on Nikki catfishing their fiancé please post ALL over here i want all the tea please.

Honestly, I think she passes just fine. I may be exceptional but even looking back at her content I can't hear her voice as masculine, or clock her.

Then again, HSTS always pass better than AGPs
It’s the fat for sure. But yeah. And oh my god get ready for nikki to be the HUGE exception that makes the “LET US SHOW OFF OUR PENISES IN YOUR CHANGING ROOM” rule.
 
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"I feel so valudated"
That's all lesbians are good for to these men. To validate their "womanhood".

Chances are the lesbian
A) did it bc she wants to show support bc she's all for "trans rights" knowing she won't have to actually engage in anything sexual with the troon
Or b) a "lesbian" which is just a maybe slightly bi chick who just hates men.

Trannies use lesbians for validation, and lesbians (the woke kind) only use them for clout to show how woke they are. So I guess it evens out.

(Or bc they fear the tranny himself or being ostracized from their political/social groups and lie to themselves in order to make it work for those reasons alone)
Dont forget option C: the "validating lesbian" was just another troon.
 
There is no such thing as stealth, I have never watched a Nikkietutorial video before, but I knew right away that he had a gay man voice. Ladies we can do better than this c’mon. Maybe it’s 20/20 hindsight but that is gay dude voice. I’ll give benefit of the doubt that there are chicks that are tall, fat, and people say to them that they look like their dads, but Nikkie sounds like Blair White.
 
TransSalamander is a crazy troon of the AGP variety who goes by ‘Kathryn’.
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Kathryn spends all day, every day tweeting into the void, as is custom for trannies in the year of our lord 2020, averaging around 30ish tweets per day since creating the account:

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Kathryn tweets about the standard sort of stuff you’d expect a True & Honest woman to tweet about on a public account tied to their name and face, like sick fetishes, shit politics, children’s toys (fucker is in his mid-30's) and how horny he is for girlcock. Just take a squiz at this twitter bio and pinned tweet:

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Kathryn’s autogynephilic tendencies, unsurprisingly, are a recurring theme:

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Kathryn may not be the most insane troon out there, the most prolific tweeter, or an inherently funny person, however our favorite neckbeardette ticks just about every box on the troon-out checklist to a comical fucking degree.

Here’s a short list of quintessential tranny traits this ogre exhibits:
  • Autogynephile
  • 'The AGP smirk'
  • Trans lesbian
  • Porn addict
  • dude weed lmao
  • Twitter addict
  • Self-described Anarchist
  • Anti-capitalist
  • 'Headmates'
  • Polyamorous
  • A FUCKING FURRY
  • Catgirls
  • Ugly
  • Neckbeard
  • Retains facial hair because it’s kyoot feminine gay stubble
  • Fedora-tier fashion before trooning out
  • Seemingly unaware he looks like Shrek in a wig
  • Creeper
  • Woman hater
  • Anime weirdo
  • Constant 'gamer' sperging
  • Steven Universe
  • 'Artist'
  • My Little Pony obsession
  • Pokemon obsession
  • Transformers obsession
  • Weird dinosaur obsession
  • Star Wars obsession
  • EVERYTHING is about porn or sex
  • Violent fantasies regarding those who wrong them
  • Unhinged hatred for TERFs
  • Complete narcissist
  • Weird paraphilias/fetishes/sexual oddities, with hits such as:
    • Foot fetish
    • Daddy/little fetish
    • Piss fetish
    • Likely a diaper fetish/ABDL
    • BDSM fetish
    • 'Breeding' fetish (lol)
    • Furry bullshit
    • Enjoys dilating
    • ‘muskslut’ (take a fucking guess)
    • 'girldick'

And this list is by no means exhaustive, I just don't have the fortitude to scroll through hours and hours and hours of AGP lunacy to see what else gets this idiot's inverted penis tingling.

Which is a perfect segway into the part that makes this spastic truly amusing. Kathryn recently got the chop, and is real fuckin smug about it:

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Kathryn’s journey to the centre of the stinkditch is a work-in-progress however, having had the surgery circa mid-December 2019:

And it looks like he's already having complications:

Alongside being weapons-grade horny at the thought of finally getting this vagina slambanged by girldick because IT'S NOT A FUCKING FETISH YOU FUCKING TERF:

I’m sure I don’t need to spell out why it’s entertaining to watch a troon, who’s been so excited to get their frankenvag pounded that they haven’t been able to contain their astronomical levels of smug, suddenly begin to struggle to maintain their comfortable bubble of delusion when that front hole starts collapsing in on itself because this shit is EXPERIMENTAL SURGERY.

Of course, Kathryn is one of these troon cultists who buys into the whole “trans vaginas are exactly the same as cis vaginas” lunacy, and it’s going to be a fuckin blowout while we, as @Comrade Autogynephilia so elegantly put it, “watch this guy live tweet his downward spiral to eventual 41%dom”.

And like any good freakshow, there's always a supporting cast.

That polyamorous relationship up in the twitter bio? Say hello to the gang:

Of real lolworthy note is Steampunk Penny, who appears to be the owner or some kind of troon-in-chief of the ‘Tenacious Unicorn Ranch’, an alpaca farm owned and operated by troons, for troons. It appears to be the case that at least some of these speds live or at least spend a lot of time on their faggot ranch, but who knows. I don't think troons are very good at maintaining property of any description, so it may be a fun shitshow to watch. Eat your heart out, Greta Gustava!


Thanks to @Gizmoduck @Dustlord @Crunchy Leaf @remiem and others for digging around into this freakshow.

Other stupid spectacles:
Y'all motherfuckers heard of that AGP smirk?

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MAN the police must go to the alpaca Troon ranch for a lot of scuicides, poor alpacas
 
My friend showed me one of the treasures he found on his tranny hunt the other day. I know he's just another drop in the crazy loon troon bucket, but I had a good, hearty chuckle at his pics after being shown the descriptions.
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Of course with the kitty uwu shit
Also pan/bi aka "I'm desperate plz fucc"
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My guy
I'm also loving all the totally feminine animus figs in the banner.

Wanna see what this lovely little kitten looks like?

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What a lovely little stray kitten!
The dead eyed thousand yard stare really encompasses the feeling of hardship that poor little stray kitties have to endure on the streets :(

Sorry for no archive. Phone posting and this fag isn't worth my time to waste to figure it out on mobile.

Edit to say that my once trans supportive friend has been questioning the trans rhetoric lately, and I told her about ogre defunding a rape shelter and how trans "women" can be put in women's prisons and she told me she wanted to stop talking about it bc "she was starting to question everything" all on her own. I've never brought up trans stuff outside of me disliking them and she's starting to see it herself. It's refreshing and I'm so proud of her ♡ baby steps lol
 
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This gender shit is cancer and I don't really understand why it blew up all of a sudden, but the media has taught me that when in doubt Russia is to blame.

It happened around the time Trump got elected. The left decided that the world was suddenly filled with nazis and bigots so they began to worship every single minority and make them above criticism/question.

White male losers saw this and decided to voluntarily turn themselves into a minority to gain the attention and power associated with the status.
 
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