- Joined
- Oct 30, 2019
TransSalamander is a crazy troon of the AGP variety who goes by ‘Kathryn’.
Kathryn spends all day, every day tweeting into the void, as is custom for trannies in the year of our lord 2020, averaging around 30ish tweets per day since creating the account:
Kathryn tweets about the standard sort of stuff you’d expect a True & Honest woman to tweet about on a public account tied to their name and face, like sick fetishes, shit politics, children’s toys (fucker is in his mid-30's) and how horny he is for girlcock. Just take a squiz at this twitter bio and pinned tweet:
Kathryn’s autogynephilic tendencies, unsurprisingly, are a recurring theme:
Kathryn may not be the most insane troon out there, the most prolific tweeter, or an inherently funny person, however our favorite neckbeardette ticks just about every box on the troon-out checklist to a comical fucking degree.
Here’s a short list of quintessential tranny traits this ogre exhibits:
And this list is by no means exhaustive, I just don't have the fortitude to scroll through hours and hours and hours of AGP lunacy to see what else gets this idiot's inverted penis tingling.
Which is a perfect segway into the part that makes this spastic truly amusing. Kathryn recently got the chop, and is real fuckin smug about it:
Kathryn’s journey to the centre of the stinkditch is a work-in-progress however, having had the surgery circa mid-December 2019:
And it looks like he's already having complications:
Alongside being weapons-grade horny at the thought of finally getting this vagina slambanged by girldick because IT'S NOT A FUCKING FETISH YOU FUCKING TERF:
I’m sure I don’t need to spell out why it’s entertaining to watch a troon, who’s been so excited to get their frankenvag pounded that they haven’t been able to contain their astronomical levels of smug, suddenly begin to struggle to maintain their comfortable bubble of delusion when that front hole starts collapsing in on itself because this shit is EXPERIMENTAL SURGERY.
Of course, Kathryn is one of these troon cultists who buys into the whole “trans vaginas are exactly the same as cis vaginas” lunacy, and it’s going to be a fuckin blowout while we, as @Comrade Autogynephilia so elegantly put it, “watch this guy live tweet his downward spiral to eventual 41%dom”.
And like any good freakshow, there's always a supporting cast.
That polyamorous relationship up in the twitter bio? Say hello to the gang:
Of real lolworthy note is Steampunk Penny, who appears to be the owner or some kind of troon-in-chief of the ‘Tenacious Unicorn Ranch’, an alpaca farm owned and operated by troons, for troons. It appears to be the case that at least some of these speds live or at least spend a lot of time on their faggot ranch, but who knows. I don't think troons are very good at maintaining property of any description, so it may be a fun shitshow to watch. Eat your heart out, Greta Gustava!
Thanks to @Gizmoduck @Dustlord @Crunchy Leaf @remiem and others for digging around into this freakshow.
Other stupid spectacles:
Kathryn spends all day, every day tweeting into the void, as is custom for trannies in the year of our lord 2020, averaging around 30ish tweets per day since creating the account:
Kathryn tweets about the standard sort of stuff you’d expect a True & Honest woman to tweet about on a public account tied to their name and face, like sick fetishes, shit politics, children’s toys (fucker is in his mid-30's) and how horny he is for girlcock. Just take a squiz at this twitter bio and pinned tweet:
Kathryn’s autogynephilic tendencies, unsurprisingly, are a recurring theme:
Kathryn may not be the most insane troon out there, the most prolific tweeter, or an inherently funny person, however our favorite neckbeardette ticks just about every box on the troon-out checklist to a comical fucking degree.
Here’s a short list of quintessential tranny traits this ogre exhibits:
- Autogynephile
- 'The AGP smirk'
- Trans lesbian
- Porn addict
- dude weed lmao
- Twitter addict
- Self-described Anarchist
- Anti-capitalist
- 'Headmates'
- Polyamorous
- A FUCKING FURRY
- Catgirls
- Ugly
- Neckbeard
- Retains facial hair because it’s kyoot feminine gay stubble
- Fedora-tier fashion before trooning out
- Seemingly unaware he looks like Shrek in a wig
- Creeper
- Woman hater
- Anime weirdo
- Constant 'gamer' sperging
- Steven Universe
- 'Artist'
- My Little Pony obsession
- Pokemon obsession
- Transformers obsession
- Weird dinosaur obsession
- Star Wars obsession
- EVERYTHING is about porn or sex
- Violent fantasies regarding those who wrong them
- Unhinged hatred for TERFs
- Complete narcissist
- Weird paraphilias/fetishes/sexual oddities, with hits such as:
- Foot fetish
- Daddy/little fetish
- Piss fetish
- Likely a diaper fetish/ABDL
- BDSM fetish
- 'Breeding' fetish (lol)
- Furry bullshit
- Enjoys dilating
- ‘muskslut’ (take a fucking guess)
- 'girldick'
And this list is by no means exhaustive, I just don't have the fortitude to scroll through hours and hours and hours of AGP lunacy to see what else gets this idiot's inverted penis tingling.
Which is a perfect segway into the part that makes this spastic truly amusing. Kathryn recently got the chop, and is real fuckin smug about it:
Kathryn’s journey to the centre of the stinkditch is a work-in-progress however, having had the surgery circa mid-December 2019:
And it looks like he's already having complications:
Alongside being weapons-grade horny at the thought of finally getting this vagina slambanged by girldick because IT'S NOT A FUCKING FETISH YOU FUCKING TERF:
I’m sure I don’t need to spell out why it’s entertaining to watch a troon, who’s been so excited to get their frankenvag pounded that they haven’t been able to contain their astronomical levels of smug, suddenly begin to struggle to maintain their comfortable bubble of delusion when that front hole starts collapsing in on itself because this shit is EXPERIMENTAL SURGERY.
Of course, Kathryn is one of these troon cultists who buys into the whole “trans vaginas are exactly the same as cis vaginas” lunacy, and it’s going to be a fuckin blowout while we, as @Comrade Autogynephilia so elegantly put it, “watch this guy live tweet his downward spiral to eventual 41%dom”.
And like any good freakshow, there's always a supporting cast.
That polyamorous relationship up in the twitter bio? Say hello to the gang:
Of real lolworthy note is Steampunk Penny, who appears to be the owner or some kind of troon-in-chief of the ‘Tenacious Unicorn Ranch’, an alpaca farm owned and operated by troons, for troons. It appears to be the case that at least some of these speds live or at least spend a lot of time on their faggot ranch, but who knows. I don't think troons are very good at maintaining property of any description, so it may be a fun shitshow to watch. Eat your heart out, Greta Gustava!
Thanks to @Gizmoduck @Dustlord @Crunchy Leaf @remiem and others for digging around into this freakshow.
Other stupid spectacles:
Y'all motherfuckers heard of that AGP smirk?
