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What's up with the gaping tongue out expression? I get that they're trying to be sexy but it just reminds me of a fish on land slowly dying.

weeb shit

They have no other sources of inspiration or points of reference. Every single thing they do is weeb shit. Absolutely without exception.
 
So they say Queen Victoria, Marie Curie and Jane Austen were not women considering they didn't know McDonald's and didn't have chargeable cell phones? That's pretty "exclusionary" hon.

They would probably insist that those were all closeted trans men, TBH. They've tried it with other famous female historical figures like Joan of Arc, Amelia Earhart and Florence Nightingale (because last-mentioned once, in her writings, referred to herself as a "fellow").
 
i will carry a pair of garden shears in bag for now :story:

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TransSalamander is a crazy troon of the AGP variety who goes by ‘Kathryn’.
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Kathryn spends all day, every day tweeting into the void, as is custom for trannies in the year of our lord 2020, averaging around 30ish tweets per day since creating the account:

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Kathryn tweets about the standard sort of stuff you’d expect a True & Honest woman to tweet about on a public account tied to their name and face, like sick fetishes, shit politics, children’s toys (fucker is in his mid-30's) and how horny he is for girlcock. Just take a squiz at this twitter bio and pinned tweet:

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Kathryn’s autogynephilic tendencies, unsurprisingly, are a recurring theme:

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Kathryn may not be the most insane troon out there, the most prolific tweeter, or an inherently funny person, however our favorite neckbeardette ticks just about every box on the troon-out checklist to a comical fucking degree.

Here’s a short list of quintessential tranny traits this ogre exhibits:
  • Autogynephile
  • 'The AGP smirk'
  • Trans lesbian
  • Porn addict
  • dude weed lmao
  • Twitter addict
  • Self-described Anarchist
  • Anti-capitalist
  • 'Headmates'
  • Polyamorous
  • A FUCKING FURRY
  • Catgirls
  • Ugly
  • Neckbeard
  • Retains facial hair because it’s kyoot feminine gay stubble
  • Fedora-tier fashion before trooning out
  • Seemingly unaware he looks like Shrek in a wig
  • Creeper
  • Woman hater
  • Anime weirdo
  • Constant 'gamer' sperging
  • Steven Universe
  • 'Artist'
  • My Little Pony obsession
  • Pokemon obsession
  • Transformers obsession
  • Weird dinosaur obsession
  • Star Wars obsession
  • EVERYTHING is about porn or sex
  • Violent fantasies regarding those who wrong them
  • Unhinged hatred for TERFs
  • Complete narcissist
  • Weird paraphilias/fetishes/sexual oddities, with hits such as:
    • Foot fetish
    • Daddy/little fetish
    • Piss fetish
    • Likely a diaper fetish/ABDL
    • BDSM fetish
    • 'Breeding' fetish (lol)
    • Furry bullshit
    • Enjoys dilating
    • ‘muskslut’ (take a fucking guess)
    • 'girldick'

And this list is by no means exhaustive, I just don't have the fortitude to scroll through hours and hours and hours of AGP lunacy to see what else gets this idiot's inverted penis tingling.

Which is a perfect segway into the part that makes this spastic truly amusing. Kathryn recently got the chop, and is real fuckin smug about it:

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Kathryn’s journey to the centre of the stinkditch is a work-in-progress however, having had the surgery circa mid-December 2019:
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And it looks like he's already having complications:
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Alongside being weapons-grade horny at the thought of finally getting this vagina slambanged by girldick because IT'S NOT A FUCKING FETISH YOU FUCKING TERF:
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I’m sure I don’t need to spell out why it’s entertaining to watch a troon, who’s been so excited to get their frankenvag pounded that they haven’t been able to contain their astronomical levels of smug, suddenly begin to struggle to maintain their comfortable bubble of delusion when that front hole starts collapsing in on itself because this shit is EXPERIMENTAL SURGERY.

Of course, Kathryn is one of these troon cultists who buys into the whole “trans vaginas are exactly the same as cis vaginas” lunacy, and it’s going to be a fuckin blowout while we, as @Comrade Autogynephilia so elegantly put it, “watch this guy live tweet his downward spiral to eventual 41%dom”.

And like any good freakshow, there's always a supporting cast.

That polyamorous relationship up in the twitter bio? Say hello to the gang:

Of real lolworthy note is Steampunk Penny, who appears to be the owner or some kind of troon-in-chief of the ‘Tenacious Unicorn Ranch’, an alpaca farm owned and operated by troons, for troons. It appears to be the case that at least some of these speds live or at least spend a lot of time on their faggot ranch, but who knows. I don't think troons are very good at maintaining property of any description, so it may be a fun shitshow to watch. Eat your heart out, Greta Gustava!

They seem to be a six? seven? trans Poly relationship of which leaky woundhole /TransSalamander is part of. So seven mentally unwell people who are all in need of persistent 'medical care' alongside who knows how many animals, and their photos don't look like they have that many alpaca, which need proper care and vet attention to remain healthy and viable. Property tax, rent, food bills, standard household bills, unless all or most of them are also working full time they'd need to have a lot of alpacas and be selling a lot of product in order to be viable. Farming/ranching is one of the most grueling industries out there especially in developed countries who have stricter regulations.

Etsy tells you how many sales a shop has and they've only had 111. That ain't gonna cover shit.

This isn't a fully functional family with a large fanbase who're hoping to expand with less of a monetary/credit burden either. It's seven troons. Absolute disaster.
There's also @TenaciousQilin, who is a real man, and in a relationship with @BonnieMakes.

Penny, the one whose name is listed on the GoFundMe, used to be in the military. Was also into Steemit, which is some cryptocurrency blogging bullshit. That was in 2017 when he was working at Target. His full legal name is Penellope Dihana Logue and he was born September 7th, 1980. He owns at least one handgun. His birth name is Phillip, which I bet is why he changed his named to Penellope and not Penelope. He used to post Stefan Molyneux quotes. He has a son, who looks like he's maybe 18. Feel bad for the kid--I hope his step-father is good.

edit: Phillip and his ex-wife got married in 1999. They were divorced in 2003, and she married her new husband sometime later that year.

Thanks to @Gizmoduck @Dustlord @Crunchy Leaf @remiem and others for digging around into this freakshow.

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Y'all motherfuckers heard of that AGP smirk?

 

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TransSalamander is a crazy troon of the AGP variety who goes by ‘Kathryn’.
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Kathryn spends all day, every day tweeting into the void, as is custom for trannies in the year of our lord 2020, averaging around 30ish tweets per day since creating the account:

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Kathryn tweets about the standard sort of stuff you’d expect a True & Honest woman to tweet about on a public account tied to their name and face, like sick fetishes, shit politics, children’s toys (fucker is in his mid-30's) and how horny he is for girlcock. Just take a squiz at this twitter bio and pinned tweet:

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Kathryn’s autogynephilic tendencies, unsurprisingly, are a recurring theme:

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Kathryn may not be the most insane troon out there, the most prolific tweeter, or an inherently funny person, however our favorite neckbeardette ticks just about every box on the troon-out checklist to a comical fucking degree.

Here’s a short list of quintessential tranny traits this ogre exhibits:
  • Autogynephile
  • 'The AGP smirk'
  • Trans lesbian
  • Porn addict
  • dude weed lmao
  • Twitter addict
  • Self-described Anarchist
  • Anti-capitalist
  • 'Headmates'
  • Polyamorous
  • A FUCKING FURRY
  • Catgirls
  • Ugly
  • Neckbeard
  • Retains facial hair because it’s kyoot feminine gay stubble
  • Fedora-tier fashion before trooning out
  • Seemingly unaware he looks like Shrek in a wig
  • Creeper
  • Woman hater
  • Anime weirdo
  • Constant 'gamer' sperging
  • Steven Universe
  • 'Artist'
  • My Little Pony obsession
  • Pokemon obsession
  • Transformers obsession
  • Weird dinosaur obsession
  • Star Wars obsession
  • EVERYTHING is about porn or sex
  • Violent fantasies regarding those who wrong them
  • Unhinged hatred for TERFs
  • Complete narcissist
  • Weird paraphilias/fetishes/sexual oddities, with hits such as:
    • Foot fetish
    • Daddy/little fetish
    • Piss fetish
    • Likely a diaper fetish/ABDL
    • BDSM fetish
    • 'Breeding' fetish (lol)
    • Furry bullshit
    • Enjoys dilating
    • ‘muskslut’ (take a fucking guess)
    • 'girldick'

And this list is by no means exhaustive, I just don't have the fortitude to scroll through hours and hours and hours of AGP lunacy to see what else gets this idiot's inverted penis tingling.

Which is a perfect segway into the part that makes this spastic truly amusing. Kathryn recently got the chop, and is real fuckin smug about it:

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Kathryn’s journey to the centre of the stinkditch is a work-in-progress however, having had the surgery circa mid-December 2019:

And it looks like he's already having complications:

Alongside being weapons-grade horny at the thought of finally getting this vagina slambanged by girldick because IT'S NOT A FUCKING FETISH YOU FUCKING TERF:

I’m sure I don’t need to spell out why it’s entertaining to watch a troon, who’s been so excited to get their frankenvag pounded that they haven’t been able to contain their astronomical levels of smug, suddenly begin to struggle to maintain their comfortable bubble of delusion when that front hole starts collapsing in on itself because this shit is EXPERIMENTAL SURGERY.

Of course, Kathryn is one of these troon cultists who buys into the whole “trans vaginas are exactly the same as cis vaginas” lunacy, and it’s going to be a fuckin blowout while we, as @Comrade Autogynephilia so elegantly put it, “watch this guy live tweet his downward spiral to eventual 41%dom”.

And like any good freakshow, there's always a supporting cast.

That polyamorous relationship up in the twitter bio? Say hello to the gang:

Of real lolworthy note is Steampunk Penny, who appears to be the owner or some kind of troon-in-chief of the ‘Tenacious Unicorn Ranch’, an alpaca farm owned and operated by troons, for troons. It appears to be the case that at least some of these speds live or at least spend a lot of time on their faggot ranch, but who knows. I don't think troons are very good at maintaining property of any description, so it may be a fun shitshow to watch. Eat your heart out, Greta Gustava!


Thanks to @Gizmoduck @Dustlord @Crunchy Leaf @remiem and others for digging around into this freakshow.

Other stupid spectacles:
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Lol how exited he is to touch the tiny piece that's left of his dick head.

He actually thinks he has a clitoris know (which is actually way bigger than what's visible). What a dumbass

It's just a piece of his dick.
 
I feel sorry for his wife.
I don't see anything about a wife in that message, but the idea of this one repeatedly shitting zirself while trying to use sex toys shortly before realizing "well shit I'm a total eunuch" is just hilarious to me

edit: I'm exceptional, it's in the second paragraph... still hilarious though
 
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I don't see anything about a wife in that message, but the idea of this one repeatedly shitting zirself while trying to use sex toys shortly before realizing "well shit I'm a total eunuch" is just hilarious to me
2nd paragraph.

Imagine having a fetish that ends in feeling no sexual pleasure, wonder if this troon will end up getting surgery after hearing how "incredible" crotch wounds are.
 
The period excitement makes slightly more sense than you might think, which makes it more offensive. Back in school one of my friends had legitimate health problems. I am only vague friends on social media with her now so I don't know how that's worked out (since she doesn't post about her periods for all the world to see, like a normal person) but the point is that she would in fact get excited when she experienced symptoms that could be tied to a properly functioning reproductive system, unpleasant or otherwise.

Periods are not part of an identity. They are part of owning a particular reproductive system. A body intended to house those organs not getting periods indicates a problem. Pretending to have any other devastating health problem is usually considered wildly offensive and insensitive, is it not?

As usual, they're cheapening real problems and emotions by diminishing them to a cosmetic piece of their fetish.
 
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Imagine having a fetish that ends in feeling no sexual pleasure, wonder if this troon will end up getting surgery after hearing how "incredible" crotch wounds are.

Fetishists who end up without the ability to create pleasure. They really do create their own special hell.
 
Troons are stupid and mentally ill.
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Realbakuu, everyone. Totally not a fetish.
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This troon Bakuu, has whined about the Farms a few times on Twitter and seems to unironically believe that exceptional fanfiction.
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This begs the question, which is more exceptional? The person who wrote the fanfic or anyone who actually believes it?
 
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