Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

RJ MacReady said:
He'll spend every dollar he has on bagged pies right before the alimony hearing and then stream himself gorging on every single one of them while gloating about how his bitch ex-wife can't touch his money now as he vomits profusely, desperately chews Aspirin to suppress a heart attack and thanks Superchats.
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Hmm, maybe his professions of chemical castration are similar. "How could I cheat if I had a dead dick?"
I think his claims about only getting hard from violent tranny porn are another good start in this direction.
 
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Jackson County assessor records indicate Richard is the owner. His parents could have given him the house but it’s under his ownership now. The assessor also lists his vehicle: a 2018 Nissan Armada.
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i'm several days late to this, but it is so fucking funny of all the cars in the world this dummy could have, he bought a fucking black guy japanese car, the worst jap brand by far, the brand that has the easiest lending requirements, the most expensive financing, the worst reliablity of jap brands, the worst fuel economy of jap brands, the least prestige.

its a fucking jap chrysler.. only a dummy buys a fucking nissan.

lol lowtax you dummy
 
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whatinthefck said:
i'm several days late to this, but it is so fucking funny of all the cars in the world this dummy could have, he bought a fucking black guy japanese car, the world jap brand, the brand that has the lowest lending requirements, the most expensive financing, the worst reliablity of jap brands, the worst fuel economy of jap brands, the least prestige.

its a fucking jap chrysler.

lol lowtax you dummy
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His cars are like his marriages
 
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whatinthefck said:
i'm several days late to this, but it is so fucking funny of all the cars in the world this dummy could have, he bought a fucking black guy japanese car, the worst jap brand by far, the brand that has the easiest lending requirements, the most expensive financing, the worst reliablity of jap brands, the worst fuel economy of jap brands, the least prestige.

its a fucking jap chrysler.. only a dummy buys a fucking nissan.

lol lowtax you dummy
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I knew someone who had a 2003 and 2013 Nissan and they had both had they same issue with the timing belt.
 
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PTNR 2.0 said:
He at least owns his cars; anytime he gets married, he's the only one who winds up getting owned.
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Wouldn't that depend whether he paying the finance on the vehicle or he paid it outright.
because if he doesn't the finance provider will cuck him by taking it as collateral.
 
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I knew someone who had a 2003 and 2013 Nissan and they had both had they same issue with the timing belt.
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What issue? Doesn't that thing just kind of wear down between 8-10 years and need to be replaced generally? Probably $2000 or so for a japanese car since they need to take the engine out to get to it?
 
Trip Chesterton III said:
What issue? Doesn't that thing just kind of wear down between 8-10 years and need to be replaced generally? Probably $2000 or so for a japanese car since they need to take the engine out to get to it?
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From what I could read it's common problem, that the timing belt loosens and causes the belt to miss a tooth in the sprocket.
 
Has it ever come up in past divorce proceedings that Lowtax runs a website that has produced at least one known mass shooter, and at least one death threat specifically aimed at his firstborn daughter?

The mass shooter, listed in the SAclopedia (Thanks, OwO!):

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The death threat, related in an old front page article (Thanks, Lowtax!):

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Lowtax claimed the sender was a goon whom he had banned, and goons have only gotten crazier over the past 12 years.

Oh, and at the time of that e-mail, Lauren was two years old.
 
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Leonard Helplessness said:
Has it ever come up in past divorce proceedings that Lowtax runs a website that has produced at least one known mass shooter, and at least one death threat specifically aimed at his firstborn daughter?
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Lest not forget that the Dayton, Ohio shooter followed goons.txt on Twitter. FAU started banning anyone that mentioned the shooter may be a goon. Wonder why?


And the C-SPAM mod at the time had to check over and over that he wasn't a current C-SPAM poster.

 
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Leonard Helplessness said:
Has it ever come up in past divorce proceedings that Lowtax runs a website that has produced at least one known mass shooter, and at least one death threat specifically aimed at his firstborn daughter?

The mass shooter, listed in the SAclopedia (Thanks, OwO!):

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The death threat, related in an old front page article (Thanks, Lowtax!):

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Lowtax claimed the sender was a goon whom he had banned, and goons have only gotten crazier over the past 12 years.

Oh, and at the time of that e-mail, Lauren was two years old.
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Damn. THE Keep It Real email that gave birth to one of the oldest SA memes ever - "Unban Keep It Real"
Thanks for the archive of this. What a throwback.
 
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