Jonathan "Jessica" Yaniv assaults reporter Keeane Bexte 1/13/20 - GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FUCKING CRAZY FUCKING THING

Yaniv has been appearing a lot in my algorithms, unlike Brianna Wu (who's Wu?). He must have been doing real lol worthy things.

And with this surefire media viral clip, he has grown his wings.
 
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Yanivs aggro immediately but as you can see they're fairly easy to kite
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You know, as much as I want to be pissed I'm looking on the brighter side of things here. The fact that Yaniv hasn't been arrested for yet another assault tells me just how deeply lacking in testosterone modern Canada is. Meaning it shouldn't be too hard to conquer. Murica should mobilize and deCanuckify the north. Seize the means of poutine! All your maple syrup are belong to us! The Bison fears not the Beaver!
 
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Miriam's carrying the bags, I see. Yaniv hasn't handed her his so he can attack Bexte. We saw that back in his scooter days when he drove onto the light rail train in his flash stripey socks and Miriam followed carrying all their stuff. He's just a delicate little blossom.
 
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the khat quaffer said:
You're thinking of journalists. Reporters, to their benefit/detriment, get out on the field and risk things like this. Journalists are oven-dodging faggots writing articles about how tard cum/shampoo bottles/bandaids are racist.



North Korea doesn't have to put up with this alphabet people bullshit, jus' sayin'

EDIT: also no, Yanny would NOT rape anyone in prison. If he went to a female prison he would be up against women with ACTUAL priors. Most of them probably with more testosterone in one arm than he ever had in his life. There's an unspoken truth about how female prisons are worse than male prisons. He would get his shit kicked in for even making eye contact.

If he went to a men's prison, well.
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You do realize that every female criminal isn't built like this, right?

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Yaniv’s Hairy Balls said:
-off topic but-
Who the fuck is that in his profile pic? Why does he have some random weird rendering of a person as his pic?
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When you identify as a pretty teenage girl, your selfies are transphobic if they don't show the world what a pretty teenage girl you are. He started using the color version first and though it's heavily filtered, he really went crazy on the B&W version he's using at the moment.
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These are a little closer to reality in terms of his Ivanka wig phase:
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Yaniv’s Hairy Balls said:
-off topic but-
Who the fuck is that in his profile pic? Why does he have some random weird rendering of a person as his pic?
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He hid his cheeks with his new wig, dropped way too much on makeup, then topped it off with some instagram beautifying app. With a fat person angle.

Guarantee you, this was probably the best selfie out of dozens he no doubt took.

Horrifyingly, he now possesses a scintilla of femininity in that picture alone.
 
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wabbits said:
When you identify as a pretty teenage girl, your selfies are transphobic if they don't show the world what a pretty teenage girl you are. He started using the color version first and though it's heavily filtered, he really went crazy on the B&W version he's using at the moment.
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the khat quaffer said:
He hid his cheeks with his new wig, dropped way too much on makeup, then topped it off with some instagram beautifying app. With a fat person angle.

Guarantee you, this was probably the best selfie out of dozens he no doubt took.

Horrifyingly, he now possesses a scintilla of femininity in that picture alone.
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Oh my god I knew the Chinese had some crazy ass filter game but god damn. That makes him look close to a human female, but it’s so filtered and “off” (uncanny valley?) that I thought it was like.. a really realistic looking Sim.
lmao who is he trying to fool? It doesn’t look anything like a human, neither does he but still, there’s no way anyone will look at that and say “that’s a real woman right there”. Maybe that’s an upgrade tho, bc no one will look at him and say that?
 
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the khat quaffer said:
He hid his cheeks with his new wig, dropped way too much on makeup, then topped it off with some instagram beautifying app. With a fat person angle.

Guarantee you, this was probably the best selfie out of dozens he no doubt took.

Horrifyingly, he now possesses a scintilla of femininity in that picture alone.
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Imagine... a dating site, someone sees that pic, interested and they make plans to meet up.
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and this turns up.
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wabbits said:
When you identify as a pretty teenage girl, your selfies are transphobic if they don't show the world what a pretty teenage girl you are. He started using the color version first and though it's heavily filtered, he really went crazy on the B&W version he's using at the moment.
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These are a little closer to reality in terms of his Ivanka wig phase:
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He probably used a professional to photoshop his photograph. I don't understand what the point is with troons. We all know what they look like.
 
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