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TheKatIsNowGone said:
I don't think DtRH goes that deep, I mean the DSP video was more about briefly touching on events and doing so in a neutral manner sometimes not looking very deep in to the actual situation and often giving Phil the benefit of the doubt.

Would be interesting to see some true detractor do a lengthy well edited video on DSP, but the problem with such a video is it would be outdated the second it releases. I bet a few years after DSP leaves the internet/dies we'll get a few videos reflecting on all the crazy shit and climaxing with his downfall/rage quitting the internet/death.
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It was mostly a "What if" scenario.

I for one would love SecretLifeofDSP to release his magnum opus, "Phil's Life". Top tier editing of X years legahcy.
 
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Rubea Meretrix said:
It was mostly a "What if" scenario.

I for one would love SecretLifeofDSP to release his magnum opus, "Phil's Life". Top tier editing of X years legahcy.
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Well if we're doing theoretical scenarios, and this question goes to everyone: Who would you have play Phil in the eventually cinematic universe Disney movie of his life?

We need someone who can capture the depth of his insanity. I wouldn't even know where to start.
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
Well if we're doing theoretical scenarios, and this question goes to everyone: Who would you have play Phil in the eventually cinematic universe Disney movie of his life?

We need someone who can capture the depth of his insanity. I wouldn't even know where to start.
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Are there any fat, balding albinos with muscular dystrophy and autism that are actors?
Just get one of those, some hair dye and coloured contacts and you're in business, bonus if they give off latent homosexual energy.

Otherwise I think maybe current day Takeshi Kitano would be pretty good, he's got the comedic and acting chops plus I want to see Phil played by an Asian.
His IMDb page.
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
Well if we're doing theoretical scenarios, and this question goes to everyone: Who would you have play Phil in the eventually cinematic universe Disney movie of his life?

We need someone who can capture the depth of his insanity. I wouldn't even know where to start.
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i swear we've talked about this before and im going to say seth rogen, malissa mcarthy, devito
there are so many good options
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
Well if we're doing theoretical scenarios, and this question goes to everyone: Who would you have play Phil in the eventually cinematic universe Disney movie of his life?

We need someone who can capture the depth of his insanity. I wouldn't even know where to start.
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Santiago Segura lmao
 
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Shambler said:
i swear we've talked about this before and im going to say seth rogen, malissa mcarthy, devito
there are so many good options
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I want this guy from trailer park boys to play dsp

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edit: DSP trying to shame people for being afraid of the snow, the day after he changed his day off to avoid 1 inch of snow, says him and khet were laughing at them, while they both live 3 minutes from the local mall
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
I don't think DtRH goes that deep, I mean the DSP video was more about briefly touching on events and doing so in a neutral manner sometimes not looking very deep in to the actual situation and often giving Phil the benefit of the doubt.

Would be interesting to see some true detractor do a lengthy well edited video on DSP, but the problem with such a video is it would be outdated the second it releases. I bet a few years after DSP leaves the internet/dies we'll get a few videos reflecting on all the crazy shit and climaxing with his downfall/rage quitting the internet/death.
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DtRH's vid on Dave was almost verbatim Dave's lolcow.wiki page--it was literally his script. Now that that website is down, I'd be surprised to see an update vid. Or, we'll see it once Jersh gets his wiki pages up and running and he's spoon fed the info again.
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
Well if we're doing theoretical scenarios, and this question goes to everyone: Who would you have play Phil in the eventually cinematic universe Disney movie of his life?

We need someone who can capture the depth of his insanity. I wouldn't even know where to start.
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I dont know who he is, but he is perfect!
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I’m actually fairly surprised that no Homosexual Operatives have drone attacked Fort Gout yet. Pretty certain Dave wouldn’t be able to do shit if a drone hovered in front of his window (while streaming or not).
The quality on drone footage you can buy in stores is rather impressive.

disclaimer: not a-logging.. just musing
 
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Phil just went on a big rant about how E3 doesn't even matter. All the information comes out online anyway. The only reason it still has relevance is because of gaming journalists, but we also don't need them to cover anything anymore either. It's all pointless!

1. Phil does exactly one 'coverage' event a year, and it is for E3, an event that allegedly does not matter. But he'll hype up the stream. Probably ban you at the time if you say 'E3 does not matter'.
2. 2 years ago, Phil blasted Nintendo for saying they no longer saw value in E3 and would launch Nintendo Direct so that customers could view announcements online themselves. This was Nintendo being elitist and out of touch and it was going to screw them. Last year, he conceded that they may have been onto something. Now? Phil sees a bright future!

I'm never sure if Phil is spouting opinions he just thinks are correct, regardless of what he actually thinks, but they're certainly not in any way linked to his actions. As always.
 
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Tatu Carreta2 said:
Too bad his Phil video is not as good as his WIngs one,he doesnt explain how the entirety of Phil existence revolves around feigning distress,begging and lying about everything,nor does he cover his narcissism. I hope he updates it.
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Part of that disparity is that his DSP video is two and a half years old at this point, while his one on Wings was made after he decided to take DtRH more seriously. I hope he updates it too, but it doesn't seem too likely.
 
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DSPGouting said:
I’m actually fairly surprised that no Homosexual Operatives have drone attacked Fort Gout yet. Pretty certain Dave wouldn’t be able to do shit if a drone hovered in front of his window (while streaming or not).
The quality on drone footage you can buy in stores is rather impressive.

disclaimer: not a-logging.. just musing
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Most A-logs of Pig were former Pig fans. This implies they have the impulse control to hold off on money long enough to buy this rather than anime card games or gay wrestling pics like Pig does.
 
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