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those look like fucking cheerios LOL
Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser
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Jesus, she looks like she's emerging from the birth canal.
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Yep, it was a two-parter and included a "zero carb!!!" pledge:
'Dr. Apt, news/ not good' posted Nov 1, 2019 (timestamped)
Also this delusion that she'll lose a few lbs and this will fix her special mild case of diabeetus. No honey, while your waist is bigger than your hips you don't have much chance of a change.
I do wonder about her doctor, depends if she's 100% lying about what he's saying or not. But I'm wondering if she likes him so much because he's such a minimiser. Remember the story of the nurse who freaked about her prediabetes blood results, and the doctor allegedly said it was nothing to worry about? (edit: added below) He may simply enjoy the income frequent flyers like Amy bring, and enabling them is a surefire way to keep them coming back weekly or fortnightly.
Edit: So here she is in September being warned by a nurse about an alarming A1C result. Her doctor does seem like quite the enabler, but she wouldn't like him and frequent fly with him otherwise. September, all good, wish that nurse would shut up then November, bam, diabetes and Metformin. Someone's lying and it's Amy, the doctor or (my favourite) both of them.
'Shopping SPREE!!!!/HEALTH UPDATE' posted Sep 19, 2019 (timestamped)
There are two relevant parts:
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I think all those burps are her body trying to tell her to stfu and stop shoveling shitty food into her fat trap. Why doesn’t she LISTEN!!!?
She needs to start wearing fake beards to hide her necks.
She needs to start wearing fake beards to hide her necks.
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Lying. Hundred percent lying. No doctor in the world will give a person glucose lowering meds and then tell them to NOT test their blood glucose. That is legally negligent. It's stunning she would tell this kind of lie. Sure, lie about death threats against your kids that your waterbrained dunce brigade will believe without proof. Likely, a good percentage of those same waterheads have diabetes and have never been told by their doctors to NOT TEST their blood sugar. Why lie about this? Whyyyyyy?
Amy doesn't have internet threads anywhere else but KF. It was here we talked about her previous weight loss and why she couldn't just repeat what she did last time.
Hi, stupid. You're a bad liar but not as bad as you are a mother.
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Here are some more bits from this same episode (just watched it)
“Shopping Spree/ Health Update” Sept 19, url: https://youtu.be/AGnXGQSImjo
No MIL mentioned.
Recap: Innyways count: 16.5 (one got cut off in a jump cut edit)
- Claims Omar broke her recliner not her fat ass
- Throws candy at kidses to shut them up in the back seat while explaining how naughty Omar was
- Amy says she has to sleep sitting straight up but doesn’t say why (apnea or GERD?)
- Next day: Distracted driving vlogging
- Knows her back pain is from weight but wants a cortisone shot to “numb it”
- Can’t walk for exercise because of the back pain
- Amy knows how to wear he hijab, thank you very much, but it rides up, blames material
- @25:40 Amy explains toilet in the back: “I don’t like my kids using public toilets”
- Buys those hoodies that we see later in December when the kids are playing in snow sans real winter clothing
- Admits that she didn’t buy many summer clothes, but shows us this inadequate winter haul featuring sweats and the shirt with the “sequence changer” (explained below)
- No shoes, socks, mittens, of course
- Claims they never go anywhere that requires a “fluffy coat”
Here are some fun things only Amy would say.
“I thought it (the rain) would come through the ruff (roof)!”
“Diabetes runs very rapid with my family”
“Cuepons” and “Dills”
One of the shirts she buys Esra has a “sequence changer”, but that is not some high-tech stuff. She means those sequin designs that change when you swipe them up or down.
“Diabetes runs very rapid with my family”
“Cuepons” and “Dills”
One of the shirts she buys Esra has a “sequence changer”, but that is not some high-tech stuff. She means those sequin designs that change when you swipe them up or down.
Edit: Amy has no videos on her channel from August, at least none I could find. I have been going through the September videos to try to find the mention of MIL's cancer surgery, so I am already making notes on the videos. I will try not to duplicate efforts, though. I'll just look for the same episodes in the thread, but I can't promise I won't mess up and redo one.
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It's not that stunning she would lie to the extent she does.
I live in a different country and we seem to have a less invasive medical culture in some ways here, for example, we don't typically get weighed at a doctor's office (maybe some do it but it's never happened to me - I've been asked once or twice to volunteer what my weight is, with weigh-ins reserved for pre-surgery check-in). I have no idea if they'd make you home test your blood glucose here with the first sign of an early diabetes diagnosis, or would just send you to a dietician and keep tabs on you through blood testing. Something I do see in my city is quite a few 'ethnic' medical clinics where middle-aged nonnas go to be babied day-in and day-out and to get their attention fix from their fave beloved doctor, and you just know they're on a massive slew of medicines and doing fuck all about any of their lifestyle-induced conditions. Even though Amy is 100% USA-made she's adopted an old ethnic lady persona and I could see her in one of these dependent relationships.
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@StrawberryDouche is either a saint, or masochist ( or maybe both) to sit through these entire videos. Either way, definitely a hero for the sacrifice! I also love these play by plays!
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Especially if she is on Medicaid in a state where the ACA was expanded .
They don't care, take as many patients as they can each day and keep billing the state.
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Omar never broke the recliner. Amy is a bold faced liar that can’t keep her stories straight. In the video below Amy claims that the maintenance man has been to her house 3 times to fix the recliner. Her word salad explanation as to why the recliner has failed so many times is priceless.
Recliner talk starts at 12:04
Other highlights in the video include Amy throwing a towel at her children in an attempt to stop the screeching and fighting at 28:25
At 25:40 Amy holds up a mens king size clothes catalog, says she understand they sell mens clothes, but their jackets and t-shirts fit her great.
Amy can’t get Omar out of the refrigerator at 35:00
Omar is sent to time out, but magically appears seconds later at 38:30
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In the Omar's appointment vid posted a few pages back, she actually says the doctor's name. She says the whole family sees this doctor. I *think* it was in that video she says she's been seeing him since she was 16.
No matter how shady or corrupt for dollars a doctor may be, malpractice insurance is insanely expensive and must be carried. The laws and different licensing boards governing doctors are extensive and at times, onerous.
Under no circumstances did a doctor specifically tell her to not test her blood sugar after giving her glucose meds. If your sugar gets too low, you can literally go into a coma and die.
"Here are meds to lower your blood sugar. DON'T TEST YOUR BLOOD SUGAR!!!!" is one of the biggest things that never happened the most.
She is getting A LOT of hassle in the comments. Expect an Amy Apologizes video some time after Weigh In Windsday.
No matter how shady or corrupt for dollars a doctor may be, malpractice insurance is insanely expensive and must be carried. The laws and different licensing boards governing doctors are extensive and at times, onerous.
Under no circumstances did a doctor specifically tell her to not test her blood sugar after giving her glucose meds. If your sugar gets too low, you can literally go into a coma and die.
"Here are meds to lower your blood sugar. DON'T TEST YOUR BLOOD SUGAR!!!!" is one of the biggest things that never happened the most.
She is getting A LOT of hassle in the comments. Expect an Amy Apologizes video some time after Weigh In Windsday.
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Sounds like she said Dr. Zuk in that video (but this is Amy so who knows). If that is the case, it would probably be Timothy Zuk, MD in Salem.
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This I heartily agree with.
However the nurse raising the a1c in September with Amy worried by that before going into the appointment but then reassured coming out after the appointment. It's odd to me. She clearly was in a bad state at the time to have a full-blown diabetes diagnosis just 7-8 weeks later.
Maybe when it comes to Dr Zuk, Amy just hears what she wants to hear?
Edit: "[Dr Zuk] believes that healthy eating and regular exercise are very important in health maintenance. He tries to do this currently both with commuting to work on foot/bike and doing triathlons." via So he doesn't seem like the like of doctor I was characterising. The lies have to be tipped more to Amy's end.
Edit2: reviews are not entirely to be trusted of course but this was very specific to obesity so I thought it relevant. If this is a true review there's no way he hasn't told Amy over and over what she's doing to herself via:
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Ah ha, this confirms what I've long suspected regarding Amy's complete lack of punctuation...
She's using text-to-speech, which is why there's no punctuation and it explains the crazy phonetic translations of her weird accent and eggcorns (see re: "ANSI" for antsy and "your radical" for... irradical... by which I assume she means erratic).
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Doesn't explain "Stegma" though. She simply doesn't have much grasp of her native language.
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Roundup of September Videos! No mention of the MIL's cancer or surgery in any vlogs. I did not review the livestreams for this month.
First video of the month is a doozy, much talk about a stove. You have seen the pictures in the OP. It is atrocious. I am spoilering this one.
“Getting Arrested?” September 8 2019 - Amy reviewed a purse (in earlier video also on Sep
that was illegal knockoff/ replica, so she called her lawyer and is ok because she didn’t buy it. She also didn’t know it was an illegal product. Stupid, no mention of Ali’s mom.
(no MIL) already recapped? This was a major hissy fit video, and I assume it has been recapped, but I will check again.
Some golf stuff bullshit review, Sep 10, url: just kidding! I know you don’t care about this one. (No Mother-in-law)
Lots of talk about going to the grocery store. Amy sucks Prissy P’s dick for a bit because she talked about how healthy food is much more expensive than processed and fast food (it’s not really). Amy rambles forever about buying things for dinner that are slightly more expensive than a fast food meal and does not prove her point at all. No mention of MIL.
"Out with Babies" and "Shopping spree/ health update" videos are already in the thread
Wow, four exclamations! Amy is dressed like a true Harkonnen. This is a long rambling account of her first international trip to Egypt. She tells us all the dumb things she thought and did along the way. No MIL
Mentions MIL, but just says she has a “beautiful mother-in-law, nothing else. After trauma discussion, touches on some diet cycle stuff that sounds a bit like the FA excuses.
Yeah, this again. But lots more detail. Marriage, so MIL mentioned but nothing about cancer or surgery. Ali had to teach her how to use the bidet, and she took a cold shower the first night because she didn’t know how to turn on the water heater. Maybe got preggers in Egypt because she craved Snickers so much she made Ali go get her a Snickers, and she never eats or wants Snickers.
Three minutes plugging a basic clear iPhone 11 case that costs $10, which is amazeen because they are usually $25 or more!!!!
“Clearly I don’t have no phones that don’t have a case”
“It’s very, very, very nice”
Obviously no MIL mention.
Omg she is reading some FA crap, so there are not a lot of “innyways” in this one, but she seems to be having trouble with the word “pathologize” and its conjugation. Not that she would know what that or “commodifies” even means. That’s right folks, she is quoting Virgie Tovar six minutes into this shit show. Rambles about pain and how hard everything is. She claims she won’t do weight loss surgery, but she has an appointment with a nutritionist. She is not trying to “degrade it”( WLS) though. Rambles more and no mention of MIL.
Amy and household have been sick.
Calls herself an “Islamic woman” @4:58 and uses this terminology throughout the video. Isn’t that like calling an Asian person “oriental”? She berates us for making assumptions and not asking her for the truth. (Amberlynn, is that you?). Amy made sure she went to a “knowledged person” when she wanted to learn more about Islam. Amy chose to wear the hijab on the day she converted and has never taken it off (just tugged it a million times). No one has forced her. Talks about the difficulty of summers wearing modest clothing. Claims she did “lots of research” on the religion she “fell in love with” Maybe you could have looked up better ways to cover your hair, Amy. No mention of the MIL.
Note: I have noticed that Amy cannot say certain things only once. Words like very, “rilly”, never, ever, etc. must be spoken in triplicate or more, kinda like her exclamation point fetish.
First video of the month is a doozy, much talk about a stove. You have seen the pictures in the OP. It is atrocious. I am spoilering this one.
“No lying for Views!” Sept 6 2019, url: https://youtu.be/Orbj6Pt8LL0
Wow, so Amy is talking about the reactions she got from her kitchen video (her alibi video from July 23?). Pics of her stove are in the OP. What we learned in that boring kitchen video is that Amy has no life skills despite her stated life experiences. Apparently, many people lectured her about the horrific nightmare crusted all over her stove. But she took all that criticism and all the pro tips and mixed them in a bowl and used that mixture to clean it. I guess the piss and vinegar of haydurs will melt right through burned jam that has been sitting for a year or two or so. It doesn’t stop her from making excuses and rationalizing shit, though.
I copied the transcript of her explanation for the abomination, sans time stamps, but it was still unreadable. The only changes I made were in punctuation and spacing. I didn’t change a single word, which is why the grammar is questionable. Some words don’t make sense because of the Amyisms.
Transcript:
Everybody that watched my cleaning video enjoyed it.
Yes, I got lots and lots of messages of how filthy dirty that stove range was.
So, when I moved in that Stonebridge was brand new. We've been here six years, but it was brand-new, I mean pretty brand new, and that is our doing, that is our doing.
But what happened was, and there's no excuse but I had- there is an excuse to a point- what happened was, is me and oli were doing jam and somehow when we were doing the jam, the jelly juice stuff overflowed and it just kind of baked itself on there.
So we, I guess you could say we were lazy and didn't wipe it up when it happened, and it just has sat there. It really hasn't done anything. I'm surprised it didn't really draw ants to it. You would think maybe it would, but it didn't.
But you know it's not that we're filthy people or we're disgusting, or you know that we allow our house to be filthy. It's just it's that one cleaning item that you just don't want to deal with. That's in line that's our household.
But I did tackle it. I took all of your guys's great generous generosity, opinions and encouragement and yeah and constructive criticism and some criticism. And I put it all in a bowl. I mixed it up, and that's what my stove came out to be. It all came very, very clean. There's a little bit of the black that is still there.
But I am gonna use a couple people's suggestions, and I will go and get some SOS pads and a few things like that, but I need to get those from my other store because the SOS pads were out at Walmart. And then I also want to get some actual, like, oven cleaner to clean inside the oven and stuff because I didn't get to do that part.
And then also I want to be able to clean the outside of the oven because I got the whole top heart done and half of the top of the outer part but I didn't get the full bottom so I want to do that, but the microwave got scrubbed the oven got or the stove got Stroud scrubbed but the oven inside did not so that's gonna be another another fun thing for me to tackle.
But yeah I mean I get it, you know, people look at that in his like holy crap, you know, that's disgusting!
And to most eyes, yes, it is, but I knew what was on there so it wasn't disgusting to me, and I was showing you guys anyways that I was cleaning it and getting it back to the way it should be.
So, I'm not ashamed of it, you know. I'm not ashamed of the things that I share with you guys because I'm always working to change things that I'm always working to make myself better so I don't stick around in the pond of no ambition."
Ah, that "pond of no ambition" is a deep one.
Amy then rambles about Omar being cranky, Sebastian getting fat off kitten food, buying crap at Walmart and how far she has come with her personal growth (sure, Jan). No mention of mother-in-law surgery.
Wow, so Amy is talking about the reactions she got from her kitchen video (her alibi video from July 23?). Pics of her stove are in the OP. What we learned in that boring kitchen video is that Amy has no life skills despite her stated life experiences. Apparently, many people lectured her about the horrific nightmare crusted all over her stove. But she took all that criticism and all the pro tips and mixed them in a bowl and used that mixture to clean it. I guess the piss and vinegar of haydurs will melt right through burned jam that has been sitting for a year or two or so. It doesn’t stop her from making excuses and rationalizing shit, though.
I copied the transcript of her explanation for the abomination, sans time stamps, but it was still unreadable. The only changes I made were in punctuation and spacing. I didn’t change a single word, which is why the grammar is questionable. Some words don’t make sense because of the Amyisms.
Transcript:
Everybody that watched my cleaning video enjoyed it.
Yes, I got lots and lots of messages of how filthy dirty that stove range was.
So, when I moved in that Stonebridge was brand new. We've been here six years, but it was brand-new, I mean pretty brand new, and that is our doing, that is our doing.
But what happened was, and there's no excuse but I had- there is an excuse to a point- what happened was, is me and oli were doing jam and somehow when we were doing the jam, the jelly juice stuff overflowed and it just kind of baked itself on there.
So we, I guess you could say we were lazy and didn't wipe it up when it happened, and it just has sat there. It really hasn't done anything. I'm surprised it didn't really draw ants to it. You would think maybe it would, but it didn't.
But you know it's not that we're filthy people or we're disgusting, or you know that we allow our house to be filthy. It's just it's that one cleaning item that you just don't want to deal with. That's in line that's our household.
But I did tackle it. I took all of your guys's great generous generosity, opinions and encouragement and yeah and constructive criticism and some criticism. And I put it all in a bowl. I mixed it up, and that's what my stove came out to be. It all came very, very clean. There's a little bit of the black that is still there.
But I am gonna use a couple people's suggestions, and I will go and get some SOS pads and a few things like that, but I need to get those from my other store because the SOS pads were out at Walmart. And then I also want to get some actual, like, oven cleaner to clean inside the oven and stuff because I didn't get to do that part.
And then also I want to be able to clean the outside of the oven because I got the whole top heart done and half of the top of the outer part but I didn't get the full bottom so I want to do that, but the microwave got scrubbed the oven got or the stove got Stroud scrubbed but the oven inside did not so that's gonna be another another fun thing for me to tackle.
But yeah I mean I get it, you know, people look at that in his like holy crap, you know, that's disgusting!
And to most eyes, yes, it is, but I knew what was on there so it wasn't disgusting to me, and I was showing you guys anyways that I was cleaning it and getting it back to the way it should be.
So, I'm not ashamed of it, you know. I'm not ashamed of the things that I share with you guys because I'm always working to change things that I'm always working to make myself better so I don't stick around in the pond of no ambition."
Ah, that "pond of no ambition" is a deep one.
Amy then rambles about Omar being cranky, Sebastian getting fat off kitten food, buying crap at Walmart and how far she has come with her personal growth (sure, Jan). No mention of mother-in-law surgery.
“Getting Arrested?” September 8 2019 - Amy reviewed a purse (in earlier video also on Sep
that was illegal knockoff/ replica, so she called her lawyer and is ok because she didn’t buy it. She also didn’t know it was an illegal product. Stupid, no mention of Ali’s mom.Some golf stuff bullshit review, Sep 10, url: just kidding! I know you don’t care about this one. (No Mother-in-law)
“Clearly I don’t have no phones that don’t have a case”
“It’s very, very, very nice”
Obviously no MIL mention.
Calls herself an “Islamic woman” @4:58 and uses this terminology throughout the video. Isn’t that like calling an Asian person “oriental”? She berates us for making assumptions and not asking her for the truth. (Amberlynn, is that you?). Amy made sure she went to a “knowledged person” when she wanted to learn more about Islam. Amy chose to wear the hijab on the day she converted and has never taken it off (just tugged it a million times). No one has forced her. Talks about the difficulty of summers wearing modest clothing. Claims she did “lots of research” on the religion she “fell in love with” Maybe you could have looked up better ways to cover your hair, Amy. No mention of the MIL.
Note: I have noticed that Amy cannot say certain things only once. Words like very, “rilly”, never, ever, etc. must be spoken in triplicate or more, kinda like her exclamation point fetish.
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Porky Liarbetes just posted 1:29 minute video of what she ate today. Half a snout. .
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If she is really eating like this, then she should be dropping some serious pounds this week. That chicken was a travesty.Porky Liarbetes just posted 1:29 minute video of what she ate today. Half a snout. .
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Caution: Medical sperg ahead.
Fasting before a blood draw does not affect your a1c even a little bit. Your a1c is a snapshot of your blood sugar over the course of about three months. It’s measured as a percentage. Here’s a handy chart. (Sorry in advance if I do this wrong - I’m trying to thumbnail it)
Fasting affects your blood sugar reading, which is measured as a whole number in the US. Anything below 70 is considered low. 71-100 is considered a normal fasting blood sugar. Anything over 100 is on the high side. Anything above 120 is not good. Fasting blood sugar is more reliable as a way to tell if the meds are working, because once you start eating, there are way too many variables to make accurate comparisons
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I'm not sure anyone's debating the merits of fasting. This is Amy's story and the entire thing may be lies, and her way of coping with/introducing the diabetes diagnosis.