5 craziest things about you:
1) You believe people who have entered a relationship with you of any kind owe you continuation of that relationship, absent a reason that is valid according to you. This essentially gives you a mental excuse for your feelings of entitlement to the time, friendship, and affection of others.
2) Your religious beliefs are so idiosyncratic they are shared in their entirety by essentially no one, your stock predictions were so terrible you lost all your money quickly, and yet in spite of this continued evidence that you have little insight into the material or spiritual realms, you lack curiosity to develop this insight and would prefer to simply pretend you have it.
3) You believe you are entitled to total financial and emotional support from your parents for the remainder of your life, and that even token rent payments are an unethical burden on you. You have said more than once that you simply believe you deserve to continue mooching from them as long as you want, and that supporting yourself is too boring and you just want them to continue (seemingly with no understanding that these supporters, even if they are infinitely gullible, are not immortal).
4) Your understanding of human sexuality, reproduction, and parenting is stunted beyond belief, and your "humor" that you use to paste over your autistic misunderstandings is transparently a coping mechanism when you know you're talking to people with greater experience. In fact, that "I was only joking" response when you're talking to people who know better than you is probably the single biggest thing keeping you from personal growth and development. If you stopped joking and started taking it seriously when people call you literally crazy about your sexual views, you might avoid jail in your lifetime. As it stands, what happens when the next crazy woman you date accuses you of rape and goes to the cops? The jury will get to see your history of stalking and spitting, that every woman you date takes out a restraining order. The moment you meet a truly unethical woman, your history dooms you...and you think it's a big joke.
5) You believe, in spite of every piece of evidence to the contrary, that you have the capacity for long-term planning and executive function, and can make grandiose plans involving years of singleminded dedication. You can't stick to any of these plans for more than 2 months. Look, that's human, I've fucked up my New Year's resolutions too, but part of growing up is learning to limit your plans based on your history of achievement. Like, if you're the kind of person who never finishes a DIY project, don't tear out all your bathroom fixtures in hopes of doing an elaborate renovation. That's pretty much the essence of what you keep doing, with nothing gained from all your many ventures.
As for what I find enjoyable or interesting about you:
You display some intellectual curiosity and enough honesty about your own mental processes that I don't think you tell too many outright lies. You often overshare, which can be sort of charming when your overshares aren't utterly horrifying, and at least leave us with the idea that we're not missing out on much when you're really scary. In spite of the fact that you won't do the work of improving yourself, you're still at least curious what it is that people see as your "wrongness" and if it was trivially easy to undo, you'd probably do it.
