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- Dec 28, 2014
Atomwaffen linked swatting group in the shit.
affidavit is here.
https://www.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.vaed.464952/gov.uscourts.vaed.464952.2.0.pdf
Jeez, you'd think someone who otherwise obviously had pretty good opsec would know not to shit where he eats but here we go:
Prior to his recent expulsion on drug charges, Kelley was a student studying cybersecurity at Old Dominion University in Norfolk, Va. Interestingly, investigators allege it was Kelley’s decision to swat his own school in late November 2018 that got him caught. Using the handle “Carl,” Kelley allegedly explained to fellow Deadnet members he hoped the swatting would get him out of having to go to class.
How do you not know not to do that? Obviously, he did know but he did it anyway.
Also this:
Investigators say Kelley admitted to participating in swatting calls previously, and consented to a search of his dorm room, wherein they found two phones, a laptop and various electronic storage devices.
Don't fucking do this. You may think they have you dead to rights or whatever and that there's no point in refusing, but by doing this, you waive any Fourth Amendment claims you have, at least any likely to succeed. This doesn't mean you go full retard and get your ass kicked and then searched anyway, just that you politely decline consent. IF THEY ARE ASKING they are not sure they have what they need yet. If you say no, they may have to go get a search warrant, or use a shaky exigent circumstances excuse to do the search. Or they may just not do the search at all.
It doesn't take a lawyer to know this. Ask my man Jay Z.
Relevant lyrics:
In my rear view mirror is the motherfucking law
I got two choices y'all, pull over the car or, hmm,
Bounce on the devil, put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with Jake
Plus I got a few dollars I could fight the case
So I, pull over to the side of the road
I heard "Son, do you know why I'm stopping you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low
Or do I look like a mind reader, sir? I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?
"Well you was doing fifty-five in the fifty-four", uh huh
"License and registration and step out of the car
"Are you carrying a weapon on you, I know a lot of you are"
I ain't stepping out of shit, all my papers legit
"Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk and the back
And I know my rights so you goin' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack? You some type of lawyer or something?
"Somebody important or something?"
Child, I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"Well we'll see how smart you are when the K-9 come"
I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me.
Spoiler: They didn't search him.
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