Morbius

[BrunoMattei]

Although it already looks better than Venom. Man, was that movie a piece of shit.

That is a very low bar to pass.

I'll give a Snyder Cut of Venom a shot if it ever happens.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

That is a very low bar to pass.

I'll give a Snyder Cut of Venom a shot if it ever happens.

That movie should have been rated R. Hope Venom 2 will be. Hell I volunteer to direct Venom 3 for free, but only if I can make it X-rated.

 

[BrunoMattei]

That movie should have been rated R. Hope Venom 2 will be. Hell I volunteer to direct Venom 3 for free, but only if I can make it X-rated.

I have this mental image of you in a Ren & Stimpy shirt coked out of your mind on set and screaming "I want more female Venom raping Tom Hardy!"

 

[Scratch This Nut]

I have this mental image of you in a Ren & Stimpy shirt coked out of your mind on set and screaming "I want more female Venom raping Tom Hardy!"

wow you know me better than I know myself.

 

[BrunoMattei]

wow you know me better than I know myself.

Then, as female Venom fists Tom Hardy you demand the fist to be longer and thicker as all the female cast and crew cheer it on like the pinball rape scene from The Accused.

 

[Your Weird Fetish]

I guess I have to watch it because Jared Harris is in it and all he touches turns to kino.

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

Is Blade gonna be in this?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I have a hard time distinguishing Jared Leto's face from a shorthaired dog's butthole, and this movie will be confusing to watch as a result.

 

[frozenrunner]

Leto is a fine actor. He's just limited in his range. Good in certain roles, terrible in others. Keanu Reeves is the same way, and we all love him.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Leto is a fine actor. He's just limited in his range. Good in certain roles, terrible in others. Keanu Reeves is the same way, and we all love him.

Leto is also a pedo.

 

[frozenrunner]

Leto is also a pedo.

And Spacey is a predatory fag. He's also a great actor.

 

[BrunoMattei]

And Spacey is a predatory fag. He's also a great actor.

So was Klaus Kinski. Now what?

 

[Overly Serious]

Für Elise didn't go with the trailer whatsoever and took my completely out of it. I don't plan on seeing any PG-13 vampire capeshit.

And here's me about to post how I'm not that interested in this but did like they used Für Elise in the trailer.

So is this is a full-on MCU movie? Or a leave it vague one like Venom?

 

[Hellbound Hellhound]

Looks somewhat derivative and uninspired, but it continues to amaze me how good Jared Leto still looks at almost 50.

I'm starting to wonder if he may actually be a vampire.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

I thought we were finally going to get this:
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That would be Moebius

 

[The Valeyard]

Necroing this thread because a new trailer was released.

 

[White Devil]

Necroing this thread because a new trailer was released.

Why is it so hard to beat the 90s Spider-Man cartoon Morbius?

 

[Mullti Port RDRAM]

I can't get excited for this.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Damn. I thought this was going to be a remake of Doctor Mordrid:

 

[biscuitscilia]

Necroing this thread because a new trailer was released.

Does anyone even care about Morbius? Or any of the Spider-Man villain films? Does anyone really want a Kraven the Hunter movie? Do you think Sony will be so desperate to put out a Big Wheel movie? What's even the point?
These villains are supposed to be a challenge for Peter to overcome, not their own heroes with their own universes and even if they had stand-alone source material it's almost always them fighting an even evil-er version of themselves.
Like, people watched Venom because he's an iconic Spider-Man villain and always wanted to see him in movies. I don't think the Venom films are good but I guess there was a market for it.
What's the appeal for Morbius? Blade but kinda evil?
The whole Sony Marvel Universe is so fucking lame. It's trying way too hard to replicate the Marvel formula.