Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Chrus Chundlur]

That anecdote always struck me as being totally made up, though. Aside from the fact that it was a third-hand account, I don't think even Chris is dumb enough to take someone's money and walk out of a store without paying.

Chris is always dumb enough. I'm buying it.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Chris is always dumb enough. I'm buying it.

I can't believe I actually said "I don't think Chris is dumb enough". What is this, my first day?

 

[The Fool]

On another note, now that MLP is pretty much over and with the brony subculture completely dead, I'm curious to know what the next target of fixation to overtake Sonichu.

I don't know. I mean Sonic was basically dead when he created Sonichu and to this day he still rides Sonic's cock. I think Chris is gonna be invested in MLP for a good decade to come at least.
Other than that, it's totally arbitrary whatever the next big thing for him is. I mean who could have fucking seen Neptuna coming? He wouldn't have even known about it if it weren't for his trolls telling him. The only thing we can really pick up on is a pattern, Chris is really drawn into anything with goddesses in them because then he can self-insert as a goddess in that world. MLP has a goddess, Neptuna has goddesses. They're also both cartoons, and one revolves around magic and the other video games. Whatever the next big thing is will probably be related to those things. It has to have an actual fanbase/community, so no random isekai anime. Revolving around multiple dimensions/realities isn't a requirement but it is a big plus.

 

[Syaoran Li]

I don't know. I mean Sonic was basically dead when he created Sonichu and to this day he still rides Sonic's cock. I think Chris is gonna be invested in MLP for a good decade to come at least.
Other than that, it's totally arbitrary whatever the next big thing for him is. I mean who could have fucking seen Neptuna coming? He wouldn't have even known about it if it weren't for his trolls telling him. The only thing we can really pick up on is a pattern, Chris is really drawn into anything with goddesses in them because then he can self-insert as a goddess in that world. MLP has a goddess, Neptuna has goddesses. They're also both cartoons, and one revolves around magic and the other video games. Whatever the next big thing is will probably be related to those things. It has to have an actual fanbase/community, so no random isekai anime. Revolving around multiple dimensions/realities isn't a requirement but it is a big plus.

True, Sonic was pretty much dead as a franchise when the Sonichu comics were being made, although the earliest of the Sonichu stuff from the very early 2000's would've been during the era of the Sonic Adventure games, which was a bit of a mini-"Renaissance" era for Sonic and in large part, directly led to the "DeviantArt" side of the Sonic fandom.

However, Sonic doesn't really factor into Chris's mind all that much these days, aside from the Sonichu OC's.

If he is still the diehard Sonic sperg he was ten years ago, he doesn't express it online very often.

 

[everythingisawkward999]

The Dark Mirror Portal from the comic kinda looks like the 1990s Disney Channel logo.

 

[Tikbalang]

I've been thinking about Chris licking a wall like a stoner. And then I think, is it possible for Chris to comission his custom magichan dildo? 13 inch, purple spiky dildo

 

[Darkbind Sonichu]

Considering how Chris sees pieces of fiction as chronicling events that really happened what do you think he considers all those hentais which are essentially bad endings, with how much he's into Neptunia nowadays he's bound to have read at least a few of them.

 

[Floop]

I’m pretty sure there are screenshots of Chris browsing Kiwi Farms and Discord on light mode. Why is this?

 

[A Grey Cat]

I don't know. I mean Sonic was basically dead when he created Sonichu and to this day he still rides Sonic's cock. I think Chris is gonna be invested in MLP for a good decade to come at least.
Other than that, it's totally arbitrary whatever the next big thing for him is. I mean who could have fucking seen Neptuna coming? He wouldn't have even known about it if it weren't for his trolls telling him. The only thing we can really pick up on is a pattern, Chris is really drawn into anything with goddesses in them because then he can self-insert as a goddess in that world. MLP has a goddess, Neptuna has goddesses. They're also both cartoons, and one revolves around magic and the other video games. Whatever the next big thing is will probably be related to those things. It has to have an actual fanbase/community, so no random isekai anime. Revolving around multiple dimensions/realities isn't a requirement but it is a big plus.

yeah as someone who was an eyewitness to the last bc I can say they brony base isn't as dead as we say it is, in fact all but the most fucked up of genetic dead ends have even managed to bring up a whole next generation of little ones to keep their enclave alive a little bit longer

 

[Spergichu]

It has to have an actual fanbase/community, so no random isekai anime.

I don't know but the first thing that came to mind when reading your post was KonoSuba. It checks all the boxes you mentioned, it has a sizable fanbase in the West and there are a few other things that would make it appealing to Chris. For starters, I'm certain Chris will be able to relate to Kazuma as a character, a neet loser who before he died spent all his time playing vidya and watching anime. Also, I don't know and don't care to know the specifics of Chris' made-up religion but I would think it would be easy for Chris to incorporate KonoSuba's deity system into his fantasy. He could just say that he is the goddess who oversees C-197 and decided to come down as a human/sonichu in the form of Chris. Finally, the constant fanservice would get a rise out of even Chris' hormonally stunted brain.

 

[LolRaccoon]

I remember a while go Chris covered the fries he was eating with soy sauce because he thought it would help him grow breasts.

Has he tried eating Impossible Whoppers because of the supposed large amounts of estrogen in them?

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

I remember a while go Chris covered the fries he was eating with soy sauce because he thought it would help him grow breasts.

Has he tried eating Impossible Whoppers because of the supposed large amounts of estrogen in them?

omfg I heard about that. Perfect for Chris, but all you manly men, stay away from that shit! It'll grow tits on you and wilt your weiner! I don't even think it would be healthy for women. Unless you plan to substitute whoppers for your menopausal HRT and turn into a landwhale....

Chris' idea of healthy food is .... interesting. I would actually like to see him weigh in on this abomination, after being told about its estrogen content of course.

 

[Alex Krycek]

omfg I heard about that. Perfect for Chris, but all you manly men, stay away from that shit! It'll grow tits on you and wilt your weiner! I don't even think it would be healthy for women. Unless you plan to substitute whoppers for your menopausal HRT and turn into a landwhale....

Chris' idea of healthy food is .... interesting. I would actually like to see him weigh in on this abomination, after being told about its estrogen content of course.

Someone should encourage him to a video review of the Impossible Whopper.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Someone should encourage him to a video review of the Impossible Whopper.

He'll remember Bob preferred Burger King and break down crying halfway through

 

[Broseph]

True, Sonic was pretty much dead as a franchise when the Sonichu comics were being made, although the earliest of the Sonichu stuff from the very early 2000's would've been during the era of the Sonic Adventure games, which was a bit of a mini-"Renaissance" era for Sonic and in large part, directly led to the "DeviantArt" side of the Sonic fandom.

However, Sonic doesn't really factor into Chris's mind all that much these days, aside from the Sonichu OC's.

If he is still the diehard Sonic sperg he was ten years ago, he doesn't express it online very often.

Hell, Sonic was already a "dead" franchise by the late 90's thanks to Sega of America royally fucking up the Saturn launch, which indrectly led to Sonic Xtreme getting canceled which pretty much killed Sonic's relevancy during the 64-bit era. Even Chris's bullies in high school use to tell him that "Sonic was dead" back then.

Sonic only enjoyed a short-lived "Renaissance" during the Dreamcast era until that prematurely died too.

 

[Apteka]

Hey all! So I'd followed Chris's many ups and downs for years and used to lurk on here occasionally, but I'd been kinda tuned-out for the past couple years. Recently though I've had some pretty major health issues and had to stop working. So, totally bummed and spending a lot more time at home/online... I figured there was no better time to catch up on my favorite autistic manchild.
Anyway, I saw this stupid thing posted on Facebook today. Apparently "novinophobia" means "a fear of running out of wine or having no wine." Not to be confused (I assume) with "noviophobia" which obviously exists only in Chris's weird mind. I don't know shit about Latin or Greek, so I don't know where the "novino" root comes from, if it actually means anything, or whatever.
Random thought/question: what kind of wine do you think Chris would choose at a restaurant/liquor store? I remember back in the old days when Chris said the sentence for importing alcohol was 10 years in prison, but it seems like he drinks much more often now. So... would he pick a cheap but respectable chardonnay? A sweet and ladylike rose for a delicate flower like him? Do you think he'd be able to open a wine bottle for a potential sweetheart?
Honestly it's kinda great to be back in CWCville. In a weird way getting up to date on contemporary Christory has sort of brightened up what's otherwise been a pretty miserable couple of months.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Hey all! So I'd followed Chris's many ups and downs for years and used to lurk on here occasionally, but I'd been kinda tuned-out for the past couple years. Recently though I've had some pretty major health issues and had to stop working. So, totally bummed and spending a lot more time at home/online... I figured there was no better time to catch up on my favorite autistic manchild.
Anyway, I saw this stupid thing posted on Facebook today. Apparently "novinophobia" means "a fear of running out of wine or having no wine." Not to be confused (I assume) with "noviophobia" which obviously exists only in Chris's weird mind. I don't know shit about Latin or Greek, so I don't know where the "novino" root comes from, if it actually means anything, or whatever.
Random thought/question: what kind of wine do you think Chris would choose at a restaurant/liquor store? I remember back in the old days when Chris said the sentence for importing alcohol was 10 years in prison, but it seems like he drinks much more often now. So... would he pick a cheap but respectable chardonnay? A sweet and ladylike rose for a delicate flower like him? Do you think he'd be able to open a wine bottle for a potential sweetheart?
Honestly it's kinda great to be back in CWCville. In a weird way getting up to date on contemporary Christory has sort of brightened up what's otherwise been a pretty miserable couple of months.

This is a parody. It just means No wine Phobia from just “No” and “Vino” or Wine.

As for what he’d drink? He doesn’t strike me as much of a wine drinker. Probably more into fruity cocktails.

 

[Apteka]

This is a parody. It just means No wine Phobia from just “No” and “Vino” or Wine.

As for what he’d drink? He doesn’t strike me as much of a wine drinker. Probably more into fruity cocktails.

Oh god, you're right. I feel so stupid now, I just thought it was funny it was so close to noviophobia. And I was so worried about saying something dumb on my first post, lmaooo. Oh well. I think I read somewhere that Chris likes Bud Light, at least I think that's what he drank before the GAMe PLACe incident.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Oh god, you're right. I feel so stupid now, I just thought it was funny it was so close to noviophobia. And I was so worried about saying something dumb on my first post, lmaooo. Oh well. I think I read somewhere that Chris likes Bud Light, at least I think that's what he drank before the GAMe PLACe incident.

I’ve seen worse first posts and you’re in a place for just random musings. All good and welcome.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Hey all! So I'd followed Chris's many ups and downs for years and used to lurk on here occasionally, but I'd been kinda tuned-out for the past couple years. Recently though I've had some pretty major health issues and had to stop working. So, totally bummed and spending a lot more time at home/online... I figured there was no better time to catch up on my favorite autistic manchild.
Anyway, I saw this stupid thing posted on Facebook today. Apparently "novinophobia" means "a fear of running out of wine or having no wine." Not to be confused (I assume) with "noviophobia" which obviously exists only in Chris's weird mind. I don't know shit about Latin or Greek, so I don't know where the "novino" root comes from, if it actually means anything, or whatever.
Random thought/question: what kind of wine do you think Chris would choose at a restaurant/liquor store? I remember back in the old days when Chris said the sentence for importing alcohol was 10 years in prison, but it seems like he drinks much more often now. So... would he pick a cheap but respectable chardonnay? A sweet and ladylike rose for a delicate flower like him? Do you think he'd be able to open a wine bottle for a potential sweetheart?
Honestly it's kinda great to be back in CWCville. In a weird way getting up to date on contemporary Christory has sort of brightened up what's otherwise been a pretty miserable couple of months.

Boone's Fucking Farm.