Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

Jake's Patreon page is really an epic socioeconomic experiment. Sapphixy, who I thought was the Ur Beggar, started their own a month ago and they make like $5 on it. That random YouTube guy who made a KiwiFarms video had like 50 tiers on his starting at $1 of simple stuff like messages or shoutouts or whatever. But Jake's basically says "I might do something, maybe, on a dead website, but I'm not changing after nearly 40 years so it's unlikely, gimmie $1000 a month or I will be upset" and he almost nearly pulls it off somehow. Maybe I'm way too optimistic that at least half of those nearly 100 people know he's Jake Alley.

He doesn't even post shitty selfies or have a pedobait avatar anymore! The troon roleplaying isn't even there! How is there not a multi-billion dollar federal research project about this which I can skim money from without consequence? Is this what the MMT people's "economic theory" based on?

How many are hate pigs like DSP?
 
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Also why she's afraid of airports:
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Really, it was um... investigating... Jake's micropenis writings that led me to realize that he understands genitals at the level of like a three year old or something. A penis is just an outside vagina, all that other stuff is the same on both, ignore why only women get pregnant as pregnant is gross anyway ugh babies, so you just need "help" to get your bits back inside where they belong through THE SURGERY. (His recent desperate acceptance after years of thinking the body would do this automatically after the glandular/hormone correction.) He's been... um, educated... about all this beyond it, probably through sex ed and porn and stuff but like he just resists it being true or it causes some kind of cognitive dissonance so he dismisses it when fantasizing.

“I would further suggest that if you are employed by a game publishing company, you are a mutual of mine, and your official company twitter posted an announcement in the past 24 hours or so, tossing me a DM to ask me if someone failed to double check such or was insufficiently thorough in checking, and has perhaps made the PR blunder of publicly supporting a website whose creation date I cannot easily check via wikipedia because, not being a legitimate website of any sort, a search for their name followed by "wiki" yields nothing but talk pages about Gamergate, either citing it as "one of the only reliable sites" or "a propaganda site created by nazis to write up calls to action against women in games they want to attack that are disguised as news articles" with the former being a euphemism for the latter if you read on.”

That’s a hell of a sentence from Jake Easton Ellis, right there.
 
I suspect a lot of it is people who pledged a dollar and then forgot about it. I generally don't question or look too closely at $1.00 random charges on my statements because I assume it's something little like a piece of jerky or something and then move on.

I looked into it and Jake has an unusually high average due to a couple of people that puts down way more than the usual pity buck.
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wow he has almost 100 ppl donating for him to do nothing basically, I wonder why people donate to him to do nothing but not for other useless cows like Lucas Werner or ADF
He does the very occasional article and isn’t as barefaced about his begging as ADF. He’s also good at playing the victim if you don’t pay too much attention and spot the lies.
 
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I've always assumed it's like in that Nicholas Cage movie Lord of War, where the super-wealthy arms dealer secretly buys up his hot model wife's awful paintings so she'll think her art is in demand. Jake's big donors are most likely his family members, the ones he spends his time disparaging so frequently. They know he's always been a mentally ill loner, and they think his cousin's death pushed him over the edge. They don't want him to ask for more, and they don't want to feel obligated to continue no matter what, but they feel bad enough to give him a little bit.
 
I like to think that since twitter is literally his entire life, he's making 30 cents or so per tweet. Who buys this commodity or why is anybody's guess though.

He'd literally be making six figures.

That’s a hell of a sentence from Jake Easton Ellis, right there.

"Professional writer" Jacob Lawrence Alley, folks.
 
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He does the very occasional article and isn’t as barefaced about his begging as ADF. He’s also good at playing the victim if you don’t pay too much attention and spot the lies.
the fact he rarely begs compared to most ratkings troon is strange, I always assumed he comes from a semi well to do family or whatever, someone mentioned before his mom or grandma has rental houses, so I always just assumed his family takes care of his needs like housing/food/etc and he only has to beg for toys. It seems like alot of troons wouldn't be so crazy if they just had to work a job to keep a roof over there head and food in there bellys like the rest of the world. So in a weird offhand way money is making them trannys?
 
I always assumed he comes from a semi well to do family or whatever
My impression is the opposite. In one of the old Googleshng blogs he talks about his mom buying him half a laptop for his birthday since she recently got a job. At another point he mentions his mom's "home astrology business". Seems to me that the Alleys are (or were) lower-middle-class at best, and the house in Niantic is the last vestige of better times.
 
He gets the worst cab drivers:
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He RISKED HIS CAREER for that sentence you monsters:
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Jake is such a stupid motherfucker and such a shit writer. Not only can't he keep a single thought in a single tweet, he takes several tweets just to get through an entire unintelligible, run-on sentence that makes absolutely no fucking sense even if you do string it together into one sentence.
 
Jake’s most likely involved in the Patreon circle jerk. He’s donating the same amount to people who donate to him. Not that he isn’t making some from it, but the high value ones seem far more likely to be part of the circle than legitimate.
What if the reason Jake is so chuffed when his patreon drops at the start of the month is because somebody is gaming his circle jerk donations so he’s just losing cash.
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Well we know who Jake, super voter, has high opinions of. And what website did he did he label as neo nazi propaganda? He talked in vague circles tip toeing around it. He more likely torpedoed his chances with his barely legible tweets.
 
What if the reason Jake is so chuffed when his patreon drops at the start of the month is because somebody is gaming his circle jerk donations so he’s just losing cash.

Well we know who Jake, super voter, has high opinions of. And what website did he did he label as neo nazi propaganda? He talked in vague circles tip toeing around it. He more likely torpedoed his chances with his barely legible tweets.
I'm more shocked that he responded to a tweet of "women don't get enough credit; sexism" with "I reported nazis. Hope my (non-existent)career is okay!" These two things are not related Jake.

As an aside, I like that "chuffed" is making its way into the vernacular online, I'm noticing an uptick in usage overall.
 
I read all three books forward and backwards, and either I'm too used to how TTRPG supplements read or the editor did an amazing job of removing any of Jake's particular voice and mannerisms from the writing.

I think I'll try again in a week or so, but if I have to read anything more about Taldor I'm gonna puke.
 
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