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The Jumping Dwarf

The Jumping Dwarf

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Meet Alice, or "Plu". She's a 21-year-old plutokin. Yes, this does mean she thinks she's pluto. Her pronouns are plu/plur/plurself.

Meet Emily "Fawn" too. She's 26 and a fawnkin. Her pronouns are fawn/fawns/fawnself.

They jointly run a Tumblr blog here, in where they were even nice enough to write a FAQ after they started recieving attention.

Alice runs her own blog here, and so does Emily here.

But that doesn't matter, because "Emily" and "Alice" are actually the different headmates of a single, very troubled individual.

And no, most evidence points to this not being a troll.

Discuss.
 
This person has a son apparently.
pluandfawn.tumblr.com/post/94401173902/snorlaxpoopface-answered-your-post-what-did-i-do
I don't even know where to begin with this...
 
Ravenor said:
Once again PLUTO IS NOT A FUCKING PLANET!
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From their faq:

Pluto isn’t a planet

  • I literally don’t care what you think, sorry.
    Dwarf planet still has the word planet in it so I don’t care. I still identify as a planet. So I’m still a planet. It doesn’t matter.
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Also it says in the faq that they are separate people and would be posting more pictures to prove it. Do you know if they've done that? I can't really dig through the blogs because my phone hates tumblr.
 
Pancake said:
Also it says in the faq that they are separate people and would be posting more pictures to prove it. Do you know if they've done that? I can't really dig through the blogs because my phone hates tumblr.
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"They" have uploaded a bunch of selfies with "their" faces obscured here, but the ones featuring "Fawn" are incredibly suspicious.
 
Celestial object that's not a plannet said:
Bucket List
Bolded if they are in progress.

  • Meet another otherkin in person
  • Experience zero gravity
  • Get a tattoo
  • Sleep in an igloo
  • Come out as an otherkin to my bestfriend
  • Come out as an otherkin to my parents
  • See Evanescence in concert
  • Volunteer at a soup kitchen
  • Get plastic surgery
  • Meet someone who identifies as any of Pluto’s moons
  • Date someone who identifies as Charon
  • Own galaxy leggings
  • Own a star projector
  • Get a degree
  • Go to Pluto
  • Be in space
  • Have sex reassignment surgery
  • Get hormone replacement therapy
  • Grow my hair out to past my bum
  • Dye my hair an unnatural color (unnatural for humans)
  • Have a tattoo of all the names of my moons
  • Have tattoos of all the planets of our solar system
  • Mediate everyday for a month or more
  • Get colored contact lenses
  • Have a few galaxy/space/planet themed outfits
  • Get my lip pierced
  • Find my moons: Charon, Nix, Hydra, Kerberos, Styx
  • Learn how to play an instrument
  • Learn how to speak and write in another language
  • Learn how to read and write music
  • See Of Monsters and Men in concert
  • Legally change my name to Alice
  • Learn how to survive in the wilderness for a few days/weeks
  • Attend a masquerade
  • Own a motorcycle
  • Learn how to draw well
  • Go hiking
  • Plant a tree
  • Get hypnotized
  • Go on a blind date
  • Visit Canada
  • Visit Alaska
  • Serve on a jury
  • Have my first kiss
  • Be in a relationship with someone I know irl
  • Meet one of my partners irl
  • Go to Disneyland
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That's a prity tame list if you ask me.

The following to made me chuckle:
  • Have my first kiss
  • Be in a relationship with someone I know irl
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Bisharp said:
This person has a son apparently.
pluandfawn.tumblr.com/post/94401173902/snorlaxpoopface-answered-your-post-what-did-i-do
I don't even know where to begin with this...
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Do they actually have a son, or is he just another headmate?

If they really do have a son, I feel very bad for him.
 
The Jumping Dwarf said:
"They" have uploaded a bunch of selfies with "their" faces obscured here, but the ones featuring "Fawn" are incredibly suspicious.
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Yeah. Agreed. These pictures don't "prove" anything. someone could get pictures of anyone and paste a planet or deer head on it. What is even the point?

blueforyou said:
Alice's trigger list is one of the most hilarious ones I've ever seen.
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I like how the trigger list says people saying Pluto isn't a planet is a trigger while the faq says "I don't even care." which is it?
 
Not only is this headcase a wiener, they are unoriginal.
Pluto is MY HEADMATE, and unlike Plu's inferior version....

plutohades1.jpg

MY HEADMATE defeated The Defenders.
Pic is related.
It is my headmate defeating The Defenders.
 
I'm tempted to call this a troll or revamp of wearyturtle/Jen and Justice. They were pretty notorious before they were outed as trolls bringing attention to the ridiculousness of tumblr politics.
 
I consider myself to have a conversational fluency in Tumblrese, but I don't even have the faintest idea of what "nomaromantic ceterosexual" means.

oh also coincidentally I was just going to sketch a close-up picture of an eye, so here's my reference picture for you, Emily

iu

I hope you've been sufficiently triggered
 
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insane creature said:
Trigger: gravity; i.e. anything that could remind me that I’m bound to this earth and not out floating in space where I belong.
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Silly girl: Pluto is bound by the Sun's gravity. It follows an orbit and is not really "floating in space" as you imagine.

insane creature said:
Metric System Trigger
Why I need it tagged:
  • Makes me extremely uncomfortable
  • Can trigger a panic attack
  • Can bring back repressed memories
Why it triggers me:
  • Someone in my childhood tried to force me to learn the metric system and because of one of my learning disabilities I had a hard time learning it. Every time I would get something wrong they would hurt me.
When to tag it:
  • Any mentions of any of the metric system measurements
  • Metric system conversion charts
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Having to learn simple math is traumatic.

insane creature said:
Self diagnosed general anxiety disorder, depersonalization disorder, PTSD, OCD, and depression. Most of these seem to steam from my PTSD though.
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Of course sweetie, of course.


insane creature said:
Trigendered. Specifically: minisculine, aporagender, and femmegender; Femmegender and aporagender being the strongest of the three.
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Achievement Unlocked: Inventing a New Gender.
 
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Woah woah woah.... She's punishing her son for eating venison???
I love deer. I'm obsessed with god damn deer. I draw deer all the god damn time-- but I would NEVER punish a child for that. That is so fucked up.
 
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