Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

Every sentence of this is gold.

Why is she lying so hard on Reddit? Lmao “I teach cis people this for a living” sure, okay. I don’t think you know what “teach” and “cis” and “living” mean but okay.

Also, where is the gender located, professor?
 
Yeah, she's been half-assedly retconning her own Internet lore on reddit lately, but I'm not sure to what end because it's such an utterly hopeless endeavor. Earlier she was all over a thread calling out serial killer fangirls in /r/TrueCrime.

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So she's no longer claiming her rightfully earned title of Ghostfucker OR having kinky fart sex with the ghost of Richard Ramirez, I guess.

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“getting pounded by a ghost” jfc... She’s legit starfishing for her sexy ghost husbandos. Even if they were real how is that attractive to anybody?

Was it Scary Movie 2 where the girl gets fucked by a ghost on the ceiling and shit? She could at least go for that narrative and make herself more interesting than just laying down and taking it.
 
“getting pounded by a ghost” jfc... She’s legit starfishing for her sexy ghost husbandos. Even if they were real how is that attractive to anybody?

Was it Scary Movie 2 where the girl gets fucked by a ghost on the ceiling and shit? She could at least go for that narrative and make herself more interesting than just laying down and taking it.

Yep, but the difference between the girl getting plowed by the poltergeist vs steph is that the girl doesn't resemble a doughy downie.
 
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Her parents pay for the bowlcut. And she likes it. Wow.
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...don't pretend like you aren't intimately familiar with "getting pounded by a ghost" lmfao

Sappy actually goes somewhere for that haircut? And PAYS for it?? Holy shit! :D :D It looks like it was done with a weedwhacker...
How does she manage to look exactly the same in every selfie? Sappy has 1 (one) expression; slack-jawed, dead-eyed, and befuddled.
 
I came here to laugh, not to get full on star wars spoilers :c

But, what's done is done. If Kylo Ren is now canonically dead, does that mean he can join the staphylococcus harem as a new trans ghost boi?

I think that spot will be reserved for his actor, Adam Driver. That means he's safe, for now. Unless she writes a self insert x Kylo Ren fanfic.
 
I think that spot will be reserved for his actor, Adam Driver. That means he's safe, for now. Unless she writes a self insert x Kylo Ren fanfic.

Imagine being in your thirties but you're writing a shitty fanfic that could easily be mistaken for one written by a twelve year old who just found out what puberty is. Although if it worked for fellow re.tarded. ugly, fat womanchild EL James, then maybe there's hope for Stephanie Transmitted Disease to become a published author.
 
Imagine being in your thirties but you're writing a shitty fanfic that could easily be mistaken for one written by a twelve year old who just found out what puberty is. Although if it worked for fellow re.tarded. ugly, fat womanchild EL James, then maybe there's hope for Stephanie Transmitted Disease to become a published author.
I don’t want to imagine a world where bored, middle-aged housewives flick their beans to the thought of fucking a pseudo Richard Ramirez.

Fuck, truecrime is already a thing. The human race is doomed and Steph is the catalyst.
 
I don’t want to imagine a world where bored, middle-aged housewives flick their beans to the thought of fucking a pseudo Richard Ramirez.

Fuck, truecrime is already a thing. The human race is doomed and Steph is the catalyst.
Housewives have been flicking the bean to Ted Bundy since forever, and especially now since true crime podcasts are a big thing along with the movie and netflix series about him. He had the nice all american boy look so I guess it's somewhat understandable.

However Ramirez is loved by edgy freaks so I guess Steph preferring him makes more sense
 
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