Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

According to the insane perv, he's not an incel because he had dinner with the 30 yr old platonic friend he had for a short time. He's calling the dinner a "date" and there was no sex. Anyone that says he's incel is on meth, schizo, or mentally retarded. We know what happened once he told her he was willing to "break his rule" and have sex with her. She ran for the hills and that was the end.

Note to Lucas: you put sex on the table and she took the exit. You are definitely an Incel.

 
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Hey Lucas: last time.

An INCEL is simply someone who wants sex and can't get it. Period. Involuntarily celibate, see it makes sense even in your hobo brain!

Incels don't have to be misogynist. They don't have to be lifelong virgins. They don't need to expect sex from every date.

All that is required is want sex, not be able to get sex. Like you! Exactly like you!

We will discuss this no further. I know MRSA eating your brain makes it hard to focus, but even you, EVEN YOU can learn simple facts.

We know this because Eisenberg shaking his big law cock in your little bitch face made you too afraid to mention telomeres anymore!

See?

Even a retard like you can learn!

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LOL! Lucas proving he doesn't understand what the stock market is or how its health is indicative of a healthy economy. I'd love to see him explain how the great depression totally has nothing to do with the stock market crash

 
I'm sure he'd call us all liars for those in our late 30's early to mid 40's to have at least $50,000+ in our 401(k), not to mention having our regular savings accounts that we contribute to monthly + our actual checking accounts. He doesn't seem to comprehend that we work for our money, our cars, our homes and our hot tubs etc. He seems to think it's a pussy magnet to tell people that he hasn't worked in over 20 and that he is content in his tiny room that he can't fit more than two people in. It is baffling to me that he has zero goals to try and improve himself even financially. He could work approximately 10 hours per week and not lose his SSD. Our minimum wage is now $13.50 per hour so if he worked the max, his net take home would be somewhere around the range of $500-525. But Lucas is too busy begging for some wingman to bring him some young pussy that he is going to woooo.
 
Lucas working now, of course, is a moot point because of the... unpleasant footprint he’s left himself. I used to interview/hire people for service industry positions (which I’m sure Lucas thinks he’s above) and even for bar back/door guy type of stuff we weren’t about to hire someone who’s embarrassed himself all over the place.
 
I'm sure he'd call us all liars for those in our late 30's early to mid 40's to have at least $50,000+ in our 401(k), not to mention having our regular savings accounts that we contribute to monthly + our actual checking accounts. He doesn't seem to comprehend that we work for our money, our cars, our homes and our hot tubs etc. He seems to think it's a pussy magnet to tell people that he hasn't worked in over 20 and that he is content in his tiny room that he can't fit more than two people in. It is baffling to me that he has zero goals to try and improve himself even financially. He could work approximately 10 hours per week and not lose his SSD. Our minimum wage is now $13.50 per hour so if he worked the max, his net take home would be somewhere around the range of $500-525. But Lucas is too busy begging for some wingman to bring him some young pussy that he is going to woooo.
Above all else, Lucas is lazy and an extreme coward.

Remembering this answers many of the "why" questions that don't seem fully explained by his mental illness.

Remember, Lucas is NOTHING LIKE the tough-talking, constantly vulgar side he presents on YouTube. That's his idea of "alpha".

The real Lucas is a little boy who can't even make eye contact with homeless dipsos.

We established a while ago that, for all his complaining, Jake Alley is comfortable enough in his life that he doesnt take steps to change it. He thinks complaining is what an adult (read: Twitter troon) would do, so he does.

Lucas, similarly, would rather be lazy than work and get what he claims to want so badly.
 
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Very new to the study of Werner here but whats with the MRSA meme? Did he have it? Does he still have it?
Lucas has admitted to bring diagnosed with MRSA. In 2016, he claimed to be have not had a MRSA outbreak since 2014. He apparently had the infection on his back, but we all know he was lying and he actually had MRSA all over his tiny penis.
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MRSA is highly resistant to treatment, but may be susceptible to strong antibiotics. So while potentially treatable, I assume that Lucas, being the fuck up that he is, still has it. It's possible to be a carrier, or "colonized": asymptomatic but covered in the shit. So even if he's been sore free since 2014, we all know that Lucas is swarming with MRSA.

Lucas' MRSA is, like his obesity, beetus, and small dick, one of his defining characteristics. It is a great synedoche for his foulness.
 
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Lucas has admitted to bring diagnosed with MRSA. In 2016, he claimed to be have not had a MRSA outbreak since 2014. He apparently had the infection on his back, but we all know he was lying and he actually had MRSA all over his tiny penis.

MRSA is highly resistant to treatment, but may be susceptible to strong antibiotics. So while potentially treatable, I assume that Lucas, being the fuck up that he is, still has it. It's possible to be a carrier, or "colonized": asymptomatic but covered in the shit. So even if he's been sore free since 2014, we all know that Lucas is swarming with MRSA.

Lucas' MRSA is, like his obesity, beetus, and small dick, one of his defining characteristics. It is a great synedoche for his foulness.
When he arrived in the Spokane area around the middle of March 2016, he had MRSA on his back. He ended up in the hospital getting it treated. He'd carried it from Olympia to Spokane.

ETA: Wait, he left Olympia to meet up with a catfish, so with a raging MRSA infection he was planning to have sex with the "girl" and contaminate her.

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Lucas is technically not an incel because he doesn't try. All this bullshit about younger women is coping.

Even now, he probably could get a fellow unattractive woman around his age or older to tolerate his shit. They're lots of lonely, desperate people out there. He just has to get past his fear of rejection.
 
According to the insane perv, he's not an incel because he had dinner with the 30 yr old platonic friend he had for a short time. He's calling the dinner a "date" and there was no sex. Anyone that says he's incel is on meth, schizo, or mentally exceptional. We know what happened once he told her he was willing to "break his rule" and have sex with her. She ran for the hills and that was the end.

Note to Lucas: you put sex on the table and she took the exit. You are definitely an Incel.

I'd like to hear a B52s song called 'World Full of R.etards'

'Fart Shack, baby Fart Shack'
 
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Lucas is technically not an incel because he doesn't try. All this bullshit about younger women is coping.

Even now, he probably could get a fellow unattractive woman around his age or older to tolerate his shit. They're lots of lonely, desperate people out there. He just has to get past his fear of rejection.
I think Lucas is way past the stage of getting a sane woman his age or older even if she is unattractive and desperate.
 
He must be getting those for free from a food pantry or something. I have a very hard time believing he is spending his food stamps or SSDI on those.

Those are like 3 bucks a bag. I would find it hard to believe that he would drop that kind of money to give to his fellow hobos.

Expect videos of Lucas hurling pepperoni sticks at homeless people.
 
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I'm still surprised he hasn't preyed on any homeless women, guessing there are no young ones in Spokane near his home
Spokane has a statistically large number of homeless youth. Spokane is viewed as "the big city" by kids from Eastern Wa, Idaho, Western Montana, Eastern Oregon.; so Spokane is a magnet for runaways and and kids at risk. Spokane also has pretty good services for homeless youth.
I am pretty certain that Lucas will keep his distance from the homeless youth population because these kids are pretty tribal and have no problem doling out street justice to anyone that hurts one of their own. Lucas should rightfully be afraid of the young homeless. They will rob, steal, stab, and likewise beat the shit out of people who mess with them.
Lucas would much rather mess with girls who are not street wise. I 'd be more wary of Lucas messing with the intellectually challenged population of women who live in the various group homes.
 
Lucas is technically not an incel because he doesn't try. All this bullshit about younger women is coping.

Even now, he probably could get a fellow unattractive woman around his age or older to tolerate his shit. They're lots of lonely, desperate people out there. He just has to get past his fear of rejection.
Lucas doesn't like being called an incel, and because he's a welfare stealing (he's entitled to some but the college shit was a scam flat out) pedophile I, and the rest of civilized humanity will call him any damned name in the book. He's an incel, because he's a pedophile who's so gross no one will allow him near children.

He couldn't get anyone, because he's gone so far off the fucking deep end he won't settle for a roof/roomate/loveless relationship. He did for his ex and he was lazy, gross and abusive. He then ruined it because he faked any nice/care etc because his pedophila took over. It's like if you started dating against your sexual profile for a really nice car. One day youre gonna say "well this is a nice corvette but I'm REALLY sick of sucking dick."

Aside Lucas seriously being into children in a sexual way, he's spoiled. He thinks he's a catch. As I said, he's getting worse broken brain because he's isolated (by his own actions and choices) on off meds, using booze far too much (I have some suspects about him having a drinking problem but that's for another time) and age plus his disorders.

Another reason he's an incel, he's getting worse and not working on himself, just hunting for tail and not getting any. Incels, like Lucas focus on partial truths or only part of a situation. They call improving yourself a cope etc, Lucas says I don't need a job because I get welfare. He's got every excuse in the book why he's a fat lazy, MRSA infected pedophile with no job and college drop out with a criminal record. In no way does he work to better himself because there is a sliver of truth you can grow in a relationship. When you really love someone (Lucas literally is incapable of this mind you) You want to be a better person, you have someone to pick you up faster when you fall and you want your side of your unit to grow. Lucas being Lucas, thinks life falls into place, when he gets a toddler to sit in his lap. Remember this is a guy who admits he can't even get errect, to top off all his failings.

If anything, single/married or anywhere in between would be more upset with Lucas if he had a g/f not jealous not give him money, we'd all be more scared because we know his plans to abuse, impregnate and molest a child. He legit thinks if he gets to ram his hand into baby's anus or vagina, (something that could quite literally kill them mind you but, what's that worry him, he is so short sighted that would get his rocks off he can make another baby in his mind).

Lastly LOL at lucas with beef sticks, all he needs with his horrible diet and over eating is high sat fat meat. While most of the people at his flop house should probably be taken out back and put out of humanity/tax payers misery. I legit pity them because Lucas the kinda nigga who doesn't flush his greasy shits down the SHARED toilet.
 
Spokane has a statistically large number of homeless youth. Spokane is viewed as "the big city" by kids from Eastern Wa, Idaho, Western Montana, Eastern Oregon.; so Spokane is a magnet for runaways and and kids at risk. Spokane also has pretty good services for homeless youth.
I am pretty certain that Lucas will keep his distance from the homeless youth population because these kids are pretty tribal and have no problem doling out street justice to anyone that hurts one of their own. Lucas should rightfully be afraid of the young homeless. They will rob, steal, stab, and likewise beat the shit out of people who mess with them.
Lucas would much rather mess with girls who are not street wise. I 'd be more wary of Lucas messing with the intellectually challenged population of women who live in the various group homes.
I had a friend from high school who ended up a strung out street kid in a major American city and can attest to the sense of community that street kids have. They watch out for each other like family as most of them don’t have a real support system outside of their fellow homeless. Lucas is infamous in Spokane whether you are homeless or not and the only real chance he had at exploiting a homeless runaway went out the window with the Starbucks incident.
 
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