Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Great Citracett]

He seriously thinks all strippers have sex for the right price, they're just at the club to show off the goods. He thinks it's just a matter of negotiation.

Absolutely. I just find it hilarious how fast he's gone from just creeping, to straight out admitting to illegal activity on a public page. She could probably report him for his behavior and use that post as evidence. Can you even delete a Facebook review after posting it?

He'll probably be banned from that club. I bet he's banned from the other one he used to go to. The one from his classic "trying to prove not all guys are creeps" post.

He's got a ton of old posts about that place still up. Just search FB for "southern x posure greer" and you can relive all his classic strip club plights.

 

[drain]

Y'all remember the pic he sent to ''Katy Perry'' awhile back? The nude one? He isn't fit, he's skinny fat at best. His belly is pasty and have 0 muscle tone, so I'm 100% sure his pot belly also giggles when he's ''doing cardio'' at the gym. Who is he trying to fool?

 

[lamp shade]

Y'all remember the pic he sent to ''Katy Perry'' awhile back? The nude one? He isn't fit, he's skinny fat at best. His belly is pasty and have 0 muscle tone, so I'm 100% sure his pot belly also giggles when he's ''doing cardio'' at the gym. Who is he trying to fool?

You just reminded me of how he said he did push ups to impress a hooker before sex and I snorted.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Absolutely. I just find it hilarious how fast he's gone from just creeping, to straight out admitting to illegal activity on a public page. She could probably report him for his behavior and use that post as evidence. Can you even delete a Facebook review after posting it?

He'll probably be banned from that club. I bet he's banned from the other one he used to go to. The one from his classic "trying to prove not all guys are creeps" post.

He's got a ton of old posts about that place still up. Just search FB for "southern x posure greer" and you can relive all his classic strip club plights.

He'll be banned from every club he goes to unless he figures out strippers aren't just hookers under another name. Yes, some strippers do offer sex, but they do it outside the club on their own time. They might make arrangements at the club to meet a customer at a hotel or something, but unless the club is really seedy, there's no sexy times.

 

[The Great Citracett]

"If I keep saying it, she HAS to say it back."



"Because that's how love works."

 

[Heckler1]

there's no sexy times.

The natural conclusion of every attempt Russ makes at interacting with any woman ever.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Y'all remember the pic he sent to ''Katy Perry'' awhile back? The nude one? He isn't fit, he's skinny fat at best. His belly is pasty and have 0 muscle tone, so I'm 100% sure his pot belly also giggles when he's ''doing cardio'' at the gym. Who is he trying to fool?

I shudder to ask...but where is this photo.

Here is Russell at his most typical. Shared with permission.








Disclaimer: I started following Russell here bc he was hilarious and going after celebrities and it was fun to think I lived in the same city as him. I lived in SLC and have friends and family who are still there. He’s since turned his attention toward women without teams of lawyers so I feel like women in SLC can use all the help they can get. If you have an issue with me contacting women (only local women—not worried about Danica or Javai) to warn them, sorry not sorry. I gotta be able to sleep at night

 

[CausticMinory]

Should I be surprised Russel unironically calls women "Meanies" and still expect to be taken seriously? Also Russ you can't lick a stamp correctly, so no you can't lick a stripper like an ice cream cone.

 

[cogsworth]

I really can't come up with a proper response to this. He's dropped all the gentleman bullshit and also any pretense of being an adult. The disconnect between threatening to lick her like an ice cream and then calling her a meanie is just...someone help, I'm having a stroke.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

I shudder to ask...but where is this photo.

Here is Russell at his most typical. Shared with permission.


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Disclaimer: I started following Russell here bc he was hilarious and going after celebrities and it was fun to think I lived in the same city as him. I lived in SLC and have friends and family who are still there. He’s since turned his attention toward women without teams of lawyers so I feel like women in SLC can use all the help they can get. If you have an issue with me contacting women (only local women—not worried about Danica or Javai) to warn them, sorry not sorry. I gotta be able to sleep at night

I think you double posted one of your photos.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I shudder to ask...but where is this photo.

From this post.

Spoiler: Cursed

"Out of Shower"


"Ripped for Katy"

 

[Poop Shoot]

From this post.

Spoiler: Cursed

"Out of Shower"
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"Ripped for Katy"
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Ewww there's a wet spot in the middle of his crotch paper.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Ewww there's a wet spot in the middle of his crotch paper.

If I remember correctly, that's because he'd been trying to stick the paper to the mirror with hair gel before he gave up and just held it.

 

[cogsworth]

Ewww there's a wet spot in the middle of his crotch paper.

Yeah that's genuine grade A milk. There's just no way he didn't nut on the paper.

 

[AnOminous]

Should I be surprised Russel unironically calls women "Meanies" and still expect to be taken seriously? Also Russ you can't lick a stamp correctly, so no you can't lick a stripper like an ice cream cone.

Russ trying to perform cunnilingus would be like having a slug crawl across your genitals.

 

[GloriousScarf]

You're a meanie and you like fat people

This is something a literal child would say. It's beyond pathetic coming from an almost 30 year old man.

 

[Clovis]

Becky is a makeup artist from Baltimore. No idea how he even found her. Same with Itxy. She's a trainer from Tampa.

Making a nuisance of himself:
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"Come get some ass in yo face"
"Only if I can smack it"

Gross. He can't stand a dominant sentiment coming from a woman - and a mere stripper at that. So he'll only do what she says if he gets to physically strike her. Pls Russ, just go back to the fawning faux nice guy persona.

Imagine him accidentally stumbling across a dominatrix on his social media trawls, his head would explode.*

*Would no doubt improve his looks, etc etc.

 

[Crispeacock]

You lick Ice Cream, not fucking ice cream cones gristle, I know I know thats pedantic of me, but hes a spedly dickslash and I just like being annoying when he gets all "intelektual russells"

EDIT: Yes I know SOME people say "Can I have a cone please" when ordering ices, but generally speaking no one licks the cone its hard, you lick the deliciously soft whores inside! Might have been Gristle just got to me and I just wanted to punch the fucker in his rat face too.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

Seriously, how can he be THIS stupid? It was bad enough when he posted about hiring that big-nosed *escort* on Facebook, in public. But this? Does he not realize that these clubs have people to specifically keep out people who say things like that? I bet he was banned even before anyone contacted him just for those comments alone. He admitted to wanting to solicit and clubs take keeping up a public image as specifically NOT A BROTHEL very seriously. What a dumbass.

 

[Toasty]

He thinks saying that an attractive woman enjoys the company of less than perfect men is a bad review. One would think it would make people feel she's more open minded, and guys who are self conscious about their body more likely to feel confident around her.
This is why this thread is huge, and not going away ever.
That and this whole couch drama, which is so farcical, a sitcom writer could steal it. It seems like something kelso from that 70's show would do. All of his friends, except for the smart ass stoner one would be trying to talk sense into him, the smart ass stoner one would be going along with it to see how far the stupid goes and laughing.
Unfortunately for Russ, he has no one to try and talk sense into him, and anyone who tried would get blocked.
All he has is the smart ass laughing at him seeing how far the stupid goes, and that's us.
As for me, I'm really hoping for a lawsuit for at least the cost of the "couch blanket" and "cool couch." She said she would need a couch to crash on, he offered, she accepted, she never said she was *not* coming, he bought a "couch" that he has no use for other wise, ergo, pay up, or come stay at my place and suck my peen in return for the favor of me letting you stay in my rented room.
I can't wait.