Cosplay Momokun / Momokun Cosplay / Mariah Mallad / M3rkat / Meeka / "Moomoo" / "Thicc Samus" - Body Positive Islamic Fake Nerd Girl Cosplayer, Convention Creep, Ass + Tiddy Groper

Wait, I thought I read somewhere that she apparently bought them a car, paid off bills or some shit like that...Why are they pissy pants? Is it because they learned how she earns said money?
She posted picture of a car saying she bought it for her mom bug iirc she just made a payment or something.
 
Usually there's a layer of talc or silicone lubricant applied under the garment to help with dressing and undressing, so she either powdered under there liberally or greased herself up first.

I accept the Islamic content ratings for this awful post.
Oh I know, it was rhetorical because goddamn.
 
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Doesn't she know that she's got people paying for her lifestyle? Bruh don't post your vents online it doesn't help in the long run. There's a "sex worker" cow that I follow that does the exact same thing and wonders why she doesn't have fans anymore. Moo, just get a therapist and quit lying about your parents for clout
 
is probably what she thinks she looks like
To my understanding, Moo is throwing everything in order to look like a thicc anime girl like Melony and Pochaco. It's more or less working, except that you gotta be retarded if you think you can have the same aesthetics as a fictional character that doesn't follow the same laws of physic that you do.
 
That pokemon character (Melony? Fuckin hell they're making the anime tiddies jokes for us) is probably what she thinks she looks like. Which is hilarious because that actually is a middle-aged mother of multiple kids.
Well She was obssesed with Wicke from pokemon for the same reason, she tried Erufuda from elf-san because Erufuda is chubby but Erufuda is also athletic and not lumpy or saggy, thankfully the mango is not popular enough for her to keep doing it.
Stay away from my Potato elf you fat hog!
 
I'm pretty sure this woman fears all penis, probably all penetration. She strikes me as the kind of narcissist that uses sexual actions as a tool or currency but doesn't actually enjoy sex at all.

IDK man, given her history of sexual harassment and groping people's no-no zones' if she was presented with a somewhat attractive man without a single thread on him she'll try to slobber all over his knob- assuming he doesn't simply step to the side or keep a decent power walk pace away from her, leaving her to keel over from walking more than fifty feet and needing a candy break.
 
IDK man, given her history of sexual harassment and groping people's no-no zones' if she was presented with a somewhat attractive man without a single thread on him she'll try to slobber all over his knob- assuming he doesn't simply step to the side or keep a decent power walk pace away from her, leaving her to keel over from walking more than fifty feet and needing a candy break.

And if for some reason she does get the man into her bedroom, filled with cat hair, ratty wigs, and the reek of something not quite human but fully rancid. I can only see her flopping in her back like a starfish and giving him her patented dead eyed 1000 yard stare and wondering why he's trying to run out the door.

It must be a truly horrifying experience. :cryblood:
 
And if for some reason she does get the man into her bedroom, filled with cat hair, ratty wigs, and the reek of something not quite human but fully rancid. I can only see her flopping in her back like a starfish and giving him her patented dead eyed 1000 yard stare and wondering why he's trying to run out the door.

It must be a truly horrifying experience. :cryblood:

Forgive me for what I am about to do
And so I watched in horror and revulsion the moment the vile she-beast flops onto the bed. The bed groaning under the 310lbs of fat and butchered surgery. But the worst was about to come- the rancid stench of unwashed vagina, feces, and piss pierced my nostrils as she slithered her meaty hands further down her blubbery body and opened her stocky legs. Her sausage like appendages slowly pushed away rotting labia and there I saw it- the most vile sight I ever had the misfortune of witnessing. It was at that moment I knew that humanity was insignificant and that what I was staring at were the gates that lead to a place where the souls of the lost and the damned screamed for naught.

I do not know how long I have been staring at that perverted mockery of a vagina, but I ran screaming at the top of my lungs, blood leaking out of my eyes. I didn't stop until I was home, where I then passed out and forever blind.
 
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