Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Tanner Glass said:
He only spent Christmas/New Years alone getting fucked on on box wine and pills. He spent Thanksgiving intentionally away from his family trying to fuck Logan Day.
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Yes, and Logan’s parents made their troubled daughter spend the holidays with them instead of running off to let a married man and father of three fuck her. She can’t risk getting the family pissed off at her and pulling the purse strings. Logan might have to get a real job instead of role playing a marketing maven. She’s got to walk that fine line of making her parents worry enough about her mental illness and drug addiction that they won’t make her get a job, but not piss them off to the point they treat her like a grown ass adult. Suicide threats and crying jags probably keep them in line.

One thing is for sure, Logan’s family is horrified she wants to be wife #3 to a currently married man, nearly twenty years her senior, who has a teen, tween and toddler daughters. They spent all that money on some fruity film degree and sending her to LA, only for her to do too much coke, run up bills and have a series of mental breakdowns because she couldn’t hack it. So she went home and they pay for therapy and treatment trying to fix her ...and she thanks them with yet another terrible life decision in the form of Lowtax and publicly humiliating herself on FB.

I can only hope the parents cut her off financially and she moves in with Lowtax. He really needs a sixth dependent for goons to subsidize. Even better if that marriage license is signed the day after his second divorce is finalized.

Lowtax choices in wives/GF has declined as rapidly and badly as his forums. Logan is a great final boss wife for the schmuck - a flakey, coked up, codependent, BPD Elon Musk fangirl.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Yes, and Logan’s parents made their troubled daughter spend the holidays with them instead of running off to let a married man and father of three fuck her. She can’t risk getting the family pissed off at her and pulling the purse strings. Logan might have to get a real job instead of role playing a marketing maven. She’s got to walk that fine line of making her parents worry enough about her mental illness and drug addiction that they won’t make her get a job, but not piss them off to the point they treat her like a grown ass adult. Suicide threats and crying jags probably keep them in line.

One thing is for sure, Logan’s family is horrified she wants to be wife #3 to a currently married man, nearly twenty years her senior, who has a teen, tween and toddler daughters. They spent all that money on some fruity film degree and sending her to LA, only for her to do too much coke, run up bills and have a series of mental breakdowns because she couldn’t hack it. So she went home and they pay for therapy and treatment trying to fix her ...and she thanks them with yet another terrible life decision in the form of Lowtax and publicly humiliating herself on FB.

I can only hope the parents cut her off financially and she moves in with Lowtax. He really needs a six dependant. Even better if that marriage license is signed the day after his second divorce is finalized.

Lowtax choices in wives/GF has declined as rapidly and badly as his forums. Logan is a great final boss wife for the schmuck - a flakey, coked up, codependent, BPD Elon Musk fangirl.
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That's a hell of a reach.
 
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They're perfectly suited for one another. They're taking digs at his ex-wives and I'm sure it'll go over great with a judge when he's trying to say he's not abusive and then claims he wants to be allowed to have this needlessly spiteful woman around his daughter, as well.

Hope someone has been archiving this because Logan's cruelty especially, is making me irrationally angry to the point where I want to hand it all over in a file to the exes and laugh as both of the reap what they sow.

Logan, we can all still see by the chunky arms that you vomit up your dinner and that you're still a fat girl desperate to be someone. No one is impressed.
 
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GoofTroop70 said:
They're perfectly suited for one another. They're taking digs at his ex-wives and I'm sure it'll go over great with a judge when he's trying to say he's not abusive and then claims he wants to be allowed to have this needlessly spiteful woman around his daughter, as well.

Hope someone has been archiving this because Logan's cruelty especially, is making me irrationally angry to the point where I want to hand it all over in a file to the exes and laugh as both of the reap what they sow.

Logan, we can all still see by the chunky arms that you vomit up your dinner and that you're still a fat girl desperate to be someone. No one is impressed.
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Was she really shit-talking the goonwives? I wanna see
 
I could be reading into it too much, but the banter between Logan and him appear to line up with his complaints about both wives on a live stream he did a few weeks back, where he ranted for at least half an hour about both of them. The lawyer part squares up at minimum.
 
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Eddie Bravo said:
Hey spergs, they're fucking with you. They know you're reading their shit, and they're reading your shit.
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Yeah, but they're both posting the same kind of dumb shit that they were before they became aware that people were mocking their social media posts. It's still cringy, running with the punches mentally ill retard shit that should be mocked. They think they're mega pwning their "haters" but it's just making them look more pathetic. The best thing they could do is take their dirty laundry to DMs, but they're both pretty dumb.
 
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Logan irritates me because she's one of those particularly obnoxious breeds of twenty-something shit-girls who have fallen in love with their personae to the point that she can't be human anymore.

This is some gross shit - Lowtax's wife and child are in a shelter, his first wife helped current wife get out, he's a useless addict in such economic thrall to one of the most financially insolvent SJW subgroups that he was forced to lick peanut butter off a battery for money, his Patreon plummets daily, he looks like he needs an exorcism and a shower, his legacy is mostly that his site sucks because he's dumb and lazy and that Uwe Bolle broke his spine, and she thinks it's cute to "own" that she willingly fucks this man. She thinks firing back at us with sarcastic remarks as we point out that maybe it's gross to talk about all the orgasms she has and how she has wonderful sex with Lowtax is somehow a sign that there isn't a joke but if there is she's in on it, But she really is cumming all day long, you believe her don't you? Don't you lolololololol?

Lowtax would need a complicated system of hydrolics as conceived by elves to get an erection long enough to be a grave sexual disappointment and we all know that you know that we know that, Logan. She reeks of desperation and is too dumb to know that she'd be better off with a used electric toothbrush and a crippling Xanax habit than to hitch her wagon to this star.
 
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Eddie Bravo said:
That's a hell of a reach.
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Shes never held a job for more than a few months. Her “company” is registered at a residential home her family owns. Her biz website has no listed clients or any work portfolio whatsoever which is hilarious for a branding expert. She’s a branding expert that doesn’t work with any brands.

There’s a reason Lowtax has to point to a three month internship as evidence of her career

But, yes, I’m assuming the family wanted her home for the holidays, would not be thrilled with Lowtax as her new beau, nor her posts about overflowing pussy juices and shrooms on FB. Total assumptions. It’s possible they could be embracing Lowtax like a son and think her pussy juice posts are the height of wit.
 
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Sabrina said:
Anything I've seen has been posted here. Hell most of it is public on FB, like the one he was coming onto hard in between lines and BPD pussy.

I'll delineate:

Logan Day
Ren Shaye
Ainslie Fontaine
Mandy I (Fawnette?)
Mandy II (Amanda Mullen)

Edit: Ok they're just going to reply to this thread on FB instead of having the balls to post here, also omg she thinks they're getting married
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lmao post-op logan paul trying so hard to project an ironic shitposter persona to own the trolls
 
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Oh no, it's all been fake. Oh no, she got us. Oh no, she's bored of us. Oh no, maybe she realized that this can actually be used against her new beau in court. AND oh no, maybe she realized if anyone is stupid enough to hire her and they look up her name, they will find all of these posts! And she will be revealed for the disgusting, nub toothed, flappy skinned little homewrecker she is!
LMAO
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Holocaust Mansplainer said:
Jokes on us guys, she was just pretending to be exceptional. Owned again.
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I'm sure it was totally worth it to own the Kiwi Farms by nuking anything resembling a professional reputation she sought to build. "I was only pretending to be a completely unreliable, insane, drug addled bag of venereal disease! Joke's on you!"
 
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Hi Ms. Day, I'm interested in using your services for my new website. I could use some more visibility and I'd really like to get my product seen by the public. All this looks great but I'm kind of confused at these posts about how your vagina is full of cum and you are a BPD cokewhore?

Oh, you were just posting ironically to own some stalkers online? That makes sense. Where do I put my credit card information in?
 
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