Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Rat Baby]

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How is it possible that her parents never gave her a sex talk and she had to learn about it from reading NC-17 fanfic in high school, but also her mom's been talking about loving big dicks for years?

 

[Timmy Testicles]

"god i want adam driver to puncture my deformed pussy with his giant cock"
"ew no why is adam driver putting his penis in a vagina "

 

[Osyth Osyth]

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Wearing a black tee shirt and pajama pants from Walmart with a straw trilby is suuuu goffik, fangs Sapphire!!

Staph: Ewwieee, heteros r so groooss
Also Staph:
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As a cringe goth myself, this is the funniest shit I ever saw.
I forgot she claims to be a punk or whatever. She wears everything like a costume. Style is more personality than anything.

 

[Meowthkip]

You're a horny ass sped but sex anywhere outside of a fanfic scares the shit out of you. Just admit it already, Staph. Maybe this is something your useless shrink can help you with.

She's disgusted because he was shown fucking another woman and not a Steph, which is DISGUSTANG. But if it was her, then it'd be sexy and also not hetero at all, obviously.

As a cringe goth myself, this is the funniest shit I ever saw.
I forgot she claims to be a punk or whatever. She wears everything like a costume. Style is more personality than anything.

Honestly her low-effort attempts at trying to get into a subculture on the most surface-level possible with her lazy costumes speaks volumes about her personality.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

She's disgusted because he was shown fucking another woman and not a Steph, which is DISGUSTANG. But if it was her, then it'd be sexy and also not hetero at all, obviously.



Honestly her low-effort attempts at trying to get into a subculture on the most surface-level possible with her lazy costumes speaks volumes about her personality.

(Sounds a bit MOTI but I'm not just pointing out how lazy steph is) I know I've screeched about this on the thread earlier, but- for fucks sake steph, even baby bat 13 year old me knew more about the goth subculture and its origins then you ever did, do, and will know. At least pretend to have read Dorian Gray, Frankenstein, Dracula, listen to 69 eyes, Siouxsie and the banshees, sisters of mercy, etc... and know three different sub styles of goth( no, pastel goth doesn't count fatso). For fucks sake this is lazier than a sloth that overdosed on sleeping pills.

 

[Bunny at Law]

What are the court fees for a name change in NY, I wonder?

$210, way outside her budget. Guess she’ll never be Stapphy Claw officially

 

[The Husbando Collector]

$210, way outside her budget. Guess she’ll never be Stapphy Claw officially

That's SAPPHIRE Crimson Claw, you shitlord! REEEEEEEEE
(Honestly that name is so re*tarded it's something a 12 year old would name their mary sue or have as their username on deviantart, c'mon steph, at least choose a name that actually is a name. Like Luna or Diana or Apollo or Kitty)

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Style is more personality than anything.

Our dear Staph has no personality at all hence all the Tumblr labels.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Our dear Staph has no personality at all hence all the Tumblr labels.

She's the opposite of a personality, she's the elusive anti personality. A rare specimen in that there is such a lack of s personality you wonder if it's even human in the first place as it sucks up others' in its immediate vicinity personalities like some kind of dull blackhole.

 

[Meowzers]

dude she doesn't even have to know anything about goth or punk subculture, she just has to actually, you know, dress goth? or dress punk? she has no sense of style. i only ever see her in discount walmart halloween shirts or goodwill granny clothes with an occasional hot topic t-shirt with blue slime on her eyelids. she wears sped sneakers and carries a granny purse and i wouldn't put it past her to not own a single pair of jeans. has she ever actually worn her punk vest in public before?

and again i reiterate- bowl cuts are not punk. at least dye it black or some neon color.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

dude she doesn't even have to know anything about goth or punk subculture, she just has to actually, you know, dress goth? or dress punk? she has no sense of style. i only ever see her in discount walmart halloween shirts or goodwill granny clothes with an occasional hot topic t-shirt with blue slime on her eyelids. she wears sped sneakers and carries a granny purse and i wouldn't put it past her to not own a single pair of jeans. has she ever actually worn her punk vest in public before?

and again i reiterate- bowl cuts are not punk. at least dye it black or some neon color.

You forgot to add in the greasy, ratty, possibly lice infested fedora. Also steph has shit taste in style and I would not want clothing advice from her.

 

[Lady of the House]

Speaking of Girls.......Steph makes Lena Dunham look like Aphrodite. If anything Steph should enjoy the show and self insert as Dunham's character, since she actually gets laid.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Speaking of Girls.......Steph makes Lena Dunham look like Aphrodite. If anything Steph should enjoy the show and self insert as Dunham's character, since she actually gets laid.

Now that you've mentioned it- I see a bit of Lena in steph since both of them have a history of grooming kiddies. With lena grooming her sister as young as three and steph taking advantage of a fifteen year old with bipolar.

Both are gross and deserve to rot in hell and I would not have sex with either of them.

 

[homewayhalf]

She's disgusted because he was shown fucking another woman and not a Steph, which is DISGUSTANG. But if it was her, then it'd be sexy and also not hetero at all, obviously.



Honestly her low-effort attempts at trying to get into a subculture on the most surface-level possible with her lazy costumes speaks volumes about her personality.

I mean... Lena Dunham is on par with Steph looks-wise, tbh.

 

[In Heaven]

"god i want adam driver to puncture my deformed pussy with his giant cock"
"ew no why is adam driver putting his penis in a vagina "

To be fair, "Girls" had Lena Dunham in it. I'm at least 95% sure she had a sex scene in there somewhere.

I'd be grossed out by that, tbh.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

I mean... Lena Dunham is on par with Steph looks-wise, tbh.

Apart from being more doughy then the pilsbury dough boy, both have that lifeless, dull glaze in their eyes that do not have a spark of intelligence, personality, and soul in them that most humans possess.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Apart from being more doughy then the pilsbury dough boy, both have that lifeless, dull glaze in their eyes that do not have a spark of intelligence, personality, and soul in them that most humans possess.

I saw her in American Horror Story when Mr Polexio had it on, and for some reason my brain just doesn't fully process her. Like, it stops loading "real human".
I feel like I would get the same feeling from Staph.

 

[JuliusCaesar]

Do you think there's another universe out there where Staph made it big on television?

You know, sometimes I forget this is the same person that got banned from twitter for threatening suicide by cop because a blog called her hell genders stupid. Every time I remember her assorted incidents it boggles me for a minute.

 

[la mort]

Her parents pay for the bowlcut. And she likes it. Wow.

I was convinced that her mother cut her hair, amazing. Do you think the hairdresser recommends her other hairstyles?
I can't understand that a hairdresser don't fight to change that sped hair.

If she only...

 

[Captain Hastings Official]

dude she doesn't even have to know anything about goth or punk subculture, she just has to actually, you know, dress goth? or dress punk? she has no sense of style. i only ever see her in discount walmart halloween shirts or goodwill granny clothes with an occasional hot topic t-shirt with blue slime on her eyelids. she wears sped sneakers and carries a granny purse and i wouldn't put it past her to not own a single pair of jeans. has she ever actually worn her punk vest in public before?

and again i reiterate- bowl cuts are not punk. at least dye it black or some neon color.

Stephy is so unimaginably lacking in a sense of style that fucking Chris-chan can pull off a punk look better than her.

Absolutely record levels of autism.