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- Nov 19, 2018
How is it possible that her parents never gave her a sex talk and she had to learn about it from reading NC-17 fanfic in high school, but also her mom's been talking about loving big dicks for years?
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Wearing a black tee shirt and pajama pants from Walmart with a straw trilby is suuuu goffik, fangs Sapphire!!
Staph: Ewwieee, heteros r so groooss
Also Staph:
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You're a horny ass sped but sex anywhere outside of a fanfic scares the shit out of you. Just admit it already, Staph. Maybe this is something your useless shrink can help you with.
As a cringe goth myself, this is the funniest shit I ever saw.
I forgot she claims to be a punk or whatever. She wears everything like a costume. Style is more personality than anything.
She's disgusted because he was shown fucking another woman and not a Steph, which is DISGUSTANG. But if it was her, then it'd be sexy and also not hetero at all, obviously.
Honestly her low-effort attempts at trying to get into a subculture on the most surface-level possible with her lazy costumes speaks volumes about her personality.
$210, way outside her budget. Guess she’ll never be Stapphy Claw officiallyWhat are the court fees for a name change in NY, I wonder?
$210, way outside her budget. Guess she’ll never be Stapphy Claw officially![]()
Our dear Staph has no personality at all hence all the Tumblr labels.Style is more personality than anything.
Our dear Staph has no personality at all hence all the Tumblr labels.
You forgot to add in the greasy, ratty, possibly lice infested fedora. Also steph has shit taste in style and I would not want clothing advice from her.dude she doesn't even have to know anything about goth or punk subculture, she just has to actually, you know, dress goth? or dress punk? she has no sense of style. i only ever see her in discount walmart halloween shirts or goodwill granny clothes with an occasional hot topic t-shirt with blue slime on her eyelids. she wears sped sneakers and carries a granny purse and i wouldn't put it past her to not own a single pair of jeans. has she ever actually worn her punk vest in public before?
and again i reiterate- bowl cuts are not punk. at least dye it black or some neon color.
Speaking of Girls.......Steph makes Lena Dunham look like Aphrodite. If anything Steph should enjoy the show and self insert as Dunham's character, since she actually gets laid.
She's disgusted because he was shown fucking another woman and not a Steph, which is DISGUSTANG. But if it was her, then it'd be sexy and also not hetero at all, obviously.
Honestly her low-effort attempts at trying to get into a subculture on the most surface-level possible with her lazy costumes speaks volumes about her personality.
To be fair, "Girls" had Lena Dunham in it. I'm at least 95% sure she had a sex scene in there somewhere."god i want adam driver to puncture my deformed pussy with his giant cock"
"ew no why is adam driver putting his penis in a vagina"
I mean... Lena Dunham is on par with Steph looks-wise, tbh.
I saw her in American Horror Story when Mr Polexio had it on, and for some reason my brain just doesn't fully process her. Like, it stops loading "real human".Apart from being more doughy then the pilsbury dough boy, both have that lifeless, dull glaze in their eyes that do not have a spark of intelligence, personality, and soul in them that most humans possess.
dude she doesn't even have to know anything about goth or punk subculture, she just has to actually, you know, dress goth? or dress punk? she has no sense of style. i only ever see her in discount walmart halloween shirts or goodwill granny clothes with an occasional hot topic t-shirt with blue slime on her eyelids. she wears sped sneakers and carries a granny purse and i wouldn't put it past her to not own a single pair of jeans. has she ever actually worn her punk vest in public before?
and again i reiterate- bowl cuts are not punk. at least dye it black or some neon color.