Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Hi Ms. Day, I'm interested in using your services for my new website. I could use some more visibility and I'd really like to get my product seen by the public. All this looks great but I'm kind of confused at these posts about how your vagina is full of cum and you are a BPD cokewhore?

Oh, you were just posting ironically to own some stalkers online? That makes sense. Where do I put my credit card information in?
Is she an ethical internet brand manager? Cuz I'm thinking of hiring her for my social media rebranding as an virulently anti-troon male feminist, looking to prevent the trannies from making women's spaces not worth peeping on anymore
 
Is she an ethical internet brand manager? Cuz I'm thinking of hiring her for my social media rebranding as an virulently anti-troon male feminist, looking to prevent the trannies from making women's spaces not worth peeping on anymore
Yash queen slay.
 
No honey we know you're literally at Lowtax's house while his actual wife and 3yo plus all of the pets are living in a fucking shelter. No one thinks your WACKY ZANY posts are literal. You have posts that go months back about using drugs copiously and being insane. No one would believe otherwise in any case.

Did you know screenshots are admissable in court? Oh and Ashli can download them all from here. The originals containing the relevant EXIF data can be obtained from anyone who's taken them. Most of the posts are still up anyway and they're on LowTs account.

By the way, it doesn't make any difference to your lives at all who on the internet believes what, but a judge is going to take everything posted at face value. They're not going to buy any LOL WACKY ZANY INTERNET TROLL PUPPETMASTER defense. You're fine though, Lowtax is the only one who's fucked unless you actually marry him and take on his $100k+ debt to the IRS plus new alimony and child support payments to go with the existing child support payments. You do you girl.
 
Back on SA, we called that the puppetmaster defense.
It takes me back to the days of Matty Moulton, aka Onideous Mad Hatter, on PoE and his insane ramblings about how he socially engineered us into making fun of him for being an insane diaperfur. I heard he ended up going to SA. She doesn't realize how many thousands of speds have tried to save face with this excuse only to be laughed at harder. It's older than she is.
 
It takes me back to the days of Matty Moulton, aka Onideous Mad Hatter, on PoE and his insane ramblings about how he socially engineered us into making fun of him for being an insane diaperfur. I heard he ended up going to SA. She doesn't realize how many thousands of speds have tried to save face with this excuse only to be laughed at harder. It's older than she is.
We put up with Onideus on SS for a bit. He's on a very short list of non-bots who have been permabanned.
 
"Mommy and Daddy will save me."

Looks like the trust fund baby may be a little worried after all. I wonder why a desperately in debt Lowtax is interested in a wealthy, mentally ill clout-chaser? Hmmm. That's a tough one.
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E: Also an interesting look into her psyche. All this bullying former spouses of her fuck buddy on facebook doesn't mean anything, because it's online!
 
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"Mommy and Daddy will save me."

Looks like the trust fund baby may be a little worried after all. I wonder why a desperately in debt Lowtax is interested in a wealthy, mentally ill clout-chaser? Hmmm. That's a tough one.

E: Also an interesting look into her psyche. All this bullying former spouses of her fuck buddy on facebook doesn't mean anything, because it's online!
Imagine being an adult and having this thought process. My dad will sue your dad! That's the kind of shit you say in primary school. I doubt she even knows what on retainer means. Lots of people have lawyers, perhaps even multiple. I don't know anyone who has one on retainer that isn't very wealthy or have it for a business. Based on the middle class home, and the cars in the driveway if they lived there when the street view was taken, they ain't rich.

edit. Or should I say significant retainer. Paying my real estate guy a $1500 retainer before I buy a house doesn't make me a big baller.
 
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Oh no, it's all been fake. Oh no, she got us. Oh no, she's bored of us. Oh no, maybe she realized that this can actually be used against her new beau in court. AND oh no, maybe she realized if anyone is stupid enough to hire her and they look up her name, they will find all of these posts! And she will be revealed for the disgusting, nub toothed, flappy skinned little homewrecker she is!
LMAO

Damn, looks like writing “literal paragraphs” and using “literal English” to communicate and make others laugh is actually gay as fuck. Time to wrap it up, guys.
 
Imagine being an adult and having this thought process. My dad will sue your dad! That's the kind of shit you say in primary school. I doubt she even knows what on retainer means. Lots of people have lawyers, perhaps even multiple. I don't know anyone who has one on retainer that isn't very wealthy or have it for a business. Based on the middle class home, and the cars in the driveway if they lived there when the street view was taken, they ain't rich.

edit. Or should I say significant retainer. Paying my real estate guy a $1500 retainer before I buy a house doesn't make me a big baller.

She has no idea what “on retainer” means, she just thinks it sounds intimidating. She has no idea how many legal “threats” KF gets for hurting feelings on the internet. She’s not the first and won’t be the last.

By the way Logan, we’ve done nothing illegal. Your “lawyer on retainer” can’t do shit, especially since you’re the one who is posting all this shit publicly; all we’re doing is laughing at yet another cunt with an inflated ego and her pill popping loser boyfriend.
 
By the way Logan, we’ve done nothing illegal. Your “lawyer on retainer” can’t do shit, especially since you’re the one who is posting all this shit publicly; all we’re doing is laughing at yet another cunt with an inflated ego and her pill popping loser boyfriend.

I really hope she does get mummy and daddy's lawyer on the case.
 
More or less disgusting than bragging about fucking a married man whose wife and small child are in a shelter while mocking said wife on a public profile, Logan?

I also noticed that any comments bringing Lowtax up by name mysteriously disappear after a few hours. Strange!

I love this trope that always comes up with these tards, "I'm living rent free in your head REEEEEEE". I come here a few times a day for entertainment while you post on your personal Facebook about this shit all day.

I am TERRIFIED of Logan "my rotting vagina is full of a pill popping married 43 year old dad's cum" Day's parent's attorney. Even more so considering their attorney probably practices something totally inapplicable here like family law or something. Not that mocking a retard on the internet is illegal in any way.
 
Oh no, it's all been fake. Oh no, she got us. Oh no, she's bored of us. Oh no, maybe she realized that this can actually be used against her new beau in court. AND oh no, maybe she realized if anyone is stupid enough to hire her and they look up her name, they will find all of these posts! And she will be revealed for the disgusting, nub toothed, flappy skinned little homewrecker she is!
LMAO
lol, wonder what spooked her to embrace the puppet master defense? Either her adderall wore off or even Lowtax told her her super wacky shit posting will cause problems.
I'm sure it was totally worth it to own the Kiwi Farms by nuking anything resembling a professional reputation she sought to build. "I was only pretending to be a completely unreliable, insane, drug addled bag of venereal disease! Joke's on you!"

This is just her broadcasting her authentic self because that’s the key to success in marketing.

"Mommy and Daddy will save me."

Looks like the trust fund baby may be a little worried after all. I wonder why a desperately in debt Lowtax is interested in a wealthy, mentally ill clout-chaser? Hmmm. That's a tough one.

E: Also an interesting look into her psyche. All this bullying former spouses of her fuck buddy on facebook doesn't mean anything, because it's online!
And now the e-attorney on my daddy’s dime threats. Nice. Can we recycle Lowtax’s Leonard Crabs emails to respond to her dad’s legal muscle?
More or less disgusting than bragging about fucking a married man whose wife and small child are in a shelter while mocking said wife on a public profile, Logan?

I also noticed that any comments bringing Lowtax up by name mysteriously disappear after a few hours. Strange!
We have a winner! Finally she pulls out the KF murdering trans people reeeeeeeeing. Fantastic.

Anyone doubt Lowtax caving into to the Lady Dick stasi was heavily influenced by this daffy broad? I hope Lowtax has to start calling them his xirfriend.
 
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