Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

[Wy4M]

He'll probably walk her around the office with his fingers in her holes.
I added some pics but I don't know if they were already posted here. 973 pages is a lot to go through.

Fyi - Pic 3 & 4 were taken at GDC14
She can be seen for about 6 minutes in the Indie Soapbox Session.
Description of the event:

Ten different speakers will take the stage for six minutes each to present, inspire, discuss, theorize and rant about issues in and around independent game development. Attend this crowd favorite for a healthy dose of fresh perspectives and ideas.

Here you can see her as from 00:48, note that one of her front teeth almost always stays in the light while the other one rests in the shadow:

Indie Soapbox

Ten different speakers will take the stage for six minutes each to present, inspire, discuss, theorize and rant about issues in and around independent game development. Attend this crowd favorite for a healthy dose of fresh perspectives and ideas.

www.gdcvault.com

EDIT:
Oh crap, There is more:
How to Subversively Queer Your Work

So your eyes have been opened. Your consciousness raised. "I want to do better! I want to get queer ideas in my games!" The question is, how? If you're a designer, artist, writer or developer haunted by that question, this session is for you. Drawing on the expertise of game designers, writers, critics and scholars, we'll give you suggestions on how you can, in a number of small and easy ways, work LGBTQ characters and themes into your work. These simple steps may seem small now, but as players - queer or not - encounter them in your games, over time they will add up to gradual but important change.

How to Subversively Queer Your Work

So your eyes have been opened. Your consciousness raised.

www.gdcvault.com

GDC 2014 was on March 17-21 in Moscone Center - San Francisco. Note that GamerGate started somewhere beginning of August 2014 so these vids are 4-5 months before.

There are some vids. You can see them through this link:

GDC Vault

www.gdcvault.com

 

[thx1138]

Nobody is hiring her for her teeth

Just to make sure she keeps them out of the way.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Who the fuck doesn't understand that HR departments are a bunch of ghouls with no purpose but maximizing exploitation of employees and minimizing liability?

Most people don't think twice about HR because it just doesn't come up. For most people they're just the paper-pushers who assign your quarterly training and set up your tax withholding. A workplace has to be pretty far over on the "pozzed" spectrum for your average joe to have to actively worry about HR.

 

[AnOminous]

Nobody is hiring her for her teeth, so she was being practical in that respect at least.

The real money people in Hollywood whose dicks she would have wanted to suck for advancement aren't going to stick it into some nasty ass meth mouth. It's too late now but yet another poor choice by Chelsea.

Most people don't think twice about HR because it just doesn't come up. For most people they're just the paper-pushers who assign your quarterly training and set up your tax withholding. A workplace has to be pretty far over on the "pozzed" spectrum for your average joe to have to actively worry about HR.

Even in a non-pozzed company they can really fuck your shit up. I've never worked anywhere with such a department where they were not actively loathed by nearly everyone.

 

[I Love Beef]

Man, every time I look at Zoe Quinn, I'm beginning to see an evil version of my high school Algebra II teacher and Alex Mack rolled into one. Both of them hot and cute but mix in the Chemical WYT-TR3SH and suddenly IT LIVES.

And Human Relations? Well good luck with that Zoe, don't make anyone go killing themselves over their job. (Wait...)

 

[break these cuffs]

The real money people in Hollywood whose dicks she would have wanted to suck for advancement aren't going to stick it into some nasty ass meth mouth. It's too late now but yet another poor choice by Chelsea.

Those guys can casting couch waitresses way hotter than her every day of the week. Her only shot was her shitty book being some kind of hit that reignited controversy and made her a household name. I think she set her sights sufficiently low in this one. A pair of big jugs is perfect for seducing losers in geek industries. To be perfectly honest I don't think she thought that far ahead, she just saw the big titty goth gf meme and decided to get tits because she's a dumb whore.

 

[H3LLH4MM3R666]

Zoe actually had corporate job before over a decade ago. In her stripper blog she talked about her days as "hobo Locke" and she delivered pizzas but also had an office job. She lasted about two weeks before "quitting", complaining that some women were "stealing from my purse" and gossiping behind her back

Zoe can't mentally survive getting up for a 9AM job five days a week, and her social paranoia is off the charts. I give it a month before she starts diving into catty office politics and starts demanding people choose sides between her and whoever higher-ups she deems problematic.

You can already see the gears turning. She's appalled that HR managers are legally required to NOT ignore sexual harassment complains, so she'll start making the complaints and spreading rumors while demanding blood oaths of pseudo-secrechy

 

[Fannyscum]

I assume she's already trying to fuck her married superiors.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

She's appalled that HR managers are legally required to NOT ignore sexual harassment complains, so she'll start making the complaints and spreading rumors while demanding blood oaths of pseudo-secrechy

Does HR stand for Human Resources?

 

[Shield Breaker]

I give it a month before she starts diving into catty office politics and starts demanding people choose sides between her and whoever higher-ups she deems problematic.

A month? People like her can't last a week before they start stuff.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Between the trips to Japan and the recent reveal of her getting a corporate job, I'm doubling down on the idea that she has a job at some kind of translation/localization department, a publisher, or both.

It makes sense to me. A low effort and low skill job, with her latest fling doing any real work. Any work assigned to her will be overlooked by a team so it doesn't matter is she phones it in. It allows her to be "quirky" and "creative" while still collecting a paycheck. The translation industry in anime and games is infested with SJWs, so is book and comic publishing last I checked. She gets to tag along on business trips to Japan. She's at part of the company largely outside of direct supervision from the owners, but is still an "official" employee that requires orientation.

And the only leap I have to make is assume some soyboy or land whale was desperate enough to give her a job in exchange for sex.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

And the only leap I have to make is assume some soyboy or land whale was desperate enough to give her a job in exchange for sex.

In the decade I've been going there, there's been such a increase in scummy disrespectful white beta males and danger hair leg beard women just festering in large cities it's... frankly embarassing to be American and have people think you might be with them.

If she did secure such a job and if I was a betting man, I'd put my cash on someone like Ben Judd.

He got #metoo'd recently and is notorious over in the Kansai area for just putting women in positions so he can fuck them while holding their livelyhoods hostage. It's not like he has a track record of either smart ideas or even decent taste in his victims (that Mighty No. 9 lady was one of his marks) so I could see him thinking he's got some easy pussy with Quinn.

But a part of me thinks she's just lying since what else is new.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

demanding blood oaths of pseudo-secrechy

Is this a portmanteau of 'secrecy' and 'screechy'? Because if so, I kind of like it.

 

[Haramburger]

Trust a useless whore like Chelsea to blow ten grand on slutty fake tits instead of spending half that to fix her teeth not to look like fucking white trash.

I laughed because she did buy into Invisalign and had that 2017 dental emergency. She even had tooth pains interrupting one of her GDCs if I remember right. Thousands of dollars flushed and her mouth is still a negative talking point.

 

[MediocreMilt]

She even had tooth pains interrupting one of her GDCs if I remember right. Thousands of dollars flushed and her mouth is still a negative talking point.

I mean that's not necessarily Invisalign's fault.

It's entirely plausible that she had a herpetic sore at the gumline.

 

[Pargon]

Thousands of dollars flushed and her mouth is still a negative talking point.

Oh the irony, when her mouth is the only part of her sought after in any capacity.

 

[AnOminous]

I laughed because she did buy into Invisalign and had that 2017 dental emergency. She even had tooth pains interrupting one of her GDCs if I remember right. Thousands of dollars flushed and her mouth is still a negative talking point.

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Apparently you need some discipline to use that shit correctly, and have to do a number of things for it to work, or it can actually make shit worse. Guess what the odds are of this useless whore actually keeping them in 22 hours a day, brushing after every blowjob, and otherwise keeping up the regimen. She also probably had dick in her mouth too many hours a day to keep them in 22 hours a day.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

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Woah, it's hard to imagine how much jizz has hit those teeth over the years.

 

[Ken Burns' Flask]

From an accounting or legal perspective, I think you could argue bookstores come close to operating on something approaching a consignment basis. Publishers extend credit to bookstores, meaning the retailers lay out no shekels to get inventory. Bookstores then have an "unlimited right of return" WRT unsold inventory, meaning if nobody buys it, it gets sent back. Seems to me the de jure effect of all this is that all the risk of the ownership of inventory is in the hands of the publishers, not the bookstores. This practice was put in place in the USA during the Great Depression and has been with us since. They've tried to change it, (note that the link is from 200 but bookselling is such an unprofitable business that it would effectively kill most bookstores selling new books. To make them actually own their inventory, yes. So nothing has changed, and I doubt ever shall.

Spoiler: irrelevant caffeinated sperging

As an aside, Thor Power Tool Co. v. Commissioner is a weird court case that whacked US publishers probably harder than any other group. Essentially, no inventory write-downs for tax purposes of salable inventory, meaning any copies of (say) the five or six books "authored" by intellectual powerhouse Snookie still on hand have to be carried at cost, even though at this point ain't nobody gonna buy them. Meaning publishers are much quicker to destroy unsold inventory or maybe sell it for pennies on the dollar to the Ollie's of the world than they were before this case. Also making it harder to order out of print books from bookstores, but there you have it.

Also, I've seen it claimed that Bill Clinton's recycled paper executive order killed the midlist and stuff like spinner racks with paperbacks in convenience stores. Not really sure I follow the logic here, but that's what some authors of a right wing bent claim. Apparently stuff like cheap Romance or Detective novels almost doubled in price once this took effect, or so these people claim. Possibly the only paper publishers could get was recycled, dunno.

Late reply, I know, but I wanted to add that the Thor Power Tool Co. case created a nice (if somewhat stagnant) cottage industry of remainder book sellers. there was a point where publishers would have unsold inventory "fall off the back of the truck" and sell them in to those retailers via a grey market (no really, they literally would sell them in a warehouse by the docks at night.) A few industrious individuals started reaching out to these publishers before scrapping their inventory, and ended up legitimizing the remainder industry. The funny thing about this: a ton of bookstores buy from these companies to replenish stock of titles that the publisher doesn't have in print or to fill up their clearance racks. More than half of that clearance section in your local B&N is most likely inventory bought from a remainder company.

 

[AnitaSarsleezian]

Late reply, I know, but I wanted to add that the Thor Power Tool Co. case created a nice (if somewhat stagnant) cottage industry of remainder book sellers. there was a point where publishers would have unsold inventory "fall off the back of the truck" and sell them in to those retailers via a grey market (no really, they literally would sell them in a warehouse by the docks at night.) A few industrious individuals started reaching out to these publishers before scrapping their inventory, and ended up legitimizing the remainder industry. The funny thing about this: a ton of bookstores buy from these companies to replenish stock of titles that the publisher doesn't have in print or to fill up their clearance racks. More than half of that clearance section in your local B&N is most likely inventory bought from a remainder company.

What about when in the books it says some shit about the cover being ripped off and if you bought a book that had the cover ripped off, then it was reported as unsold and the publisher not paid and how you just bought a book illegally or some shit? Does that play into this at all?