Eleanor Amaranth Lockhart / Luke Emory Armstrong Lockhart / BootlegGirl / Something Ellie / kushielsscion - Ex-communications professor, Amy Lee fan, wannabe game dev, excessive tweeter, inverse Pol Pot, has harassed an indie dev for over a year, "victim of Bernie bros"

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francesco said:
This implies he's hit the 2400 limit in the past-several times. Let's say he sleeps six hours a day. That's 133 tweets per hour. More than two tweets per minute. Even on his average day, he still tweets 14 times per hour.
I hear they have rehab for neet computer addicts in glorious Nippon so maybe he could benefit from the move after all.
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IDK, he strikes me as someone who’s pretty sleep deprived as a matter of course. He might sleep less than that. don’t get how you could even hit 2400, unless you were a bot.
 
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IDK, he strikes me as someone who’s pretty sleep deprived as a matter of course. He might sleep less than that. don’t get how you could even hit 2400, unless you were a bot.
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Even at four hours a day, that's still 120 tweets per hour/two tweets per minute. And keep in mind that he hit the limit, which means there was more he wanted to tweet.
To be fair, Luke has the annoying habit of retweeting every single tweet from a discussion he agrees with. Twitter counts those the same as your own tweets which is probably how he reaches those insane numbers.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
IDK, he strikes me as someone who’s pretty sleep deprived as a matter of course. He might sleep less than that. don’t get how you could even hit 2400, unless you were a bot.
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He re-tweets an epic fuckton of stuff, and that makes up the bulk of his tweets. Sure, he goes off on long, whiny, multi-tweet threads on occasion, but at least 85% of his Twitter feed is other people's material, pretty much shared into the void because he has scarcely any friends.

It's as if he has no idea that he can simply "like" a tweet without sharing it, and given that most of the tweets he shares aren't all that interesting, maybe that's actually the case. He's proven himself remarkably stupid about very basic things over and over again, so why not this one?
 
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Angry New Ager said:
He re-tweets an epic fuckton of stuff, and that makes up the bulk of his tweets. Sure, he goes off on long, whiny, multi-tweet threads on occasion, but at least 85% of his Twitter feed is other people's material, pretty much shared into the void because he has scarcely any friends.

It's as if he has no idea that he can simply "like" a tweet without sharing it, and given that most of the tweets he shares aren't all that interesting, maybe that's actually the case. He's proven himself remarkably stupid about very basic things over and over again, so why not this one?
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I love the irony of a communications PhD not actually knowing how to use a major communications platform that he spends his whole life on. This is now canon.
 
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Luke trying to work as an editor and sensitivity reader is amusing. Sensitivity readers are the SJW equivalent of the old mafia protection rackets.

Nice book ya got there, be a real shame if some angry mobs ruined it and your career. Luckily I can makes sure none of my friends, I mean angry mobs, get offended for a very reasonable fee.

But Luke has proven himself to be a totally unsuitable SJW protection racket operator. His entire history shows someone better at offending and pissing off a broad range of lefties. Him offering “services” on how not offend people is like Manson offering family therapy sessions.
 
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francesco said:
Luke livestreamed on periscope for four minutes and the result looks like it belongs in a low-budget horror. Seeing his face in motion, hearing his voice... it's really something.
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Is he live-streaming from under the covers of his bed at mom’s house...and saying Star Wars an anime are good? Is he live-streaming a psychotic age regression?

Shit is creepy as fuck. He looks like Jigsaw before he dawned the killer clown facepaint.

See this guy Japan! Hire him to teach your youth English ASAP.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Is he live-streaming from under the covers of his bed at mom’s house...and saying Star Wars an anime are good? Is he live-streaming a psychotic age regression?

Shit is creepy as fuck. He looks like Jigsaw before he dawned the killer clown facepaint.

See this guy Japan! Hire him to teach your youth English ASAP.
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holy fuck you are spot-on with the jigsaw reference!

this is one of the creepiest things i've seen on this site. it's so quietly uncomfortable.
 
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What the hell is with his breathing? Did one of his surgeons leave a hand towel in his trachea or something?
 
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Hiding under a blanket from his terrifying cat.

Well, it's an 18-year-old cat that used to live outside.

But Luke, Jake Alley can attest that that that cat is the guardian of your life and will prevent you from dropping a toaster into your bath water on any night when you've decided your life is toast!
 
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Did he hit his tweet limit and was forced into making these videos instead?

Speaking of which, he's going to do 600K this weekend for sure. Saturday looks very likely. Does Scott Benson have one of those things where you can give him $5 to wish someone a happy birthday or congratulations or something?
 
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Bootleg has blessed us with another short display of the dadaist masterpiece that is his face
















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This is such a perfect snapshot of Luke descending into Jake Alley levels of social isolation. His world consists of the space under his covers and Twitter. His psyche is so fragile that he can't stand to be out of his bubble of woke nerd shit for more than a minute.
 
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This is such a perfect snapshot of Luke descending into Jake Alley levels of social isolation. His world consists of the space under his covers and Twitter. His psyche is so fragile that he can't stand to be out of his bubble of woke nerd shit for more than a minute.
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Thank goodness he’s not planning on going to a different continent with a wildly different culture, then.
 
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Does anyone know what this is about? I'm guessing the YouTube ˝Lady˝ is on Contrapoints and their recent #cancelling for dismissing the non-binary crowd ( Is Luke enbyphobic truscum!?). I've got no idea what the Attack Helicopter story could be.

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Something about a D&D forum he was banned from or whatever

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Teaching Spanish is racist because Luke didn't get to learn Nipponese in high school
 
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