Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

Well aside from the serious freudian slip going on with 'his sister fucking hat' he seems to think the stock market being high is some kind of inbred hick redneck trailer park thing....and something to do with being pissed on....I have no idea. and that retarded laugh makes him sound like hes about to go completely nuts

Well, Alert The Trailer Parks

#FuckTrump

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Bizarre rant about 'cream corn fans' and how 'they don't even put it in the microwave in a bowl they just take out a toothpick and go fishing'

The fuck? Who the fuck microwaves a can of creamed corn?!

Half This Country

#Instagram: @lucaswerner79

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Sounds like he is getting more incoherent about his daily thoughts if these videos are any indication

 

[HexNinja]

"If these women cannot be scienced on to my dick, they do not exist" pure baffles me at the amount of effort this creep puts into his sexual arrogance. His sexting abilities literally make me want to go watch Euphoria on some virus-filled website considering that that would provide more sanity than this guy's pitiful inability to talk about anything other than the repetitive old man jack-off talk. The fact that he involves the morning after pill into his desperate attempt at sex just shows to prove that all he sees is un-impregnated pussy. Feels like some one needs to take one for the team and "catfish" this freak and then happily cut his cock off and shove it up his ass.

 

[Quiet Dignity]

Hahaha, that's marvellous. There's an entire negative image bizarro world in his head! I enjoy these little departures from the usual handful of themes where you can really see, hear and smell his methane swamp brain bubbling hotly away.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Hahaha, that's marvellous. There's an entire negative image bizarro world in his head! I enjoy these little departures from the usual handful of themes where you can really see, hear and smell his methane swamp brain bubbling hotly away.

It should be a random.txt

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

More Facebook screeching

*Bane voice* The anger rises...

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Binary-brained Lucas faceplants over the notion that there's no good and evil political parties, and that a bizarrely niche view should be the primary focus of everybody voting for a large party that by intent is supposed to encompass a general range of views.

As usual Lucas pretends that homelessness is caused by people not giving all their money to homeless people, and not by them being addicts, mentally ill or lazy. Give Lucas a thousand dollars and he won't pay his own way to rent a flat for a few months while he finds a job, he will spend it on booze or pestering teenage girls into dating him for money, because the gibs have eroded his already weak integrity.

 

[Rogowski]

I kinda want Bernie to win so we can all watch Lucas melt down when it doesn’t magically science a woman onto his dick.

 

[Da Dude123]

And he is still a poor ragman living in a flophouse with a shared bathroom.

I kinda want Bernie to win so we can all watch Lucas melt down when it doesn’t magically science a woman onto his dick.

 

[Agoraphobic Bullshit]

More Facebook screeching

His schizophrenic lack of self awareness amazes me when he talks about hating women being afraid. Lucas doesn't understand that most of us aren't afraid of guys who behave normally, bathe, don't want to rape 16 year olds, etc. We aren't afraid of a random dude at the bus stop listening to his podcast who asks if we know the schedule. It's the stinking loon in batman pajamas who talks to himself about raping kids that we worry about.

 

[Rogowski]

More FB rants

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

He comes close to admitting to who he really is - that he'll lie or change his claimed core values if it gets him laid. Some of those posts are very close to "I'll convert to Christianity if I can have sex". I don't think he even realises he's giving off this impression, he's too busy pretending that his 'depressed' feelings are anything other than fumbling attempts at manipulation.

I don't think he's ever been able to justify his view of the homeless as being lower/more pitiable than him, vs. him taking free potential accommodation that they could be living in and making better use of. He's a spoiled brat who cares about them when it suits him to feel morally righteous from his privileged position of being paid and housed, and still whining for more. If some homeless people are improving themselves enough to get girlfriends/work their way out of their situation, what a waste of taxpayer support Lucas has been.

If he feels so terrible after his deep narc dives into refusing to believe he is anything other than a walking god who has has nothing to improve (that can't be solved by more gibs), many people would wake up and realise that it is themselves who are the problem and not the rest of the world. Lucas, though...

 

[Wernology]

It's the stinking loon in batman pajamas who talks to himself about raping kids that we worry about.

It's probably because it's incredibly late where I am but for some reason that line reminded me of this goddamned nonsense.

Ah, the days before the likely C&D he got when he was still convinced that Dan Eisenberg would back him up.

Still haven't heard anyone else get out of breath trying to rap while probably sitting down.

 

[HexNinja]

I guarantee that once that pitiful day comes and he finally gets laid, he'll realize how much he over estimated that "euphoric" feeling and proceed to have a mental breakdown. He'll probably end up blaming it on the poor girl since he has such an arrogant attitude.

 

[Free the Pedos]

It's probably because it's incredibly late where I am but for some reason that line reminded me of this goddamned nonsense.

Ah, the days before the likely C&D he got when he was still convinced that Dan Eisenberg would back him up.

Still haven't heard anyone else get out of breath trying to rap while probably sitting down.

Was this meant to be a rap or was it a brain misfire due to his schizophrenia? (Seriously.)

 

[WonderWino]

More FB rants

What the fuck is it with him and cream corn the last couple days?! I know hes fucked in the head but still, even for a schitzo its a weird thing to fixate on. Especially while ranting about women

Also i'd say this going to church thing is some kind of last desperate grasping at straws to try to 'get god' to give him a woman, seeing as sciencing a woman onto his dick isn't working and neither is anything else. Now hes literally looking for a miracle. The irony being he's an atheist and even if he weren't he still clearly would hate said god cause of his life being how it is, so in the end he's literally trying to use god like he uses everyone else, for his own benefit

Shows how much of a narcissist he is that his thought process is 'if god exists I can manipulate and use him to get what I want' thats a hell of an ego and ocean of narcissism he's showing right there when you think about it

He comes close to admitting to who he really is - that he'll lie or change his claimed core values if it gets him laid. Some of those posts are very close to "I'll convert to Christianity if I can have sex". I don't think he even realises he's giving off this impression, he's too busy pretending that his 'depressed' feelings are anything other than fumbling attempts at manipulation.

Exactly. Like I said, he's a manipulator and anything is fair game as far as he is concerned if it benefits him. The ends justify the means even if it means violating something he claims to believe. Its all about lucas. Just like most predators

I guarantee that once that pitiful day comes and he finally gets laid, he'll realize how much he over estimated that "euphoric" feeling and proceed to have a mental breakdown. He'll probably end up blaming it on the poor girl since he has such an arrogant attitude.

I would agree with that except he's never getting laid unless he drugs/rapes/kidnaps some teen girl. Not that I don't fully expect him to get desperate enough to try at some point. Assuming the beetus doesn't rot his legs off him and confine him to a wheelchair first

Was this meant to be a rap or was it a brain misfire due to his schizophrenia? (Seriously.)

It was the crazy talking. it wasn't meant to be a rap

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

It's probably because it's incredibly late where I am but for some reason that line reminded me of this goddamned nonsense.

Ah, the days before the likely C&D he got when he was still convinced that Dan Eisenberg would back him up.

Still haven't heard anyone else get out of breath trying to rap while probably sitting down.

Figured it was just the pedo creep trying to cope with being called out by Chris Hansen and his schizo/autistic brain having a brief meltdown hence him repeating himself multiple times. "Everything you have against me is a photoshop" Even though its either shit Lucas himself posted or from people who have met the incel in person lol

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I guarantee that once that pitiful day comes and he finally gets laid, he'll realize how much he over estimated that "euphoric" feeling and proceed to have a mental breakdown. He'll probably end up blaming it on the poor girl since he has such an arrogant attitude.

That euphoric feeling lasts for around a week for a ~40 year old virgin, and then it all comes crashing down that you focused so much on a smelly hole that deep down you still know you're not worthy of. Lucas would definitely change for the better, though. Just because he'd eventually think about women far less.

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

That euphoric feeling lasts for around a week for a ~40 year old virgin, and then it all comes crashing down that you focused so much on a smelly hole that deep down you still know you're not worthy of. Lucas would definitely change for the better, though. Just because he'd eventually think about women far less.

He'd probably convince himself he needs to go younger for some new pseudoscience, either way at this point the only way he's getting laid is by rape

 

[wenttobermuda]

Was this meant to be a rap or was it a brain misfire due to his schizophrenia? (Seriously.)

It's too precious. It's schizo as hell, but it's meant to be a rap, complete with a childish cadence.

Lucas has bars, and magical old man sperm! Behold the fire he spits:

"AGEPHOBE, CLASSIST, FEEL THE BERN, YOU'RE AWARE YOU'RE A BIGOT! (wheezes, short on breath) FATHERS UNDER 40 WILL GIVE YOUR CHILDREN TELOMERE ATTRITION! (repeat ad nauseam until nearly passing out from the strain)"

This is the fruit of his creativity, his obsessions, an amazing glimpse into the way his mind works.

Between this and his "Right Now!" bit he has a growing body of god awful flows.

 

[WonderWino]

It's too precious. It's schizo as hell, but it's meant to be a rap, complete with a childish cadence.

Lucas has bars, and magical old man sperm! Behold the fire he spits:

"AGEPHOBE, CLASSIST, FEEL THE BERN, YOU'RE AWARE YOU'RE A BIGOT! (wheezes, short on breath) FATHERS UNDER 40 WILL GIVE YOUR CHILDREN TELOMERE ATTRITION! (repeat ad nauseam until nearly passing out from the strain)"

This is the fruit of his creativity, his obsessions, an amazing glimpse into the way his mind works.

Between this and his "Right Now!" bit he has a growing body of god awful flows.

You left out the best rap he did: the 'your savior is a socialist! i'm a socialist!' rant