Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Back me up!]

God I love two for one threads that have surprise guest appearances.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

More or less disgusting than bragging about fucking a married man whose wife and small child are in a shelter while mocking said wife on a public profile, Logan?

I also noticed that any comments bringing Lowtax up by name mysteriously disappear after a few hours. Strange!

Nice soshul spearmint, Logan. Teens from 2005 send kudos.

Ugh, I vote we ignore this dumb gross girl until one of these three inevitable outcomes occurs:

--Lowtax leaves her for an even grosser, mentally disturbed woman, probably one with a better trust fund yield.

--She reaches out to Maplewife for help getting away from him.

--Lowtax dies atop her from the effort needed to misfire after two minutes and she live Tweets the paramedics hauling his carcass away, blaming us the entire time for his death.

Only those three because the fourth option - stop being a dumbass and behave like a person with common sense and the capacity to predict current outcomes from past behavior - will never happen.

So unless she wants to make an account and come over here and explain in depth why we are responsible for making all the transwomen set themselves on fire or why Lowtax is really the best possible choice as her boyfriend, I'm gonna reserve my energy for laughing at our dear battery-licker.

(For fuck's sake, how do you look in the eyes a man who licked a battery covered in peanut butter for money? Especially during sex? Have some pride, Logan, since shame seems completely foreign to you.)

 

[Antisocial Justice Wario]

--Lowtax dies atop her from the effort needed to misfire after two minutes and she live Tweets the paramedics hauling his carcass away, blaming us the entire time for his death.

Hope it's this one

 

[forums poster wow]

she's trying to clout chase by being the mistress of a guy who's claim to fame is "used to be an eceleb 15 years ago," at least she is realistic about her market value get it girl!!!!!!!!

i have a feeling this is a case of, seeks negative attention to maintain self-reinforced victim complex.

 

[Coolio55]

LMAO. Even she's making fun of the barneys.

 

[break these cuffs]

Nice soshul spearmint, Logan. Teens from 2005 send kudos.

Ugh, I vote we ignore this dumb gross girl until one of these three inevitable outcomes occurs:

--Lowtax leaves her for an even grosser, mentally disturbed woman, probably one with a better trust fund yield.

--She reaches out to Maplewife for help getting away from him.

--Lowtax dies atop her from the effort needed to misfire after two minutes and she live Tweets the paramedics hauling his carcass away, blaming us the entire time for his death.

Only those three because the fourth option - stop being a dumbass and behave like a person with common sense and the capacity to predict current outcomes from past behavior - will never happen.

So unless she wants to make an account and come over here and explain in depth why we are responsible for making all the transwomen set themselves on fire or why Lowtax is really the best possible choice as her boyfriend, I'm gonna reserve my energy for laughing at our dear battery-licker.

(For fuck's sake, how do you look in the eyes a man who licked a battery covered in peanut butter for money? Especially during sex? Have some pride, Logan, since shame seems completely foreign to you.)

Lol no. She's a literal broke brain crazy person who spergs on social media. Logan needs to be laughed at. BPD sufferers may not be as obviously crazy as someone with schizophrenia, RIP King Terry, but they're so fucked many clinicians refuse to treat them because they either won't try or can't get better. The clinicians themselves often wind up enabling their attention whoring and other manipulations. Logan is compelled to manufacture drama and she's attached to loltax like a limpet mine. I'm sure he thinks it's great now because they're like the pedowood lie of the manic pixie dream girl manifest while they're getting their hooks into you. It will all go to shit. Maybe when Logan gets ahold of lowtax's second phone that he uses to talk to his side bitches. She reads the thread and already knows there are others.

But, they don't mean anything to me baby. I was just flirting until we were serious. I'd never cheat on you like I did to my current wife.

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LMAO. Even she's making fun of the barneys.

She's a woke sperg who tried to make it in LA. I would bet that is a genuine post to try and get woke cred. She might even be a true believer.

 

[GoofTroop70]

Lowtax is drunk as fuck livestreaming and guess who made an appearance.

So, how about denying that affair now Lowtax? What's that about not drinking anymore?

 

[Trip Chesterton III]

Lowtax is drunk as fuck livestreaming and guess who made an appearance.

So, how about denying that affair now Lowtax? What's that about not drinking anymore?

Personally, I can't wait until 5 years from now when they are getting divorced.

Can you imagine what kind of crazy forum drama will be taking over the gay dead forum then? Probably something that wasn't even invented yet

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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LMAO. Even she's making fun of the barneys.

Nope, she’d never dare mock the troons. She’s totally serious about this shit and very proud of her gotta catcha’em all mental Dx - it’s what makes her so unique and special.

Lowtax better be getting Logan’s pronouns right or there will hell to pay on the forums.

Lowtax is drunk as fuck livestreaming and guess who made an appearance.

So, how about denying that affair now Lowtax? What's that about not drinking anymore?

It’s amazing how utterly desperate she is for public recognition of being Lowtax’s side piece.

So when will Logan get her admin privileges on SA to make sucking Lowtax’s broke dick worth it all? Funny because mods don’t even have to be nice to Lowtax anymore to keep there star, much less suck the old fat man’s cock.

I wonder what her screen name is and if she will just get a new one when she can finally flaunt her fucking the “webmaster” status on the forums.

 

[Katy Perry Mason]

Nope, she’d never dare mock the troons. She’s totally serious about this shit and very proud of her gotta catcha’em all mental Dx - it’s what makes her so unique and special.

Lowtax better be getting Logan’s pronouns right or there will hell to pay on the forums.


It’s amazing how utterly desperate she is for public recognition of being Lowtax’s side piece.

So when will Logan get her admin privileges on SA to make sucking Lowtax’s broke dick worth it all? Funny because mods don’t even have to be nice to Lowtax anymore to keep there star, much less suck the old fat man’s cock.

I wonder what her screen name is and if she will just get a new one when she can finally flaunt her fucking the “webmaster” status on the forums.

Do you think she might already be a poster on SA? Her dumbass tweets are typical of the unfunny attention whores you see on there.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Do you think she might already be a poster on SA? Her dumbass tweets are typical of the unfunny attention whores you see on there.

I’m sure she has an account on there. The only way she’d know about Lowtax is via the forums, he’s not well known enough anywhere else to pick up a desperate e-groupie.

If Lowtax actually posted more we’d probably be able to figure out her account because she can’t resist trying to banter with him and bask in his attention.

I’d bet she has a 2016/17 reg date. If she keeps fucking Lowtax she’s going to insist on being publicly recognized as his GF on the forums and probably a mod star. I’m sure he will give her a brand new account to keep her cringey embarrassing post history from being dug up. Her FB posting has been bad enough for him.

 

[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

Lowtax is just going to fuck this up like he fucked up every single one of his past relationships, both through his own insufferable bullshit and the fact that he largely seems to only go after women with severe issues of their own. Hopefully he's at least smart enough to not marry this one, I'm not sure the old Patreon can support three separate alimonies.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

This Logan character is the queen of bad optics and will quickly lose her support network being so brazen about breaking up a family and all for Lowtax of all people

“Mwammy and Dwaddy have a lawyer”

Oh please please please make them shell out for some C&D letters to Null. You will find lawyers have a nasty habit of dropping dox when sending emails.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Remember when Lowtax was here shitting on the insane bitch Schmorky was dating? Now he has his own crazy, drug addicted skank who can show up here in a few years (realistically, months) to expose all of his crap when their relationship turns sour.

 

[Baggywrinkle]

He sure looks broken up about not seeing his kid. looks like the other kids haven’t been coming around either. What a dirtbag.

 

[GoofTroop70]

He sure looks broken up about not seeing his kid. looks like the other kids haven’t been coming around either. What a dirtbag.

I can't forsee the eldest wanting anything to do with him after those texts he sent her considering how he denied the affair while being an abusive prick in them and now, here that same woman is in her home.

E: Lowtax "Wah! My evil ex alienated my kids from me and it's definitely not because of my bad decisions like fucking this cokehead while I'm still married! It's a conspiracy!"

Tax, what's it like knowing your only relevancy now is being known for trading in three kids from two marriages for an unmedicated bipolar slut who will get tired of your old lumpy body as soon as your dick stop working again and you'll be left broke and alone with no one who gives a solitary shit about you?

 

[Sabrina]

Her FB posting has been bad enough for him.

You're giving him way too much credit. He's still posting retarded shit that will hurt his case and leaving it up in between pages of ZANY and he's also heart reacting and commenting on all of her posts. He's an addict so they're around the same mental age, say 17. Both of them think this is ok and fine behavior and there will be no consequences. Goons quit telling him to stop posting and get a lawyer weeks back because he was blowing up into little bitchfits about it and possibly removed some from his friend list so they can't comment (haven't checked but I wouldn't put it past him). He's not advising Logan to post or not post anything.

He sure looks broken up about not seeing his kid. looks like the other kids haven’t been coming around either. What a dirtbag.

Oh don't worry he's also talking to that exact same girl on the side.

 

[Anime is Blood]

Personally, I can't wait until 5 years from now when they are getting divorced.

Can you imagine what kind of crazy forum drama will be taking over the gay dead forum then? Probably something that wasn't even invented yet

Calling it now. Transracials.

They already have prominent posters claiming to be black women when they are bearded white linebackers but it will probably metastasize into an actual movement.

 

[repentance]

I hope for Lowtax's sake that Logan isn't the only thot on his radar who has a trust fund.

 

[forums poster wow]

Lowtax is drunk as fuck livestreaming and guess who made an appearance.

So, how about denying that affair now Lowtax? What's that about not drinking anymore?

can't tell if his legal strategy is to get taken to the cleaners,
or to be so over-the-top that he can claim it was all a puppetmaster method acting performance art thing