🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Perspicacity]

Ethan Ralph on Twitter

“I just got robbed lmao. All they got was my phone and cards tho. Show might be delayed or even cancelled.”

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Wonder if he was trying to buy drugs

"Got robbed while trying to buy some pills to celebrate the weekend, I was drunk and stumbling so I made an easy mark. Police can't know cause they were my dealers, don't want PO to find out."

 

[Mr. Pestilence]

Ethan Ralph on Twitter

“I just got robbed lmao. All they got was my phone and cards tho. Show might be delayed or even cancelled.”

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Zoom visit Ralph again?

 

[Crystal Golem]

Hah so I'm sitting here wondering if he just didn't do this cause he had nothing to talk about then Bibble goes "The lengths you'll go for content".

 

[Liber Pater]

"Got robbed while trying to buy some pills to celebrate the weekend, I was drunk and stumbling so I made an easy mark. Police can't know cause they were my dealers, don't want PO to find out."

He of all people should know to never relax. Ironic.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Ralph's a soft target, fat, short when you see him in pictures his arms and legs are skinny compared to his gut, guy doesn't stay in decent shape. No wonder he would be the type of person to get robbed. Muggers look for weak marks and Ralph fits the bill.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

My Dad just killed himself and my brother got sucked into a jet engine lmfao. Show will probly be late or cancelled.

 

[The Real SVP]

People who give in to criminals are worse for society than criminals themselves.

 

[Superman93]

It's not a sports show. It might have a little bit of sports content here and there, some wrestling & MMA once in awhile, maybe (like this Saturday with McGregor). But movies, TV, and video games would be more likely to be discussed than sports.

Good thing. You’re too fat and grotesquely out of shape to talk about sports anyhow. Your fatass would get a work out just trying to think of what to say.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

My god this a complete learning experience for autistics. Here are some pointers just for you Ethan & Flamenco. If he can stop revenge rating for 2 seconds.

Spoiler: Save null some bandwith

1:45:19Ethan starts to tell the story, about the blowjob. A face equally parts disgusted and amused. Leinging towards feigning disgust.

This means that your heading towards thin ice and that you should proably turn back.
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1:45:36 : why the fuck is he telling me this shit?

You have gone waaaay to far this is now a disaster.
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1:45:45 Wtf is going on anymore
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1:45:50 Good he just wont shut the fuck up wont he

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1:46:08 Good god he just keeps going and going


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1:46:18 What am i doing on this show? Where did i do a wrong turn in this life
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Shitty oc content for a shitty thread
IBS right now according to a man that has the highground.
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Those neutrals make me feel uncomfortable, hope we never see them again.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ethan Ralph on Twitter

“I just got robbed lmao. All they got was my phone and cards tho. Show might be delayed or even cancelled.”

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What's the colour of the criminal?
I'm guessing it's the ones that don't do 42% of violent crimes.

Ralph got his phone back. Judging on how stupid the criminals are, I'm guessing it's some nog.
(https://archive.is/wip/YA5sk)

I too think this form is hilarious. They missed the silhouette of a dildo, a very popular weapon wielded by the likes of ANTIFA.

Someone filled the form out for Ralph. I'd say it's spot on.
He missed a witness, the gunt saw the criminal too.

Spoiler: Unrelated

Unrelated by funny too.

Criminal identified as @Unog

 

[UnKillFill]

Good thing. You’re too fat and grotesquely out of shape to talk about sports anyhow. Your fatass would get a work out just trying to think of what to say.

You say that like it's a *bad* thing he isn't doing a show about sportsball.

 

[Superman93]

You say that like it's a *bad* thing he isn't doing a show about sportsball.

No, but he's fat.

 

[UnKillFill]

No, but he's fat.

Well I can't argue with facts.

 

[Lord Akira]

People who give in to criminals are worse for society than criminals themselves.

To be fair, there isn't really much of an alternative for an obese dwarf that cannot legally possess a firearm, it's either give them what they want or get shot/stabbed/etc..

 

[Rausch]

Good job to whoever it was in the chat that asked Ralph if he was still holding his Subway sandwich when the po-lice showed up.

Judging on how stupid the criminals are, I'm guessing it's some nog.

Ralph confirmed on the stream that it was two black men. On a related note, I have to say that Bibble is an incredibly good sport when it comes to the Killstream's race banter. To be fair to Ralph, he does know how to talk to black people without it being pure cringe but the same cannot be said of at least some of the other people who have been involved in the production.

Ralph also gets animated about the Yemeni store owners who don't give a shit about him having just been mugged despite the thousand times he has been to their store before. Believable premise and if he's faking it, he acted it very well. By the way, if anyone still needed a reason to not support a certain type of convenience/fast-food store, then I don't know what to say to you.

"Got robbed while trying to buy some pills to celebrate the weekend, I was drunk and stumbling so I made an easy mark. Police can't know cause they were my dealers, don't want PO to find out."

Another solid hypothesis but to be fair to Ralph again, if we accept his timeline and impose stumbling-drunk-at-the-time-of-robbery upon it, then the man has impressive recovery skills.

 

[Saint Regret]

Well I'm the glad the thread got funny again.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Ralph and Coach are fighting again

Ethan Ralph on Twitter

“I thought you were a millionaire? https://t.co/06Mp2iHEz1”

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Gonzalo Lira on Twitter

“You accumulate dollars by watching your pennies. You would know that if you didn’t spend all your money on booze, Gunt. Christ, you’re so broke that you have to dumpster-dive for half eaten cheeseburgers! https://t.co/ROSzLmv1ty”

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter

“You're gonna burn in hell for eternity for having your child aborted. I win, always! https://t.co/xj6ZntFkvi”

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Gonzalo Lira on Twitter

“I can’t prove a negative: I can’t prove that I never told him any such thing, as he claims, and I can’t prove that he’s lying. But I CAN prove that Ethan Ralph ate a cheeseburger he fished out of a gas station trashcan. I can prove it because it was filmed. #TheGuntGottaEat...

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[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

Get CRP on the show Ralph. I might actually watch it for the first time in 9 months.

 

[Shady Attorney]

Ralph and Coach are fighting again
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter

“I thought you were a millionaire? https://t.co/06Mp2iHEz1”

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http://archive.li/sJXtp

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Gonzalo Lira on Twitter

“You accumulate dollars by watching your pennies. You would know that if you didn’t spend all your money on booze, Gunt. Christ, you’re so broke that you have to dumpster-dive for half eaten cheeseburgers! https://t.co/ROSzLmv1ty”

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http://archive.li/xXgwS

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter

“You're gonna burn in hell for eternity for having your child aborted. I win, always! https://t.co/xj6ZntFkvi”

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Gonzalo Lira on Twitter

“I can’t prove a negative: I can’t prove that I never told him any such thing, as he claims, and I can’t prove that he’s lying. But I CAN prove that Ethan Ralph ate a cheeseburger he fished out of a gas station trashcan. I can prove it because it was filmed. #TheGuntGottaEat...

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Fake outrage for a dying show. Not interested

 

[Lord Akira]

Fake outrage for a dying show. Not interested

As much as it pains me to say this (and it does as a former A-log terrorist), Ralph's appearance on the Dick Show showed up in my recommended on youtube, and I have to say, it was actually pretty entertaining for what it was, but it goes to also show that Ralph is not cut out to host a show. If I had any advice to give (not that @theralph would take it), it's time to abort the retort and see if Dick and Sean need a third if you want 2020 to be "your year".