Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Throw her ass in jail

For real.
Maybe meeting some women with ACTUAL reasons to feel bad about themselves will be enough of a kick in the ass. Maybe being forced to actually follow rules and do shit instead of languishing all day and mooching off of others will jumpstart something in that doped up brain. Maybe forced separation from Junji Ito will make those BPD manic attachment feelings fade.

Or maybe she'd just get stabbed for stealing someone's cellmade eyeliner, uwu

 

[heavycream]

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I've never seen a more soulless pair of 'human' eyes, and I've worked in a neurosurgical ward.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

lmao at people giving her money and expecting her to spend it on something other than drugs.

 

[fleas in my brain]

What a fucking nightmare. She is a disingenuous unrepentant selfish junkie. She doesn't want to recover. She wants to lie in bed all day getting sympathy and encouragement for breathing. You want to save her? Throw her ass in jail or put a bullet between her eyes. You will not get her to change on her own. It's not even fun to watch her destroy herself, it's covered in literal blood and shit as per her "aesthetic". I'm not MOTI, I just really loathe junkies. Especially the ones that pretend to want help to get money/attention.

I completely agree. It’s hard not to wanna be MOTI when reading Luna’s thread, because she’s literally the most spoiled junkie I have ever laid eyes upon. Most at least need some sort of side hustle to fund their habit, and Luna can’t even be bothered to actually mail some of her shitty art to her unhealthily over-empathetic cash cows online, who at this point she is probably almost equally dependent upon as Lurch. She doesn’t pay rent, buy her own drugs, or even shoot up herself. She has it easy, even for a heroin addict. That’s probably why she’s not in jail either. She never leaves her house, or participates in drug deals as far as we know.

Imagine seeing her walking down a shifty road in a full fluffy pink tracksuit trying to look inconspicuous while meeting her plug
A cop would ask her what she’s up to within minutes.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

I completely agree. It’s hard not to wanna be MOTI when reading Luna’s thread, because she’s literally the most spoiled junkie I have ever laid eyes upon. Most at least need some sort of side hustle to fund their habit, and Luna can’t even be bothered to actually mail some of her shitty art to her unhealthily over-empathetic cash cows online, who at this point she is probably almost equally dependent upon as Lurch. She doesn’t pay rent, buy her own drugs, or even shoot up herself. She has it easy, even for a heroin addict. That’s probably why she’s not in jail either. She never leaves her house, or participates in drug deals as far as we know.

Imagine seeing her walking down a shifty road in a full fluffy pink tracksuit trying to look inconspicuous while meeting her plug
A cop would ask her what she’s up to within minutes.

Here's how I would imagine it would go:

Cop: Ma'am are you feeling alright?

Tuna: y-yes pi-officer of course.

C: Ma'am may I ask what you are doing here? This is a very dangerous area, especially at 3 in the morning. Are you lost?

Tuna: none of your fucking business! *heroin drops out of her filthy tracksuit*

C: *jesus fucking christ, another spoiled heroin junkie color me shocked* ma'am I'm going to have you take you to the police station.

Tuna: RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING PIG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JUNJI ITO MONSTER PLEASE SAVE ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

C: *restrains her and reads her miranda rights* I need a drink.

 

[la mort]

Ladies and gentlemen, the moment we were waiting for:

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Forget her ass, LOOK AT HER FEET

 

[Carnavoyeur]

Even though she's a selfish and shameless addict it's honestly depressing how obviously high she is when she posts her "sex work" stuff.

What's even more depressing is her boobs.

 

[Mandaark]

Ladies and gentlemen, the moment we were waiting for:

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She already looks like an old, used up prostitute despite being so young
the socks and her gaping bassmouth really sell it for me

 

[Karl der Grosse]

That ass has more craters than the moon.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

That ass has more craters than the moon.

That ass has so many craters I could use it to play connect the dots and get a smiley face.

 

[грешный дурак]

She already looks like an old, used up prostitute despite being so young
the socks and her gaping bassmouth really sell it for me

Just realized that every time I see her mouth I have to compulsively check the corners of my own to make sure there isn’t any weird saliva crust. There isn’t, because unlike Luna I practice basic hygiene, stay hydrated, and am not rotting alive. But it’s like some caveman survival part of my brain sees her and signals DISEASE/RISK/GROOM SELF/AVOID

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Just realized that every time I see her mouth I have to compulsively check the corners of my own to make sure there isn’t any weird saliva crust. There isn’t, because unlike Luna I practice basic hygiene, stay hydrated, and am not rotting alive. But it’s like some caveman survival part of my brain sees her and signals DISEASE/RISK/GROOM SELF/AVOID

Same here, every time I look at her, I get the urge to shower off really well, brush my teeth and hair, and drink lots of water just to make sure I don't look like a diseased courtney love look alike zombie hooker.

 

[Pineapple Fox]

Jesus, it looks like she has dry blood stained into the right sock fucking nasty

 

[mx. yuk]

That ass has more craters than the moon.

Don't you mean "that add"? Poor Luna, her phone's autocorrect doesn't respect sexworkers

 

[AnOminous]

Same here, every time I look at her, I get the urge to shower off really well, brush my teeth and hair, and drink lots of water just to make sure I don't look like a diseased courtney love look alike zombie hooker.

Courtney Love never looked that bad. Even at her worst, a lot of her appearance was carefully cultivated to project a certain image. Luna tries that but it is overshadowed by her actual vileness.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Courtney Love never looked that bad. Even at her worst, a lot of her appearance was carefully cultivated to project a certain image. Luna tries that but it is overshadowed by her actual vileness.

Thats why I called her a zombie hooker. Also Something about how she should pulling off what Dorian gray did with the douchery marring a portrait instead of themselves and that Luna actually has similarities with him like the opium abuse, being materialistic shitbags, and both of them despite being shitbags still manage to somehow move in very high social circles thanks to family connections and blah blah blah.

 

[la mort]

The problem is that Luna had shitty parents who were junkies/ alcoholics when she was a little girl. Now they feel remorse and instead of being good parents and teach her to be a capable adult, they consent to everything to compensate for what happened in her childhood, and all they do is aggravate the situation. Some people should never be parents.

 

[Azafran90]

Ladies and gentlemen, the moment we were waiting for:

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Isn't this how dead Marilyn Monroe looked like according to witnesses?
Luna continues as candidate for worst boobs in the history of womankind.

 

[Iron Hamster]

That ass has more craters than the moon.

So you're saying......Lunar Craters?

 

[Army Burger]

So you're saying......Lunar Craters?

How many are on Uranus?