Sam Fennah / FailSafe42 - Atheist furry who dropped out of college; sperged to Bionicle fans about God not existing #SAVEBOB

Yeah, that and combined with the horror of nature that is the tarantula hawk (which I think Sam even said in one of his streams was his basis for Kivouachian reproduction):

(Damn nature, you scary!)

These little freakshows literally mate (and some of them even look) like insects. So I don't know why he's comparing them to mammals at all.
I know this is heavily autistic of me, but I think TV Tropes might have an answer:
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If he just used this excuse, instead of saying his OCs are outright mammals, it would make more sense. Every time Fennah tries to explain something about the universe his OCs live in, the less sense it makes (which is funny, because as an atheist science man, he should know how to make a new species that is coherent with modern understanding of biology. He goes on and on about the importance of science, but doesn’t even know how to make OCs that are scientifically consistent in their existence).

One more message for Fennah:
JUST CALL IT ARTISTIC LICENSE YOU HACK!!!! THAT’S THE ONLY WAY YOUR HOT TOPIC KNOCKOFFS MAKE SENSE!!!!!
 
LOL of course he's a vegan. Of course. I don't know why but people go batshit bonkers after they go vegan. I guess the lack of natural dairy and protein to their body shuts something off in the brain that allows them to act natural.
I only watched a few minutes of his stream, but he didn’t seem quite right. He kept on blanking on words often, and would take long pauses with what he was saying sometimes. Meat contains essential amino acids that cannot be adequately substituted by plants. For his own health, he should probably eat a steak. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was lacking vitamin K2, taurine, and vitamin B12. Sure, you can supplement these, but supplements only work so well sometimes.
 
I swear to god if you rętards make a discord server again to "redesign" his abominations im gonna fucking lose it.

someone has already brought up wanting to redesign the characters, and if that isn't furry thirst then I don't know what is. need I remind everyone of the train wreck that was redesigning floraverse?

why do these kinds of threads devolve into rating what are essentially fursonas? in my opinion the meat and humor of fennah is his shit personality coupled with his hilarious inability to spell and write, and not trying to figure out which of his mediocre fursonas is the least cringe.
 
Always wondered, but what is it with Fennah Blaming and hating small cute things that just wanna hang out, I noticed that during the stream at the start during his awkward as fuck Magic show, he kept tossing and yelling at little Stuart a bit aggressively
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You think he has some weird trauma from small cute things?
 
Always wondered, but what is it with Fennah Blaming and hating small cute things that just wanna hang out, I noticed that during the stream at the start during his awkward as fuck Magic show, he kept tossing and yelling at little Stuart a bit aggressively
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You think he has some weird trauma from small cute things?
Nah man, it's an analogy to drugs
 
Always wondered, but what is it with Fennah Blaming and hating small cute things that just wanna hang out, I noticed that during the stream at the start during his awkward as fuck Magic show, he kept tossing and yelling at little Stuart a bit aggressively
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You think he has some weird trauma from small cute things?
Sam kept doing that stuff all throughout the stream. It started as a slightly amusing gag, then he went immediately overboard with it, and by the 40 minute mark, his "Stuart abuse intermissions" were just cringey as fuck. (e.g. this bit at 40:03. Just, jesus.)

Honestly, I think Sam just ran out of things to talk about for this stream like 5 minutes after he started it, and so he was deliberately wasting time to fill the air. It would also explain the long pauses and how slow and sedated Sam sounded in this one, as @JambledUpWords noticed.
 
I only watched a few minutes of his stream, but he didn’t seem quite right. He kept on blanking on words often, and would take long pauses with what he was saying sometimes. Meat contains essential amino acids that cannot be adequately substituted by plants. For his own health, he should probably eat a steak. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was lacking vitamin K2, taurine, and vitamin B12. Sure, you can supplement these, but supplements only work so well sometimes.
Since I'm not well knowledge with this stuff, is this a long way of saying that Sam is also suffering from a form of forgetfulness?
 
I swear to god if you rętards make a discord server again to "redesign" his abominations im gonna fucking lose it.

someone has already brought up wanting to redesign the characters, and if that isn't furry thirst then I don't know what is. need I remind everyone of the train wreck that was redesigning floraverse?

why do these kinds of threads devolve into rating what are essentially fursonas? in my opinion the meat and humor of fennah is his shit personality coupled with his hilarious inability to spell and write, and not trying to figure out which of his mediocre fursonas is the least cringe.
While I mostly agree with you, the fact that most of his OCs are designed so poorly is part of the fun. Fennah has such an aversion to cute things (unless it’s an allegory for drug use), that it’s silly. He’s the edge lord that never grew up. Redesigning autistic furry OCs is pointless, but there’s no harm in criticizing his lack of design.
 
So later on in the stream, he is asked by a Chat member this Question

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And Fennah proceeds to go on how he doesn't see his Creatures as Body horror but creatures who have evolved and aren't Physically revolting as they are Psychologically, and how something from Silent hill wouldn't survive naturally, yet his creations would.

He was Pretty smug talking about it.
 
So later on in the stream, he is asked by a Chat member this Question

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(at 29:09 )

And Fennah proceeds to go on how he doesn't see his Creatures as Body horror but creatures who have evolved and aren't Physically revolting as they are Psychologically, and how something from Silent hill wouldn't survive naturally, yet his creations would.

He was Pretty smug talking about it.
So are viewers just supposed to imagine the psychological horror? In Satellite City, I mostly see decapitated bodies in lewd positions (which is definitely body horror). If he wants to do psychological horror, he should look at Japanese horror films or Alfred Hitchcock classics like The Birds or Psycho. Again, I don’t see why he needs to differentiate himself so much from body horror. If he likes body horror, and wants to put it at the forefront of his work, he should just state outright. Saying that his creatures are psychologically horrifying, while showing mostly body horror, is a cop out. Fennah overthinks things way too much sometimes.
 
So later on in the stream, he is asked by a Chat member this Question

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And Fennah proceeds to go on how he doesn't see his Creatures as Body horror but creatures who have evolved and aren't Physically revolting as they are Psychologically, and how something from Silent hill wouldn't survive naturally, yet his creations would.

He was Pretty smug talking about it.

"Evolved" my ass, these things are genetic failures.

Also, the dude seems to have some weird amounts of cute aggression going on. I hope he's never around small animals.
 
"Evolved" my ass, these things are genetic failures.

Also, the dude seems to have some weird amounts of cute aggression going on. I hope he's never around small animals.
It's more that Fennah comes across as some pretentious hipster who thinks that cutesy stuff is generic and boring while his edgy shit is more mindblowing and provocative art.

Reminder this nigga believed that drawing landscape paintings and models are not real art.
 
creatures who have evolved and aren't Physically revolting as they are Psychologically, and how something from Silent hill wouldn't survive naturally, yet his creations would.

None of Sam’s creations would survive naturally either. Not to mention, Silent Hill characters aren’t made to be Mary sueish and are made killable in the games unlike Sam’s characters. Does he honestly think teeth like Lucy’s would be comfortable to speak words with? He can’t just tell me that something Islamic like this:
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Can walk, breath, eat and talk normally .

Also, here’s some more deviant stuff Sam himself posted on Amino:

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“I can't help it if 'people' find that attractive". - Sam
 
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Edit2: Roughly 36 minutes in, Sam tries to explain why all of his Kivouachians are thicc: apparently because most mammals are thicc. And Sam "can't help it if 'people' find that attractive".
Why would "eldritch horrors" from a universe "completely unlike our own", who are immune to physics, evolve convergently with rodents, which specifically evolved to fill a mammlian niche (keeping in mind that out of 1,263,186 animal species on our planet, only ~5000 are mammals) of a single planet out of 10^24 in the universe?

And furthermore if that were really the reason, they would the quadrupedal. But they're not, because Sam is a furry.
 
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Somebody who's actually creative and wants to be as true to science as possible would be in sperg heaven trying to design sentient organisms that evolved without the coniditions imposed on all of the ones we know.

You would think Sam, being the true and honest intellectual he is, would try to think out of the box when designing them, or would come up with some sci-fi adaptation technobabble to excuse it. But no, he decides this is the hill he wants to die on and defends them at every turn rather than admitting it's creative liberty in a fictional story.

It's funny as shit seeing him sperg out and grasp at straws over the littlest damn things. His furries are really his pride and fucking joy for some reason.
 
And furthermore if that were really the reason, they would the quadrupedal. But they're not, because Sam is a furry.

If he were to make them quad, the walking animations for them would be way worse than his biped ones.


At 1:05, you can see the difference between his bipedal and quadrupedal animations. There’s no effort in his four legged one and Lucy’s front legs are too straight and flat.

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This explains it. Both her legs land and move together.

One of his most beloved OCs is a quadruped and Shuck walks like a fucking drunk!


You can tell he struggles with unguligrade legs (which could explain why Luna has those plastic pumps over her original hooves?).

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Even his main photo shows his malformed legs lol
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Real Life references of goats

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Instead of remodeling his precious snowflake, he should remodel this mess of a character... and I mean everything. But of course, real life references are too boring and less edgy for poor Sameo.
 
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