"Blue-collared nobodies?"
Is that your idea of classism?
Buddy, as a proud and patrician hater of poor people, I've got to say that's fucking weak. If you're going to mock your social inferiors, you need to remind them of why you're better and they're worse. You can't just say "hmph, filthy peasants!" stick your nose up in the air, and leave it at that. Well, unless you a bitch. Bitches can do that, but when they do that it's because they're secretly craving some D from the big, burly stableboy because their father is forcing them into a loveless marriage with the cold-hearted duke whose alliance he needs for his schemes. Or something like that, that's how it always works in the romance novels I read.
Say, are you a bitch in heat? Is that what's going on here? Are you shitting up the Trump thread, which is unironically one of my main sources of political news, just because you're a fucking uggo and you can't get the swarthy, plebian-class boy who is blossoming into manhood to notice you? Jesus fuck woman, you know that they make vibrators now, don't you?