Kiwi Farms Reviews

What are you gonna do about it?

  • Dumpster me

  • Watch me screech autisticly

  • Beg for feet pictures

  • Tell me to neck myself


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Maybe it's been posted already, maybe it hasn't. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...! Lillee Jean!
A serious saint of sound sagacity, set to smack-n'-scar this silly site like a salmon!

Read the comments section to feel enlightened about the true nature of your nefarious activities, you cyber-bullying faggots.
I mean, if you're going around posting shit on the internet with images like that, depicting your mad cow mug, what is really expected here?
 
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The furry gas attack will always be one of the funniest things to ever happen. I'm sorry furfags, but its like if someone burnt down a circus tent full of clowns. Its fucking hysterical because the victims are living jokes
 
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Maybe it's been posted already, maybe it hasn't. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...! Lillee Jean!
A serious saint of sound sagacity, set to smack-n'-scar this silly site like a salmon!

Read the comments section to feel enlightened about the true nature of your nefarious activities, you cyber-bullying faggots.
her eyes..
 
Maybe it's been posted already, maybe it hasn't. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...! Lillee Jean!
A serious saint of sound sagacity, set to smack-n'-scar this silly site like a salmon!

Read the comments section to feel enlightened about the true nature of your nefarious activities, you cyber-bullying faggots.
and then there's this tough guy in the comments, ready to defend m'lady from the kiwi cyberbullies:
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watch out nerds, joey's gonna beat you up!

The furry gas attack will always be one of the funniest things to ever happen. I'm sorry furfags, but its like if someone burnt down a circus tent full of clowns. Its fucking hysterical because the victims are living jokes
i have a lot more respect and empathy for circus clowns. they do what they do to entertain and bring happiness to their audience (mostly children) and also to earn a living.
furries on the other hand are just gross degenerate perverts who fuck around in animal suits because they get off to it.
 
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'It's difficult to find a report in which professional journalists don't find this hilarious'

LuhMAO
 
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"REEEEEEE Internet anonymity" says some faggot whose name is, I am sure, actually "Jon McGaggles."

Literally had nothing to do with Internet anonymity.

It had a lot to do with furfag anonymity though in those gay fursuits.

Ban fursuits.
 
Why is it the people who hate Kiwi Farms the most are fat pigs with clear signs of extensive dental work?

It can't just be calling them lowcows. They already know everyone thinks they are disgusting and ridiculous, that's why they sperg.

I'm starting to think it's the Novocain. Their head has been softened so much insults go direct to the medulla oblongata, permitting reflexive triggering. The fat amplifies the reaction, the painful rattling of the fake teeth is only soothed by shrieking.
 
Wait, if no one on the internet was anonymous, wouldn't that just make it easier for people to find weirdos to do horrible shit to? Why on Earth would someone who thinks KF is a terrorist site think that's a good thing?
You're thinking of it rationally.

Think about this, the attack was carried out anonymously in the real world. Not online. The investigation stalled out when they couldn't even identify anyone who knew anything at all through standard real world investigation like checking everyone in the hotel, the employees, stores that sold chlorine, etc. It's like the person did a pure anonymous attack, walked in to an open public area, dropped the chlorine and left. From what I can tell, even five years later there's zero leads about it.

But this person's first response is about how internet anonymity is a problem. It's not even a coherent thought. They couldn't connect the attack to anything posted online. Not like where some big 4chan hacker said "gonna gas all the furries" and then did it. So being anonymous online didn't even encourage the one thing that might identify a suspect by getting them to brag about it or warn about it or anything else.
 
Maybe it's been posted already, maybe it hasn't. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...! Lillee Jean!
A serious saint of sound sagacity, set to smack-n'-scar this silly site like a salmon!

Read the comments section to feel enlightened about the true nature of your nefarious activities, you cyber-bullying faggots.
At least this comment sums up her video
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"[...], why was I curious at all."

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"[...], why was I curious at all."

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“I was only there to get directions how to get away from there!”
 
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"[...], why was I curious at all."

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He's like a combination of Egon from the classic Ghostbusters mixed with the Egon wannabe from the new Ghostbusters.

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If you told me just a few years ago that the Pillsbury Doughboy would call me a fascist for using a website, I simply would not believe you.
 
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