Exceptional Haydurs Thread - Content and discussion of individuals on various platforms hating on our gorls

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Here you go, babies. That's all you get for now. Be nice and you'll get a selfie. I already told Daddy Randall about my weight! I'm 5'7 and 130, I know most of you wish you were like that.
 
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FitBitch said:
Hey gorl, welcome, have a seat, get comfy. As you can see this house has a few rules but you can pretty much boil them down to "don't act re.tarded" follow them, and we'll all get along just fine.
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Thank you, sweetie.

Slappy McGherkin said:
Hey look, if Randall doesn't deliver, how do you feel about pickles?
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Only Randall gets a space in my heart.
 
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The chad UFAT said:
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Here you go, babies. That's all you get for now. Be nice and you'll get a selfie. I already told Daddy Randall about my weight! I'm 5'7 and 130, I know most of you wish you were like that.
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*sigh* Without a new selfie proving that you’re indeed Billboard lady, I think this is too good to be true.
 
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The chad UFAT said:
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Here you go, babies. That's all you get for now. Be nice and you'll get a selfie. I already told Daddy Randall about my weight! I'm 5'7 and 130, I know most of you wish you were like that.
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I try to be nice and point out the rules and here we go. No one cares if you are or aren't a fatass, you're still a dumbass.
 
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The chad UFAT said:
Are you still in elementary school?
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Uh...aren't you the one who keeps peeing in your pants for attention? Then acting like you're now too good for your group of fat social pariahs because you confused being the bullies' jester for acceptance? I can literally see the nail painting emoji after everything you say.

I don't know why you don't understand that this is only funny because of how fucking retarded you sound. Amberlynn isn't delivering so laughing at you is the best anyone has at the moment.

Probably, this is the most relevant you've ever felt. That's pretty fucking pathetic, fatty.
 
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Adiris The Plague said:
Uh...aren't you the one who keeps peeing in your pants for attention? Then acting like you're now too good for your group of fat social pariahs because you confused being the bullies' jester for acceptance? I can literally see the nail painting emoji after everything you say.

I don't know why you don't understand that this is only funny because of how fucking retarded you sound. Amberlynn isn't delivering so laughing at you is the best anyone has at the moment.

Probably, this is the most relevant you've ever felt. That's pretty fucking pathetic, fatty.
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My pants are only wet because of Daddy Randall. 🤤

Oh, honey, thank you for explaining! My stupid ass couldn't understand! Thankfully this is a reciprocal relationship. You laugh at me and I laugh at you. Thanks for the attention once again.
 
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@The chad UFAT, it is vitally important you labor to understand just how wretchedly, painfully not funny or smart you are. You're so not funny or smart, the light from not funny or smart would take a billion years to reach the earth. God. Kys.

Play your cards right, and you'll be only the third person I've ever put on ignore.
 
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The funny part is, she didn't have to come here to act ret.arded, she was already posting her clapbacks about how TOTALLY NOT BOTHERED YOU GUIZE she was on discord and it was working out for her. She had the exceptional Princess Haydur and the rest of the asspat brigade supporting her and she never had to respond to us in person but she comes here to tell us herself how not bothered and not fat she is like we ever cared and it's...sad. She's got even less bite than Princess Haydur and immediately dropped her height and weight like it makes us think better of her while the problem is the slobbering exceptionalism coming from her posts.

Two things sweetheart:
- this thread was made to laugh at people who made laughing at Amber all about them, that's you to the letter.
- You're a forgettable nobody and you're mad about it. We can see right through you.
 
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Moonpie said:
They broke so many damn rules at the nursing home.
Playing piano while patients were sleeping. Cringy horse laughing when she broke a furniture.
Filming in their rooms.
She has the mentality of a preteen.
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And preparing thier food with ungloved hands. You know how infrequently Hamber washes any part of her? Dusty too; everytime Hammy pointed the camera at her, she was picking her nose. Now imagine that finger going into your ice cream cake.... :cryblood:
 
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StrawberryDouche said:
@The chad UFAT, it is vitally important you labor to understand just how wretchedly, painfully not funny or smart you are. You're so not funny or smart, the light from not funny or smart would take a billion years to reach the earth. God. Kys.

Play your cards right, and you'll be only the third person I've ever put on ignore.
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Jeez, I feel honored! I don't ever remember asking for your input though. If you don't like me, don't talk to me and my fivehead.
 
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raritycunt said:
Yes I agree, it’s clear that these ladies often have no friends and only have their work colleagues or partners around them to talk to on a daily basis so it’s normal that they want to find common ground with each other and become friends. But how solid can a friendship be that is

a)founded via a shared hatred of a 600lb lesbian sideshow
b) founded by two or more parties that show spiteful and nasty tendencies and it’s only a matter of time before they turn on each other
c) will likely run its course and dissolve once the 600lb lesbian in question dies

none of that is a decent grounds for forming a decent friendship, so by all means ladies bond over the torrid sizes and Cheesecake Factory but please don’t act like you’re all a group of besties looking out for one another.
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This is most internet "friendships", regardless of shared interests. They'll likely never meet one another or spend time with one another in real life, so all they know is the persona on the screen. Now, it's a given that in some of these cases, the online version and the real life version match - particularly for the ones who try to sound witty or smart but fail miserably.

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@RandallBoggs I think your woman is hangry.



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^She's actually not wrong.
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With Big Al not uploading, she probably is right. If any of them had a couple of brain cells to rub together, they'd start doing what the react channels are doing, and do some retro vid watching to compare how Big Al was to how she is now, etc.

RandallBoggs said:
Dear wife, I feel like our communication is a little stunted :( Exchanging letters is a bit old fashioned, don't you think? Why don't you move in with me here on the nice farms, where we have a whole countryside acre to raise our kids.
I guess you don't love me enough to go outside of your hugbox discord safety....
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This one isn't good enough for you, @RandallBoggs, incel or no. She'd be a bitch to live with and all the neighbors would hate her.

The chad UFAT said:
I'm sorry you struggle with your weight and project it on to others. :(
Hope you go on a diet soon!
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Oh, the irony.

ETA: Who's going to do the odds on how long this one will last before being booted back into the ether?
 
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