Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Brianna's Penis]

Hey @Null at my next Freemason meeting I'm going to ask the lizard people and Xenu to block all of the Mountain Jews court filings; not just against the KiwiFarms but otherones too.
- Kiflom!

 

[Null]

Hey @Null at my next Freemason meeting I'm going to ask the lizard people and Xenu to block all of the Mountain Jews court filings; not just against the KiwiFarms but otherones too.
- Kiflom!

טוב מאוד, אני אפנה את דמי החיוב לחשבונך.

 

[Begemot]

This is the song of Marshalls life. It describes him so well. Enjoy! My favorite part of the song.
"Bored as hell and I wanna get ill
So I went to a spot where my homeboys chill
The fellows out there, makin' that dollar
I pulled up in my 6-4 Impala
They greet me with a 40 and I start drinkin'
And from the 8-ball my breath starts stinkin'
Left to get my girl, to rock that body
Before I left I hit the Bacardi
Went to her house to get her out of the pad
Dumb hoe says something stupid that made me mad
She said somethin' that I couldn't believe
So I grabbed the stupid bitch by her nappy ass weave
She started talkin' shit, wouldn't you know?
Reached back like a pimp and slapped the hoe
Her father jumped up and he started to shout
So I threw a right-cross and knocked his old ass out
'Cause the boyz n tha hood are always hard
You come talkin' that trash we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit
Don't quote me boy, 'cause I ain't sayin' shit"-Easy E
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Out of all the rappers from the G-funk era you chose Eazy E? You're doubling down on this shit? 'Fuck wit Dre day' and 'no Vaseline' are better diss song's than 'real mutherfuggin gs'. Get better....

 

[HumanHive]

Hey @Null at my next Freemason meeting I'm going to ask the lizard people and Xenu to block all of the Mountain Jews court filings; not just against the KiwiFarms but otherones too.
- Kiflom!

Why are you bothering Null and Xenu with such trifle matters? Simply send all counter-justice requests to your local Satan and identify the court cases you wished interfered with. I mean unholy shit, it's like nobody understands proper channels anymore. If everything goes straight to the top, then nothing ever gets done.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

I've merged all of @Marshall Castersen's socks into his new account. I've also give him and @TamarYaelBatYah new avatars.

I was trying to be nice but if they're going to start shitting all over the place I don't have an option.

You're a coward who wants to censor your opposition because you can't defeat what I say or handle a taste of your own medicine. You're trying to run your site like a Chinese communist who has to censor your opposition by deleting my comments. I also have heard through the grapevine that your other KF users are getting censored too. I don't know who Marshall Law is but from the fact that you censored him shows he defeated you.

You hypocrite! You want to boast about the First Amendment until it's inconvenient for you. Your censorship shows your weakness and inability to defend your position with words.

You hide behind your computer while your mommy makes your bed. Come talk that shit to my face Joshua Moon. You're a sissy. I've given birth 5 times with no pain medication and got back up the same day to cook my family food. I've seen your chicken arms. In a world where you can't hide behind your computer you could not win a real fist fight with me.

Try talking that shit to my husband's face. In a world where you can't hide behind your keyboard he'd win and beat your ass black and blue. I've seen him fight.

All you do is hide behind a computer.

I'm done with this site. Marshall asked me not to return because you censor your opposition. Out of respect for my husband, and disgust of your communist ways, this will be my final comment. Wallow in your filth pigs!

 

[Null]

You want to boast about the First Amendment until it's inconvenient for you.

You are in my coffee shop. You can say what you'd like, but if you shit on my floor I'm going to have to clean it up.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Thank YHVH these twats are leaving. Though I'll definitely miss Marshall's amusing rants in my queue.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

@TamarYaelBatYah you get one messaged deleted and you decide it's censorship? My god woman, messages get deleted all the time on this site. Also, you don't understand what the fuck the First Amendment is. Idiots like you throw that shit around like it affects everything. I'm not American, and I know what the First Amendment is.

When your kids get taken away from you for being a terrible parent and all around a horrible stupid woman I will gladly turn to Judaism because their god would have proved to me that there is some good in this world.

 

[Toasty]

I've given birth 5 times with no pain medication and got back up the same day to cook my family food.

I knew she was going to pull this " I gave birth, therefore I a superior being" bullshit some pregnancy addicts like to haul out, like being a mother makes you special.
Holy shit, you did something human women have done since the beginning of time! You want a gold star for it!
We do it every day.
Cats, rats, and even cockroaches can have babies. You're not special.

 

[HarveySperg41]

I'm done with this site.

But you never answered my question, are dinosaurs real?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Cats, rats, and even cockroaches can have babies. You're not special.

If she was a man then it would be special (not to mention an outright miracle), but she's just a woman. If it was her pregnancy then cool, congrats, but five? Big deal. My mother had me with no medication, does she deserve a medal or a standing ovation? Fuck no.

 

[Czolg]

I've seen your chicken arms. In a world where you can't hide behind your computer you could not win a real fist fight with me.

Try talking that shit to my husband's face. In a world where you can't hide behind your keyboard he'd win and beat your ass black and blue. I've seen him fight.

This and the whole "I'm not pacifist" rant proves that both you and Marshall are just neandertals that can't solve any problem without usage of fists. Have fun beating each other over simple arguments in your fucked up household.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

I'm done with this site. Marshall asked me not to return because you censor your opposition. Out of respect for my husband, and disgust of your communist ways, this will be my final comment. Wallow in your filth pigs!

Please don’t go; I want at least one of you two to acknowledge Marshall’s dead infant. Did the melon crusher crush its melon?

 

[Toasty]

If I, or any other Kiwi, started spamming gifs, reaction images, double posting, having duplicate accounts, the same thing would happen. Even well established users can expect a temp ban if they double post one too many times.
This is NOT CENSORSHIP. This is common courtesy and understanding the social etiquette of your surroundings. As @Marshall Castersen is too backwards to understand basic rules of spelling and grammar, I guess basic rules of public behavior confuse him.
Additionally, KF is not a government entity, and not bound by any constitution, or constitutional amendment regarding free speech.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

This season of Hillbillies from Space has been fucking amazing. Bravo to the writers. If you told me at the end of Season 1 that Season 2 would end in a cliff hanger after the cow challenged Dear Feeder to fisticuffs while demanding additional physical tests of fighting skill with its mate I never would have believed you!

The way the breed pig doesn't understand rules in any form at any place is truly something that will keep viewers coming back season after season.

Can't wait to see how next season ends!

 

[Rod Dangerous]

2016’s and 2017’s Father of the Year: @Marshall Castersen.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

2016’s and 2017’s Father of the Year: @Marshall Castersen.

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What does Notice of Support Judgement mean?

 

[Deadpool]

You're a coward who wants to censor your opposition because you can't defeat what I say or handle a taste of your own medicine. You're trying to run your site like a Chinese communist who has to censor your opposition by deleting my comments. I also have heard through the grapevine that your other KF users are getting censored too. I don't know who Marshall Law is but from the fact that you censored him shows he defeated you.

You know exactly who Marshall law is. You also know every time you've accidentally outed his account he's beaten you unconscious and raped you for it. No reaction images/gifs is a long standing rule on this site. You being an idiot and over reacting because a reaction image got deleted isn't censorship. It's you being an idiot amd over reacting.

You hide behind your computer while your mommy makes your bed. Come talk that shit to my face Joshua Moon. You're a sissy. I've given birth 5 times with no pain medication and got back up the same day to cook my family food. I've seen your chicken arms. In a world where you can't hide behind your computer you could not win a real fist fight with me.

TAMAR MAD! TAMAR NO USE WORDS LIKE BIG GIRL! TAMAR HIT! Nobody wants to fist fight you. After they hit you the first time you'd pull your pants down and present yourself like a pig in heat. It's your and Marshall's mating dance.

Try talking that shit to my husband's face. In a world where you can't hide behind your keyboard he'd win and beat your ass black and blue. I've seen him fight.

Null or anyone else on this site could kick the shit out of Marshall, unless they were blind folded, and had their hands tied...never mind. Even then they could kick Marshall's ass. He's a pussy faggot.

Oh I wanted to comment on Marshall's pretty girl hair. I guess it's true if you let a guy cum in your hair it makes soft and lady like. I mean he was taking so many shots to the face daily, might as well get the benefits to his hair!

I'm done with this site. Marshall asked me not to return because you censor your opposition. Out of respect for my husband, and disgust of your communist ways, this will be my final comment. Wallow in your filth pigs!

So Marshall already beat you unconscious and raped you for posting today huh? Well it's good that you've admitted defeat and are slinking away like the cowardly dogs you are.

BTW God told me that you were embarrassing him, by calling Elohim, trying to alter his son's message of peace and grace, and denying his son's prophet Paul. He also said your knowledge of the Torah is rudimentary at best, and that you're a pagan whore in his eyes.

See you in a day or two at the latest!

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Holy shit, are the mountain Jews actually done their incoherent screeching? I've never seen someone dance so many circles in trying to be right, @TamarYaelBatYah was constantly making new religious rules to justify their shitty life. I'm pretty sure she even contradicted her own interpretations of passages several times, I'd go back and look for them but honestly her terrible writing hurts my eyes.

As for @Marshall Castersen I don't think he has the IQ to even know where he is half the time. I wonder how long until he gets the shit beat out of him when he tries his tough man act in public at the wrong person and forgets he's actually a tubby manlet.

 

[talk talk talk]

@TamarYaelBatYah I usually don't argue civil appellate procedure with lunatics unless I am being paid, but I am feeling generous and benevolent today, so let's review the Table of Authorites in Scott v. Moon, et al.



For those unfamiliar with a Table of Authorities in a legal brief, it is a sort of index of every authority--cases, statutes, books--cited in the brief. As an index, it lists both the authority and the page number where it appears in the brief. The Table of Authorities in Scott v. Moon does not list the page numbers.

Second, a proper Table of Authorities groups the types of authorities cited under identifying headings. So statutes are grouped together under the heading "Statutes" and cases are grouped together under the heading "Cases". The Table of Authorities in Scott v. Moon does not have these headings.

Third, legal citations have particular formats. Every single citation in the Table of Authorities in Scott v. Moon has a citation error:

47 USC 230 should be: 47 U.S.C. § 230 (date)
Nemet Chevrolet, Ltd. V Consumeraffairs.com, Inc., 591 F. 3d 250 should be: Nemet Chevrolet, Ltd. v. Consumeraffairs.com, Inc., 591 F.3d 250 (Circuit year).
Zeran v American Online, Inc 129 F.3d 329 (1997) should be: Zeran v. America Online, Inc., 129 F.3d 329 (4th Cir. 1997).

Now, for normal people and Mountain Jews, the citation errors don't seem important. But the federal judicial clerks who are the first line of review are law review spergs who have spent hours and hours learning the Bluebook citation rules. And the federal judiciary is made up of former judicial clerks. So anything with fucked up citations--especially inconsistent fucked up citations--immediately gets sorted into the "Lol what a moron" category.

(Edited to fix a citation error. It's been a while since I was a law review sperg.)