Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[WogglebugLover]

She actually told me when I hired her she normally charges more than what I paid but was willing to negotiate with me because she just liked my visions.

I would have preferred to be working with Richard Walsh again but it seems I can't for three reasons. He's mad at me for taking so long to pay for the three books he illustrated. He's also mad that I said I made a mistake setting the books in Oz (which I did) and want them redone. And since he charges $25 per picture the total cost for a 27 page book would be three times as much as Shereen was paid for it and I just don't have that kind of money these days. But I decided Shereen is a worthy replacement for him.

 

[Patty Hitler]

She actually told me when I hired her she normally charges more than what I paid but was willing to negotiate with me because she just liked my visions.

" I'll give you a special deal." Cynthia, this is the oldest salesman's trick in the book. Sounds like Richard Walsh might be trying to do the same thing, too.

What's your 2020 plan for WogglebugLoveProductions? When's the next Woggle Vlog?

 

[drain]

because she just liked my visions.

She's delusional then.

 

[Deadpool]

She actually told me when I hired her she normally charges more than what I paid but was willing to negotiate with me because she just liked my visions.

I would have preferred to be working with Richard Walsh again but it seems I can't for three reasons. He's mad at me for taking so long to pay for the three books he illustrated. He's also mad that I said I made a mistake setting the books in Oz (which I did) and want them redone. And since he charges $25 per picture the total cost for a 27 page book would be three times as much as Shereen was paid for it and I just don't have that kind of money these days. But I decided Shereen is a worthy replacement for him.

So she enjoys drawing pictures of creepy bug men molesting children?

lol "I decided Shereen was a worthy replacement, because I can afford her! I'm not settling, you're settling!"-a literal retard who is in love with a gross anthropomorphic bedbug.

 

[drain]

You know Cynthia, with all the money you have already spent with bullshit and scams, you could pay some writing and drawing lessons and do most things yourself, instead of going after people who are as mentally sound as you. Doing things by ourselves is %100 better than just handing money to complete strangers online while sitting on your fat ass expecting a semi-decent work.

If you weren't so fucking lazy, your life would be better. But who am I kidding, you're incapable of learning...

 

[The Husbando Collector]

You know Cynthia, with all the money you have already spent with bullshit and scams, you could pay some writing and drawing lessons and do most things yourself, instead of going after people who are as mentally sound as you. Doing things by ourselves is %100 better than just handing money to complete strangers online while sitting on your fat ass expecting a semi-decent work.

If you weren't so fucking lazy, your life would be better. But who am I kidding, you're incapable of learning...

Hell, she doesn't need to spend a dime on that as well, there are hundreds of thousands of tutorials and writing tips online for free.

 

[IceGray]

In fact, having some practice at such a craft would probably get a more coherent vision out of anything. Then you don't have to waste too much on random pieces that turn out useless in the end.

 

[Blood Debts]

While you're at it, you should redo this recent one you made, too. While it's not impossible to get people to like things that are ordinarily creepy--Lucas the Spider comes to mind--the decision of plopping your bug character in bed with children while being clearly nude is not the way to portray him as harmless and cuddly. Frankly the entire idea of a children's book where the B plot is having a tailor make clothes for a sentient bug so he's not walking around naked is inane at best and skin-crawling at worst. I mean Christ, the bugs in James and the Giant Peach were wearing clothes when James met them, he didn't have to fucking find the nearest Harrods to get their asses covered. He's a fucking talking bug, I think kids will be able to suspend their disbelief if he just already has clothes. And maybe they're a bit shabby and worn out, so the tailor makes him newer and fancier ones, in return for something he did for the tailor's family or some shit. That would honestly be a lot more charming than this devastatingly autistic tragedy of a children's story you've concocted.

 

[drain]

The fact Cynthia keeps going with this shitty plan is mind blowing. I mean, she's going with it FOR YEARS by now and... I can't imagine being so devoid of meaning in your life that you put all your coins into a shitty book/film about a giant bug nobody cares about.
This is just sad at this point.

 

[Blood Debts]

Nothing will ever come of this because ultimately her biggest saboteur is herself, because she’s a perfect storm of arrogant and retarded. Throwing a half-baked project out to sell, on multiple occasions, before you’ve begun to hone or even understand your craft is fucking madness.

 

[Trombonista]

The fact Cynthia keeps going with this shitty plan is mind blowing. I mean, she's going with it FOR YEARS by now and... I can't imagine being so devoid of meaning in your life that you put all your coins into a shitty book/film about a giant bug nobody cares about.
This is just sad at this point.

She's not doing this for money or fame. She's trying to spread the gospel of her Lord and Savior the Wogglebug.

 

[WogglebugLover]

She's not doing this for money or fame. She's trying to spread the gospel of her Lord and Savior the Wogglebug.

There is nothing religious about what I am doing at all. I just feel deeply it is my destiny to have the honor of making the Wogglebug into a famous icon of children's fantasy by separating him from the Oz books for the better to star in his own fandom.

I don't think I mentioned this before but I used to believe in God when I was in my teens and I was just as obsessed with the Wogglebug as I am now and back then the only difference was I just believed God had given me this destiny and would guide me to it.

I think I mentioned this before, I went through a dark period of my life in my early twenties when I felt like not going after this dream because of something that had happened to me and I felt like the world was too much of a bad place to deserve the Wogglebug in my visions. But through circumstances I've come to see the world needs visions like mine to become a better place and especially to make children happy to help pave the way for a better tomorrow for the children of the future. So whether or not there is a God I still choose this as my destiny and the reasons why I am determined to succeed. Money and fame for me will just be a bonus reward for my success.

And my success may be coming sooner than you think. I've just received a "Recommend" on my latest version of the screenplay for "Sylvie and the Wogglebug."

 

[Ido]

There is nothing religious about what I am doing at all. I just feel deeply it is my destiny to have the honor of making the Wogglebug into a famous icon of children's fantasy by separating him from the Oz books for the better to star in his own fandom.

I don't think I mentioned this before but I used to believe in God when I was in my teens and I was just as obsessed with the Wogglebug as I am now and back then the only difference was I just believed God had given me this destiny and would guide me to it.

I think I mentioned this before, I went through a dark period of my life in my early twenties when I felt like not going after this dream because of something that had happened to me and I felt like the world was too much of a bad place to deserve the Wogglebug in my visions. But through circumstances I've come to see the world needs visions like mine to become a better place and especially to make children happy to help pave the way for a better tomorrow for the children of the future. So whether or not there is a God I still choose this as my destiny and the reasons why I am determined to succeed. Money and fame for me will just be a bonus reward for my success.

And my success may be coming sooner than you think. I've just received a "Recommend" on my latest version of the screenplay for "Sylvie and the Wogglebug."

What've you been up to during quarantine?

 

[The Husbando Collector]

What've you been up to during quarantine?

Isn't it obvious? Worshiping her lord and savior Woggle Bug like a Christian fundie.

 

[AbraCadaver]

America, your COVID emergency relief funds have been well-spent! Rest assured that vital government money was spent on commissioning starving plushie artists to craft a lifesize Wogglelover with realistic bugdick.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

America, your COVID emergency relief funds have been well-spent! Rest assured that vital government money was spent on commissioning starving plushie artists to craft a lifesize Wogglelover with realistic bugdick.

Jesus Christ man! Why did you have to bring up realistic bugdick!? For all you know I could have either been eating lunch or I already feel like I'm about to puke! Spoiler that shit!

 

[AbraCadaver]

Jesus Christ man! Why did you have to bring up realistic bugdick!? For all you know I could have either been eating lunch or I already feel like I'm about to puke! Spoiler that shit!

Mate you are clearly on the wrong site. kiwis are made of sterner stuff. Hell i was eating an egg roll when i wrote it.

now im wondering what a bugdick looks like and if it’s worth the effort to google.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Mate you are clearly on the wrong site. kiwis are made of sterner stuff. Hell i was eating an egg roll when i wrote it.

Fair enough. But still that's nasty.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Fair enough. But still that's nasty.

Haha holy shit i just googled it and there’s an artist who makes dildos out of actual insect dick designs, these things are TERRIFYING.

LIKE haha holy fuck nature what the hell is wrong with you

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Haha holy shit i just googled it and there’s an artist who makes dildos out of actual insect dick designs, these things are TERRIFYING.

LIKE haha holy fuck nature what the hell is wrong with you

You know you could have spoilered that......