Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Strine]

Hi gorls,

one thing I neglected with the new OP was Chinny's thread subheading. How does this sound for a revision:

Delusional Compulsive Liar, Wannabe Guru, 400+lbs, Filthy, CRAZY

Very happy to workshop it. I love the laconic cruelty of "Canadian Amberlynn Reid", but it doesn't quite say enough!


ETA: we have a spiritual successor to the air fryer; the juicer! It also looks like "trust and believe", a meme she's parroting about six years after it was relevant, is her new catchphrase, despite nothing she says being either trustworthy nor believable.

 

[Occipital Fupa]

Looking nice to the point where others are jealous of you? Holy shit! I laughed so hard at this one, I nearly shot my tampon out.

Chantal, when you think you’re “looking good” in a picture we all know you photoshopped 3 of your 4 chins out, cropped your receding hairline and altered the angle of the picture for your face to look less round. If that’s not insecurities...

And while there’s nothing wrong with a filter or two, reshaping your entire face to look somewhat human is, indeed, catfishing. And no one, absolutely no one is jealous of that.

Delusions of grandeur, or in Chantal’s case dare I say : Delusions of grosseur.

grosseur = size, in french

 

[krazy orange cat]

Hi gorls,

one thing I neglected with the new OP was Chinny's thread subheading. How does this sound for a revision:

Delusional Compulsive Liar, Wannabe Guru, 400+lbs, Filthy, CRAZY

Very happy to workshop it. I love the laconic cruelty of "Canadian Amberlynn Reid", but it doesn't quite say enough!

I'm fond of "The Mammoth From Canada"

(Edited the pic again to add her face like a true circus advertisement. I'll take my autistic ratings like a trooper.)

 

[Sham]

Let the rage fill you, you fat fuck. Trust me bitch, nobody would ever be envious of your disgusting, gluttonous life.

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Thank you, Chantal, for this ridiculous post to laugh at during this dry spell. She's in rare form today. It's common knowledge that Chantal's delusions know no bounds, but actually suggesting others are envious of her looks? That's rich, even for her. Chinny, you're such a disfigured monster that anytime you "look nice" in a photo (ie resemble a human), it's accused of being a highly altered image. What does that tell you? But no, we're all just jealous.

I love how she acts like catfish is a scientific term that she herself coined. It's a colloquialism; if enough people agree that catfishing can include using your own misleading photos, then that's the definition. I'm sure she would agree too if it we were talking about anyone else.

Hi gorls,

one thing I neglected with the new OP was Chinny's thread subheading. How does this sound for a revision:

Delusional Compulsive Liar, Wannabe Guru, 400+lbs, Filthy, CRAZY

Very happy to workshop it. I love the laconic cruelty of "Canadian Amberlynn Reid", but it doesn't quite say enough!


ETA: we have a spiritual successor to the air fryer; the juicer! It also looks like "trust and believe", a meme she's parroting about six years after it was relevant, is her new catchphrase, despite nothing she says being either trustworthy nor believable.
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Is this how she magically changed her whole life and reconditioned 35 years of bad habits and addiction in a week? Juicing?

I like the subheading, @Strine!

 

[dismissfrogs]

juicing is just a quicker way for her to ingest massive amounts of food. she'll either incorporate junk (assuming she hasn't already), or that thing will collect dust.

 

[Strine]

I'm fond of "The Mammoth From Canada"
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(Edited the pic again to add her face like a true circus advertisement. I'll take my autistic ratings like a trooper.)

It's a great picture, but the problem I have with the current subheading is that it only really conveys that she's fat as fuck. Now, she indisputably is fat as fuck, but we all know that's a peripheral symptom of the real reasons she's a cow: she's a crazy narc coprophile social pariah who thinks people envy her.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

Delusional Compulsive Liar, Wannabe Guru, 400+lbs, Filthy, CRAZY

@Strine, I like it but except for 'filthy' which seems a bit of a reach. I mean, she likely is like all fat people, but we don't get a whole lot of upfront evidence of it to where you could say it's a defining Chantal feature. Maybe I've just looked at too many filthy nourisht0flourish meal spreads, idk. "Delusional Compulsive Liar, Wannabe Guru, 400+lbs, CRAZY" works nicely imo, because those are all upfront, daily facts.

 

[A borscht-on]

Let the rage fill you, you fat fuck. Trust me bitch, nobody would ever be envious of your disgusting, gluttonous life.

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"Look nice in a picture"? You look like a malt-liquor-bloated drag queen residing in a single room occupancy hotel after a dual bender of Hostess snack cakes and Wet N' Wild makeup application. I quite disagree with the conjecture of jealousy, Chantal, but this was a splendid teaser for what's to come in 2020.

 

[Dutch Courage]

@Strine, I like it but except for 'filthy' which seems a bit of a reach. I mean, she likely is like all fat people, but we don't get a whole lot of upfront evidence of it to where you could say it's a defining Chantal feature. Maybe I've just looked at too many filthy nourisht0flourish meal spreads, idk. "Delusional Compulsive Liar, Wannabe Guru, 400+lbs, CRAZY" works nicely imo, because those are all upfront, daily facts.

I wouldn't go so far as to call the cow filthy, but she's definitely dirty.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

I wouldn't go so far as to call the cow filthy, but she's definitely dirty.

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"dirty" is a very agreeable substitute (in multiple ways)

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Hi gorls,

one thing I neglected with the new OP was Chinny's thread subheading. How does this sound for a revision:

Delusional Compulsive Liar, Wannabe Guru, 400+lbs, Filthy, CRAZY

Very happy to workshop it. I love the laconic cruelty of "Canadian Amberlynn Reid", but it doesn't quite say enough!


ETA: we have a spiritual successor to the air fryer; the juicer! It also looks like "trust and believe", a meme she's parroting about six years after it was relevant, is her new catchphrase, despite nothing she says being either trustworthy nor believable.
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Oh Lawd. The last thing Chinny needs is a juicer. That will read real great on her Glucometer. Instead of eating one apple and getting all the fiber, she can juice 7 of them and really get all that fruit sugar. Just because they are fruits and vegetables doesn't mean they are good for you right now.
Where is the protein for wound healing and making you feel full??? Unless you are going to throw a can of tuna or some salmon fillets into that juicer, you will jack your blood sugar and not feel satiated.
I think Chinny is just addicted to appliance shopping. I would love to see the gadget graveyard.

 

[Farm Boy]

Ahhh so the juicing thing is yet another response to something she saw on Netflix, who is surprised lol. Shitty picture quality is from her instagram post btw, again... not surprising.

 

[Punkinsplice]

It's a great picture, but the problem I have with the current subheading is that it only really conveys that she's fat as fuck. Now, she indisputably is fat as fuck, but we all know that's a peripheral symptom of the real reasons she's a cow: she's a crazy narc coprophile social pariah who thinks people envy her.

This part in bold will be perfect for your subtitle! Or the one you suggested in your previous post. Both are great!

 

[Strine]

This part in bold will be perfect for your subtitle! Or the one you suggested in your previous post. Both are great!

You know what, I think you're right. I wrote a better one by accident than I did on purpose. Tack on "hamplanet" and we're in business.

 

[Pineapple Fox]

Hi gorls,

one thing I neglected with the new OP was Chinny's thread subheading. How does this sound for a revision:

Delusional Compulsive Liar, Wannabe Guru, 400+lbs, Filthy, CRAZY

Very happy to workshop it. I love the laconic cruelty of "Canadian Amberlynn Reid", but it doesn't quite say enough!

What about Slob instead of Filthy, I feel like that encompasses her a bit better, it’s hard to imagine her without sauce or food on her face.

 

[IBrokeBob]

I'm kind of late with the reply, but isn't this the picture someone did a close up on and could see the line where she had badly photoshopped out her chins? I may be misremembering.

You definitely can see the blurry part on her neck and chin area.

Fun fact about a hysterectomy incision: . The skin heals fairly quickly after a hysterectomy, and the stiches or staples can be removed after 3 to 10 days. Thats right, 3 to 10 days, not 3 months.

Funny comment of the day by chantal: “Clearly out of jealousy or some form of their own insecurity”

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Looking nice to the point where others are jealous of you? Holy shit! I laughed so hard at this one, I nearly shot my tampon out.

Chantal, when you think you’re “looking good” in a picture we all know you photoshopped 3 of your 4 chins out, cropped your receding hairline and altered the angle of the picture for your face to look less round. If that’s not insecurities...

And while there’s nothing wrong with a filter or two, reshaping your entire face to look somewhat human is, indeed, catfishing. And no one, absolutely no one is jealous of that.

Delusions of grandeur, or in Chantal’s case dare I say : Delusions of grosseur.

grosseur = size, in french

she has lost her freaking mind if she thinks anyone is jealous of her or insecure .she needs to see a psychiatrist quickly to help her deal with those delusions. I cant think of a single thing about her or her life that is enviable.

Not even her youtube bucks are enviable because she has to degrade herself and do disgusting thing for attention. She thinks she has fans but it is perverts with a fat fetish, haydure watchers, and people who egg her on for fun. I would not want to be her for a million bucks.

 

[vector3]

Part-time beauty guru, full-time fast food mukbanger with a fart fetish and a victim complex

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

We need to add Scooty Beauty when she inevitably starts using the scootie puff.

 

[TeracottaPah]

@Strine
How about RAUNCHY instead of filthy?
It's the first word I think of to describe Chantal.

 

[Twinkie]

Correct me but isn't she still "bathing" herself with wet wipes at this point, she's not actually showering or bathing, since November? I don't know why calling her filthy is such a stretch, honestly.