Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

I fucking knew I’ve seen that taco salad before!
The lunch she had in her most recent video was actually a picture from July last year when she started her first weight loss journey.
From July last year
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And the photo from her most recent video
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Here's an archive of the video, cause she's the type to delete evidence rather than just not be a dumb fat liar in the first place.
Here are inline excerpted archives focusing on the duplicate chicken salad segments:
Excerpted archive of 'Beach fun!!! DAY 11!!' posted Jul 19, 2018















Excerpted archive of 'Foods not the same....' posted Jan 18, 2020















in 7 years when Jeremiah has run away form home/been sent to juvvie/self-harming/beating his siblings, count on A-me to film a tearful video
Juvie is optimistic since ICE would take more interest, thanks to how Amy has failed to plan for his future. I'm sure she'll sugar-coat his future forced deportation as reconnecting with his birth family and culture. You can read about the Windrush deportations to find out how bleak and destroying that experience really is.
How often is she taking that kid out of school? Most U.S. schools have about 180 days per year scheduled and if a kid misses 10-12 of them then the schools threaten the parents with CPS visits.
I'm not from the US but from reading around here, it seems Oregon is extremely lax with children's rights.
 
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By the time she got home with the Burger King, that she totally didn't want to eat but really needed calories, she could have just ate at home. It's ok Amy, you wanted fast food, it's no surprise, but if you're going to admit to eating it what's the point in editing out your order? hmm..?

It sounds like she was/is leaving a 10 or 11 year old and a 2 and 3 year old alone in the car on a regular basis.. which is a triple misdemeanor in Oregon. Neglect: it's Amy's favorite pastime.

Her disgust for Jeremiah comes off as pure hatred. I'm surprised she didn't kick him out of the car in the drive thru when he was playing with those straws. The amount of fucking eye rolling this bitch does! just stop. You look stupid and no one cares how constantly upset you are with literally everything.

Can someone teach her that she can adjust her seatbelt height right behind her?? Maybe her used car salesman husband??
 
i am inspired to invent a body sock for super fats, one that will conform to each roll and absorb their secretions. i will insist on marketing it via infomercial
What will you call them?

Onesies for the two-tonsies- like the onesies that babies wear but for two ton people?

The Fatsuit - like a catsuit but for fatties?
 
Please correct me if I’m a badly trained filthy animal who doesn’t belong in society, but:
1 shower/day: Yes good
2 shower/day: Good within reason (workout, date, doc appt, gross & humid out, physical labor, whatever)
3: Is something wrong with you?
4: Something is wrong with you
5+ = Onision
 
I'm not from the US but from reading around here, it seems Oregon is extremely lax with children's rights.
Except they aren't really. That kid misses too much school and first the school counselours then CPS will climb straight up her ass with 5 mules and a Sherpa guide. The ONLY thing that might be protecting her from that is if she's telling the Salem school district that the kid has special holidays due to Muslim and Brown, then the school will fall all over itself to ensure EBIL DRUMPH ICE doesn't look at him.

But if CPS gets its eye on her, well... them child slavery rings don't run themselves.
 
Travel back to Amy's first-ever monetised weight-loss journey, back when she knew how to operate MyFitnessPal. Amy sweetly characterises a conversation with Ali where he helps her find something to eat but we just know she was deathfat raging at the time.

Archived excerpt of 'Remember to always put your feelings first! DAY 3' posted Jul 11, 2018 (quite the narc title there Amy). Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTqSf4mOS7E
 
Travel back to Amy's first-ever monetised weight-loss journey, back when she knew how to operate MyFitnessPal. Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTqSf4mOS7E
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LMAO she actually says she didn’t consider the calorie count for an 8-inch meat sub because “I figured it’s a sandwich, it’s healthy.” There are people who think like this? That the calories in a huge sandwich are so negligible that they need not be counted toward the day’s total? 😆
 
Schools are actually quite serious when it comes to children attending, and while each state and district handles things differently, it is federal law that they go.

In my state, school is 180 days. Kids are allowed ten excused absences. Excused means sick, going to a funeral, or a doctors appointment with note. It doesn’t mean the parent is allowed to excuse them for any reason they want.

Any day over ten is not allowed and has to be marked as true truant in the system, which in my state the DA can access. Once there are three unexcused absences in a row, a student is truant and a letter goes out to parents reminding them to get to school and telling them consequences. A child is criminally truant if they miss ten percent of the school year
(over their ten excused days). That is 18 days. Things become serious quickly. A meeting will be called with a review board called SARB, and if the child is sick (documented) they can set up home and hospital programs for them. If they are pulled out to take care of siblings, which happens a lot and parents never seem to feel shame, that’s when the DA gets involved. In my state, the District Attorney runs the program and a parent can and will be arrested for truancy if the counseling and other requirements that happen when a kid is SARBed fail. It carries a penalty of ten years.

Schools must abide by religious holidays but they can’t be made up on the fly. The district knows about the various religions and when the students need to be off. As an example, during Ramadan the Muslim kids won’t do strenuous PE activities because they can’t eat and drink. They still have to go but I think Eid is a recognized holiday. Schools know what is and what isnt. Obviously, out west where I am the Jewish holidays aren’t school days off, but back East they are. We don’t have snow days so our schedule is fixed. So each state can decide, as long as the kids have 180 days. (Some count by hours)

Bottom line, Amy is behaving like many white trash mothers I’ve seen, who think it’s perfectly ok to take a kid out of school to babysit or run an errand for Mama. But it is not something they will get away with for long Schools get money by each kid who shows up each day and when they don’t, trust me, it’s taken seriously.

Also, a senior who has missed something like 40 extra days aside from their excused ones can’t walk in graduation. That might be a district thing, but the parents who don’t mind taking their kid out of school to wipe their ass and floor, and then scream like holy hell because they can’t walk are unreal. Was it important? Then why didn't you get them here?

I can see Amy getting in trouble for this.
 
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Schools are actually quite serious when it comes to children attending, and while each state and district handles things differently, it is federal law that they go.

In my state, school is 180 days. Kids are allowed ten excused absences. Excused means sick, going to a funeral, or a doctors appointment with note. It doesn’t mean the parent is allowed to excuse them for any reason they want.

Any day over ten is not allowed and has to be marked as true truant in the system, which in my state the DA can access. Once there are three unexcused absences in a row, a student is truant and a letter goes out to parents reminding them to get to school and telling them consequences. A child is criminally truant if they miss ten percent of the school year
(over their ten excused days). That is 18 days. Things become serious quickly. A meeting will be called with a review board called SARB, and if the child is sick (documented) they can set up home and hospital programs for them. If they are pulled out to take care of siblings, which happens a lot and parents never seem to feel shame, that’s when the DA gets involved. In my state, the District Attorney runs the program and a parent can and will be arrested for truancy if the counseling and other requirements that happen when a kid is SARBed fail. It carries a penalty of ten years.

Schools must abide by religious holidays but they can’t be made up on the fly. The district knows about the various religions and when the students need to be off. As an example, during Ramadan the Muslim kids won’t do strenuous PE activities because they can’t eat and drink. They still have to go but I think Eid is a recognized holiday. Schools know what is and what isnt. Obviously, out west where I am the Jewish holidays aren’t school days off, but back East they are. We don’t have snow days so our schedule is fixed. So each state can decide, as long as the kids have 180 days. (Some count by hours)

Bottom line, Amy is behaving like many white trash mothers I’ve seen, who think it’s perfectly ok to take a kid out of school to babysit or run an errand for Mama. But it is not something they will get away with for long Schools get money by each kid who shows up each day and when they don’t, trust me, it’s taken seriously.

Also, a senior who has missed something like 40 extra days aside from their excused ones can’t walk in graduation. That might be a district thing, but the parents who don’t mind taking their kid out of school to wipe their ass and floor, and then scream like holy hell because they can’t walk are unreal. Was it important? Then why didn't you get them here?

I can see Amy getting in trouble for this.
I searched for Oregon-specific info based on what you've written here, and:
Under Oregon law, eight unexcused one-half day absences in any four-week period during the school year constitutes truancy. Parents who fail to ensure compliance can face a maximum $500 fine.
She might be skating these limits in four-week blocks? He might also be treated compassionately as he's more of a chronic absentee (PDF).
 
Schools are actually quite serious when it comes to children attending, and while each state and district handles things differently, it is federal law that they go.

In my state, school is 180 days. Kids are allowed ten excused absences. Excused means sick, going to a funeral, or a doctors appointment with note. It doesn’t mean the parent is allowed to excuse them for any reason they want.

Any day over ten is not allowed and has to be marked as true truant in the system, which in my state the DA can access. Once there are three unexcused absences in a row, a student is truant and a letter goes out to parents reminding them to get to school and telling them consequences. A child is criminally truant if they miss ten percent of the school year
(over their ten excused days). That is 18 days. Things become serious quickly. A meeting will be called with a review board called SARB, and if the child is sick (documented) they can set up home and hospital programs for them. If they are pulled out to take care of siblings, which happens a lot and parents never seem to feel shame, that’s when the DA gets involved. In my state, the District Attorney runs the program and a parent can and will be arrested for truancy if the counseling and other requirements that happen when a kid is SARBed fail. It carries a penalty of ten years.

Schools must abide by religious holidays but they can’t be made up on the fly. The district knows about the various religions and when the students need to be off. As an example, during Ramadan the Muslim kids won’t do strenuous PE activities because they can’t eat and drink. They still have to go but I think Eid is a recognized holiday. Schools know what is and what isnt. Obviously, out west where I am the Jewish holidays aren’t school days off, but back East they are. We don’t have snow days so our schedule is fixed. So each state can decide, as long as the kids have 180 days. (Some count by hours)

Bottom line, Amy is behaving like many white trash mothers I’ve seen, who think it’s perfectly ok to take a kid out of school to babysit or run an errand for Mama. But it is not something they will get away with for long Schools get money by each kid who shows up each day and when they don’t, trust me, it’s taken seriously.

Also, a senior who has missed something like 40 extra days aside from their excused ones can’t walk in graduation. That might be a district thing, but the parents who don’t mind taking their kid out of school to wipe their ass and floor, and then scream like holy hell because they can’t walk are unreal. Was it important? Then why didn't you get them here?

I can see Amy getting in trouble for this.
Thank you, that was very informative! What if the child isn’t a US citizen? Do the same laws still apply?
 
Another flashback, this time cooking. Amy suffers through cutting up a watermelon, having never done so in her life before, and explains that Ali cuts it into dangerously large pieces for the babies. Featuring countertop gunt support adjustments, slovenly cutting on the countertop and atrocious knife handling. Amy also explains her inability to let food leftovers go and how she instils this worry in her children.

Archived excerpt of '2 steps forward 3 steps back!! DAY 31' posted Aug 8, 2018. Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmcT8dgC6oY
 
Another flashback, this time cooking. Amy suffers through cutting up a watermelon, having never done so in her life before, and explains that Ali cuts it into dangerously large pieces for the babies. Featuring countertop gunt support adjustments, slovenly cutting on the countertop and atrocious knife handling. Amy also explains her inability to let food leftovers go and how she instils this worry in her children.

Archived excerpt of '2 steps forward 3 steps back!! DAY 31' posted Aug 8, 2018. Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmcT8dgC6oY
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I still can't believe she cuts directly on the counters like that. She's renting, right? I'd be pissed if my tenant did something like that.

Not to mention, you know her counters are not clean enough to cut food on. Especially not food that is going to be eaten raw.

It would be interesting to have someone go in and swab the surfaces in the house to see what kind of bacteria is thriving in that place. I feel like I'd need a hazmat suit to go in there given what I know about Amy's habits.
 
Schools are actually quite serious when it comes to children attending, and while each state and district handles things differently, it is federal law that they go.

In my state, school is 180 days. Kids are allowed ten excused absences. Excused means sick, going to a funeral, or a doctors appointment with note. It doesn’t mean the parent is allowed to excuse them for any reason they want.

Any day over ten is not allowed and has to be marked as true truant in the system, which in my state the DA can access. Once there are three unexcused absences in a row, a student is truant and a letter goes out to parents reminding them to get to school and telling them consequences. A child is criminally truant if they miss ten percent of the school year
(over their ten excused days). That is 18 days. Things become serious quickly. A meeting will be called with a review board called SARB, and if the child is sick (documented) they can set up home and hospital programs for them. If they are pulled out to take care of siblings, which happens a lot and parents never seem to feel shame, that’s when the DA gets involved. In my state, the District Attorney runs the program and a parent can and will be arrested for truancy if the counseling and other requirements that happen when a kid is SARBed fail. It carries a penalty of ten years.

Schools must abide by religious holidays but they can’t be made up on the fly. The district knows about the various religions and when the students need to be off. As an example, during Ramadan the Muslim kids won’t do strenuous PE activities because they can’t eat and drink. They still have to go but I think Eid is a recognized holiday. Schools know what is and what isnt. Obviously, out west where I am the Jewish holidays aren’t school days off, but back East they are. We don’t have snow days so our schedule is fixed. So each state can decide, as long as the kids have 180 days. (Some count by hours)

Bottom line, Amy is behaving like many white trash mothers I’ve seen, who think it’s perfectly ok to take a kid out of school to babysit or run an errand for Mama. But it is not something they will get away with for long Schools get money by each kid who shows up each day and when they don’t, trust me, it’s taken seriously.

Also, a senior who has missed something like 40 extra days aside from their excused ones can’t walk in graduation. That might be a district thing, but the parents who don’t mind taking their kid out of school to wipe their ass and floor, and then scream like holy hell because they can’t walk are unreal. Was it important? Then why didn't you get them here?

I can see Amy getting in trouble for this.
in states with really bad truancy it is more of a matter of being unable to get everyone in trouble. iirc the federal money is based off of counts that occur on specific days, so they can make an effort to make sure kids are in school on those days and still get the coin.


from the article: "about 23 percent of students in Oregon and 27 percent of students in Washington missed three weeks of school or more. "
 
I still can't believe she cuts directly on the counters like that. She's renting, right? I'd be pissed if my tenant did something like that.


It’s a really great way to lose your security deposit, because countertop resurfacing ain’t cheap, and it’s not usually included in normal wear and tear during occupancy.

That video explains why she was so proudly showing off her damn cutting board in a later vid.

Don’t read KF directly before bed, kids. Unless you just enjoy having dreams where you steal Amy’s kidses to take them to a better life and make your getaway in a gold 1985 Chrysler Fifth Avenue.
 
Another flashback, this time cooking. Amy suffers through cutting up a watermelon, having never done so in her life before, and explains that Ali cuts it into dangerously large pieces for the babies. Featuring countertop gunt support adjustments, slovenly cutting on the countertop and atrocious knife handling. Amy also explains her inability to let food leftovers go and how she instils this worry in her children.

Archived excerpt of '2 steps forward 3 steps back!! DAY 31' posted Aug 8, 2018. Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmcT8dgC6oY
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Legit though this was Amberlynn and was very confused

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Another flashback, this time cooking. Amy suffers through cutting up a watermelon, having never done so in her life before, and explains that Ali cuts it into dangerously large pieces for the babies. Featuring countertop gunt support adjustments, slovenly cutting on the countertop and atrocious knife handling. Amy also explains her inability to let food leftovers go and how she instils this worry in her children.

Archived excerpt of '2 steps forward 3 steps back!! DAY 31' posted Aug 8, 2018. Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmcT8dgC6oY
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How in gods hell did anyone thought that this is okay to put out on the internet for the whole world to see? I'm horrified by that gunt. That she has to arch her back so far back just to get her gunt off the counter. She is monstrous.
 
Travel back to Amy's first-ever monetised weight-loss journey, back when she knew how to operate MyFitnessPal. Amy sweetly characterises a conversation with Ali where he helps her find something to eat but we just know she was deathfat raging at the time.

Archived excerpt of 'Remember to always put your feelings first! DAY 3' posted Jul 11, 2018 (quite the narc title there Amy). Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTqSf4mOS7E
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