Skitzocow Dana Marie Cain / Oracle of Venus / The Scorpion - Divorced Unlovable Batshit Space Demon Waitress with NPD, Gangstalked by Alphabet Agencies, "Pretending to be Rеtarded", #SaveJoelIrish, running from the long arm of the law

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I've been watching this thread for awhile.

@Dana Marie Cain you look like a shitty B list actress named Frances McDormand in this Boomer-tier movie I am currently watching. Her philtrum is slightly larger than yours tho.

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri is the name of the movie. You're a boomer so you might like it.

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ForscytheBat said:
I've been watching this thread for awhile.

@Dana Marie Cain you look like a shitty B list actress named Frances McDormand in this Boomer-tier movie I am currently watching. Her philtrum is slightly larger than yours tho.

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri is the name of the movie. You're a boomer so you might like it.

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Wow. Nothing new? She must be getting laid by some sicko, be running, or have an audience somewhere.
 
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Wow. Nothing new? She must be getting laid by some sicko, be running, or have an audience somewhere.
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She's still logging in here & Spencer is apparently moving back to TX. She's been flat out told that her being constantly drunk in videos & running her mouth is ruining her already slim chance in court for her DUI so she's stfu. That & she's too broke to be able to afford anything but an Obamaphone.
 
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She's still logging in here & Spencer is apparently moving back to TX. She's been flat out told that her being constantly drunk in videos & running her mouth is ruining her already slim chance in court for her DUI so she's stfu. That & she's too broke to be able to afford anything but an Obamaphone.
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Come on now she can afford wine just as long as its that old wonder wine instant wine mix kit. You know, the stuff you literally add water to, put it in a 2L coke bottle with some sugar and sit it by a heat source for 2 weeks:

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No, really, those were the actual directions written on the box for this stuff. They used to sell it all over the place in the 90s. Including to high school kids who could buy it due to a loophole in the law that allowed them to sell it to minors because there wasn't any alcohol in it until it fermented. It worked out to something like 25 cents per gallon of homemade wine. Definitely within danas price range and very appropriate for her status in society

Unfortunately for dana they don't sell this stuff anymore as far as i'm aware
 
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WonderWino said:
Come on now she can afford wine just as long as its that old wonder wine instant wine mix kit. You know, the stuff you literally add water to, put it in a 2L coke bottle with some sugar and sit it by a heat source for 2 weeks:

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No, really, those were the actual directions written on the box for this stuff. They used to sell it all over the place in the 90s. Including to high school kids who could buy it due to a loophole in the law that allowed them to sell it to minors because there wasn't any alcohol in it until it fermented. It worked out to something like 25 cents per gallon of homemade wine. Definitely within danas price range and very appropriate for her status in society

Unfortunately for dana they don't sell this stuff anymore as far as i'm aware
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Ugh, and I thought goon sacks were the cheapest shits I'd ever heard of
 
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She's still logging in here & Spencer is apparently moving back to TX. She's been flat out told that her being constantly drunk in videos & running her mouth is ruining her already slim chance in court for her DUI so she's stfu. That & she's too broke to be able to afford anything but an Obamaphone.
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I did get confirmation of that today. However, he is not coming back to Steph and Skip's. He will be staying with friends.
 
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The only thing that makes SNL funny these days is how much this sketch reminds me of Dana.
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Last Call with Adam Sandler - SNL

A bartender (Kenan Thompson) witnesses the unfortunate hookup between Sheila Sovage (Kate McKinnon), Bernie Letzman (Adam Sandler) and his wife Melba (Kriste...
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Dear Jebus, it's dead on, right down to fucking drones! I also feel we've all been Kenan @ 2:42 due to the tism tsunami that is Dumpster.
 
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So, this was just sent to me from Steph. This "man" posted this on Steph and Skip's Youtube page. It stinks of Dana. If you read the wording, it sounds like the same shit she has said time and time again. Almost right down to exact wording. I am super tech dumb but I figure someone here can maybe doing some digging.
 

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