r/childfree - Where child-haters congregate

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

You know how people now talk about eating disorders and disordered eating, with the latter being people who have issues with food but not enough for a diagnosis? That's how I feel about most r/childfree people: they don't have a personality disorder, but they do have a disordered personality. There's a lot of issues with relating to other people and understanding socially normative behavior.

Also, a lot of them take crazy cat lady to a new level.

I poke around there now and then and it seems like there's a sizable chunk of people who grew up in abusive households and don't know how to break the cycle other than by just going childfree altogether. Tbh I can respect the people with bad mental health/prone to outbursts or addiction issues that are self aware enough to know they couldn't raise a child properly and opt out. Those people aren't the cows though, the 13 year olds talking about how much they hate their 2 year old sibling and start looking for doctors to sterilize them are the ones that I derive amusement from personally.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

I poke around there now and then and it seems like there's a sizable chunk of people who grew up in abusive households and don't know how to break the cycle other than by just going childfree altogether. Tbh I can respect the people with bad mental health/prone to outbursts or addiction issues that are self aware enough to know they couldn't raise a child properly and opt out. Those people aren't the cows though, the 13 year olds talking about how much they hate their 2 year old sibling and start looking for doctors to sterilize them are the ones that I derive amusement from personally.

Absolutely.

Oh god, I know a 22 year old obsessive Disney person who gets paid to dress up as a princess and go to children's parties, has written a Lion King sequel/alternative movie with a self-insert meerkat love interest for Timon, and never shuts up on Facebook about how she's childfree. She has a boyfriend and I don't know how.

I posted this in 2018. She's now planning on getting a partial or full hysterectomy this year, because she has endometriosis. A full hysterectomy involves removing the ovaries, which means she would be in menopause at 24, which is dumb. And it doesn't even cure endo! Lots of people still have symptoms after getting one.

Also, she draws sexually explicit Disney furry porn and she's clearly sexually attracted to Foulfellow, who is a villain from Pinocchio.

I can't find the post to be sure, but I think she has an older half brother from her father that she didn't know about until fairly recently, which makes me assume some familial relationship problems.

Another thing she does, and a lot of childfree people do this, is seeing themselves as the only one. They're very unique and special and put upon. She posted in 2015 when she was 19 that it's depressing that most people she grew up with at [local Catholic church] are engaged, married, pregnant, or have kids. I didn't go there but I'm from the same area and it's not true! Kids are expected to go to college and not get married until they're done and out of wedlock childbirth is rare. The average age at first marriage in my state is 30.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Also, she draws sexually explicit Disney furry porn and she's clearly sexually attracted to Foulfellow, who is a villain from Pinocchio.

How scummy. Cheating on my man Timon like that.

 

[The Dude]

Dogs poop outside and you clean it up with a shovel. Babies poop in a paper bag wrapped around their waists and sometimes decide to rub it all over themselves and eat it.

Dogs poop outside IF you housebreak them properly, and even then sometimes they can have accidents. And dogs eat poop all the time: their's, the other dog's, the cat's...dogs love eating feces. Baby poop is no big deal. For the first few months it doesn't even smell. Yeah, its gross, but you get used to it. And the whole stereotype of babies rubbing shit everywhere is way overblown. Neither of my boys ever did it, and I only know one pair of parents who had a baby ever do it. Sometimes you'll get a "blow-out" where the diaper gets overloaded past capacity, but most of the time it's because the parent either went too long without changing the baby, or because they were out of the house with the baby and didn't bring enough diapers. Blow-outs can easily be avoided with some planning and due diligence.

 

[Rice Is Ready]

Dogs poop outside IF you housebreak them properly, and even then sometimes they can have accidents. And dogs eat poop all the time: their's, the other dog's, the cat's...dogs love eating feces. Baby poop is no big deal. For the first few months it doesn't even smell. Yeah, its gross, but you get used to it. And the whole stereotype of babies rubbing shit everywhere is way overblown. Neither of my boys ever did it, and I only know one pair of parents who had a baby ever do it. Sometimes you'll get a "blow-out" where the diaper gets overloaded past capacity, but most of the time it's because the parent either went too long without changing the baby, or because they were out of the house with the baby and didn't bring enough diapers. Blow-outs can easily be avoided with some planning and due diligence.

There is no difference between your babies and some hobo bum outside with shit in his pants. Babies also vomit as much as the average street bum as well. Babies are gross and you won't catch me changing a diaper.

 

[Non-Expert!]

There is no difference between your babies and some hobo bum outside with shit in his pants. Babies also vomit as much as the average street bum as well. Babies are gross and you won't catch me changing a diaper.

Who cares? A hobo outside with shit in his pants needs help as much as a baby.

And truth be told, unless you are some sort of heir to a massive estate, all it takes is a head injury, for most of us to become that hobo.

OT, but breastfed babies' shit really does not stink, it is just whey and casein, derived from mother's milk. When you formula feed it smells bad, and adding solids becomes like pee-you.

Nobody has asked you to change any diapers.

Is this thread heading in the "plagued" direction?

 

[The Dude]

There is no difference between your babies and some hobo bum outside with shit in his pants. Babies also vomit as much as the average street bum as well. Babies are gross and you won't catch me changing a diaper.

LOL so you're a pussy. Got it.

 

[Non-Expert!]

LOL so you're a pussy. Got it.

No, they are an asshole. Just one that does not shit, namely a clean one.

 

[Azafran90]

Dogs poop outside IF you housebreak them properly, and even then sometimes they can have accidents. And dogs eat poop all the time: their's, the other dog's, the cat's...dogs love eating feces. Baby poop is no big deal. For the first few months it doesn't even smell. Yeah, its gross, but you get used to it. And the whole stereotype of babies rubbing shit everywhere is way overblown. Neither of my boys ever did it, and I only know one pair of parents who had a baby ever do it. Sometimes you'll get a "blow-out" where the diaper gets overloaded past capacity, but most of the time it's because the parent either went too long without changing the baby, or because they were out of the house with the baby and didn't bring enough diapers. Blow-outs can easily be avoided with some planning and due diligence.

My daugther decorated her room with shit every morning until I broke and told her "you think George Pig would like this? George Pig would go EUCK at this!!". This convinced her to stop, somehow.

Anyway, I can see how having children is not for everyone...

 

[Non-Expert!]

My daugther decorated her room with shit every morning until I broke and told her "you think George Pig would like this? George Pig would go EUCK at this!!". This convinced her to stop, somehow.

Anyway, I can see how having children is not for everyone...

Actually a pig probably wouldn't mind hanging about in a crap-streaked pen. George Pig might be the exception. Unfortunately people have a hard time with crap-fingerpaint.

I am glad the situation resolved.

If somebody never wants to clean up a drop of fecal matter, good career choices would be museum curator, engineer, or university instructor in a liberal arts field. Oh yeah, maybe IT, Comp Sci ...

No children in sight for miles, and few incontinent adults to stink the place up.

Child haters, there is a place for you in this world!

 

[The Dude]

My daugther decorated her room with shit every morning until I broke and told her "you think George Pig would like this? George Pig would go EUCK at this!!". This convinced her to stop, somehow.

Anyway, I can see how having children is not for everyone...

Is George Pig her favorite stuffed animal? Or a cartoon character? Mrs. Dude and I never really did pre-school cartoons with our boys, so forgive me if that's a character that I don't know.

 

[saisegeha]

If somebody never wants to clean up a drop of fecal matter, good career choices would be IT, Comp Sci ...

No children in sight for miles, and few incontinent adults to stink the place up.

>IT & Comp Sci
>no incontinent adults to stink up the place

Uuuh, quite the opposite in my experience .
Every dev office I've had the pleasure of visiting for sales so far was filled with smelling obese manchildren until you get into the manager/sales space. And a dude who just straight out shat himself, but that's because he had Crohn's.

 

[The Dude]

>IT & Comp Sci
>no incontinent adults to stink up the place

Uuuh, quite the opposite in my experience .
Every dev office I've had the pleasure of visiting for sales so far was filled with smelling obese manchildren until you get into the manager/sales space. And a dude who just straight out shat himself, but that's because he had Crohn's.

Honestly, you run the risk of coming into contact with feces just by existing. I used to work at the Office of Veterans Affairs years ago, and was greated by a big, fresh loaf right in the middle of the stall floor. I like to imagine that some old geezer was emptying his colostomy bag, missed the bowl, and was too embarrassed to say anything...but I know that wasn't the case. I know, because you don't get a loaf out of a colostomy bag. So either someone dropped trou and pinched one off over the floor, or fished it out of the bowl with his bare hands.

But honestly, being afraid of a bodily function is rather silly and immature. Especially in regards to babies. Yeah, its grody, but we all do it. At least with babies its (usually) contained in a diaper and easily disposed of. If you're really scared of getting it on you, then keep a box of latex gloves in your diaper bag.

And if you genuinely believe you're not cut out to have kids, then more power to you. Just don't be childish about it.

 

[Azafran90]

Is George Pig her favorite stuffed animal? Or a cartoon character? Mrs. Dude and I never really did pre-school cartoons with our boys, so forgive me if that's a character that I don't know.

He's Peppa Pig's brother, whom she had some kind of weird fixation on.
You are a lucky one, thanks to daugther I'm an enciclopedia of toddler cartoons' lore.
paw patrol is overrated dog shit

 

[Non-Expert!]

Here is a good vibe for you. Boss took the time and effort to grind down the sides of tables so that kids couldn't sit perched on the side of tables.
Childfree waitress gloats.

 

[The Dude]

Here is a good vibe for you. Boss took the time and effort to grind down the sides of tables so that kids couldn't sit perched on the side of tables.
Childfree waitress gloats.

A waitress, eh? I wonder what her degree was in? My guess is some form of Gender Studies.

 

[Rice Is Ready]

I'm not cleaning any faeces that's the woman's job. Any man that says otherwise is a BETA SIMP. Period.

I know a Hispanic guy with like 8 kids he never changed a diaper in his life.

 

[queerape]

She's now planning on getting a partial or full hysterectomy this year, because she has endometriosis. A full hysterectomy involves removing the ovaries, which means she would be in menopause at 24, which is dumb. And it doesn't even cure endo! Lots of people still have symptoms after getting one.

A total hysteroectomy is just the removal of the uterus and cervix, but since she is not also having an oophrectomy, her ovaries will still be intact. So, she won't go into menopause but cannot physcially get pregnant. She may go into menopause slightly earlier, but probably not until her 40s. Many people with no uterus still go into menopause at an average age. The ovaries will continue cyling and making hormones, even with no uterus. Ordinarily, they do not want to do an oophrectomy unless is absolutely needed, because when you put a person into surgically induced premature menopause, their cardiovascular mortality risk goes way up, as well as their risk of osteoporosis.

A hysterectomy is last resort if drug therapy has failed or conservative surgery like ablation (which also can make you sterile) has not helped. Salpingectomy (removal of fallopian tubes) is done if the endo has spread to the fallopian tubes in very severe cases which is how it can cause symptoms even with no uterus. But even then, they don't touch the ovaries.

She posted in 2015 when she was 19 that it's depressing that most people she grew up with at [local Catholic church] are engaged, married, pregnant, or have kids. I didn't go there but I'm from the same area and it's not true! Kids are expected to go to college and not get married until they're done and out of wedlock childbirth is rare. The average age at first marriage in my state is 30.

It sounds like a bit of sour grapes and overcompensating, with a hint of jealousy that at least those people got picked. There is an overlap between FemCels and CF. In many ways it could be the MGTOW of women, in the sense of expressing "You can't fire me, because I quit" with regards to starting a family, at least in her case.

 

[The Dude]

A total hysteroectomy is just the removal of the uterus and cervix, but since she is not also having an oophrectomy, her ovaries will still be intact. So, she won't go into menopause but cannot physcially get pregnant. She may go into menopause slightly earlier, but probably not until her 40s. Many people with no uterus still go into menopause at an average age. The ovaries will continue cyling and making hormones, even with no uterus. Ordinarily, they do not want to do an oophrectomy unless is absolutely needed, because when you put a person into surgically induced premature menopause, their cardiovascular mortality risk goes way up, as well as their risk of osteoporosis.

A hysterectomy is last resort if drug therapy has failed or conservative surgery like ablation (which also can make you sterile) has not helped. Salpingectomy (removal of fallopian tubes) is done if the endo has spread to the fallopian tubes in very severe cases which is how it can cause symptoms even with no uterus. But even then, they don't touch the ovaries.



It sounds like a bit of sour grapes and overcompensating, with a hint of jealousy that at least those people got picked. There is an overlap between FemCels and CF. In many ways it could be the MGTOW of women, in the sense of expressing "You can't fire me, because I quit" with regards to starting a family, at least in her case.

It honestly wouldn't surprise me if a lot of these CF spergs are just bitter because they're either too ugly for anyone to want to have sex with them (let alone start a family with them), or were too busy "living their life" (read: fucked around doing childish shit) to the point where they got old and passed over for younger people. A lot of their posts reek of desperate "Oh yeah? Well, I didn't want to play your stupid game anyways!" attempts at saving face.

 

[Non-Expert!]

I'm not cleaning any faeces that's the woman's job. Any man that says otherwise is a BETA SIMP. Period.

I know a Hispanic guy with like 8 kids he never changed a diaper in his life.

Do you clean your own faeces? Or do you have a female on hand to perform that duty for you?

Are you Hispanic? Aparentamente el machismo no tiene fronteras, Yanqui.