Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

Whoever said “vagina bones” made Jake’s year. As far as I can tell, though, his basic argument is Rhys’ “the existence of outliers proves that you just can’t tell who’s biologically female LA LA LA I’M NOT LISTENING” reasoning.

I don’t recall seeing any of these archaeologists. Were they the people who declared Jake a terrorism expert and can’t tell he’s a man? Did Jake get triggered as he usually does and scold the archaeologists for tagging him in with transphobes?
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
Vagina bones is an old meme that's come around a couple times, like "sharp knees" where I assume nobody is using it seriously. Jake should just accept that vagina bones are real and note that his are coming in along with his hips and female nipples.
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The one time Jake was right and the other person wasn’t even being serious. How sad.
 
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He's lost so much weight his pants are falling down!
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"I mean, I personally would probably need a C-section, yeah"
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Yes, a c-section is definitely the thing Jake should be worried about in life.
Jaimas said:
....I really, really wanna bully him.

Like some people just absolutely need their asses kicked.
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It's too late. Jake was bullied too much or not enough back in middle\high school but I think he's a lost cause now.
Not that I would dissuade anyone from trying, but you'd need a really big locker to shove him in.
 
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"Babies leave scrape marks on the inside of your pelvis..."
Wait what?
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I’d only put it at 50/50 that Jake even knows how babies are made.
Apteryx Owenii said:
Yes, a c-section is definitely the thing Jake should be worried about in life.
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I like the bit about a “still experimental operation.” This gnome seems to think we’re this close to troons being able to carry a baby to term.
 
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As a collector I am deeply saddened knowing that the Trenchcoat Mafia edition of Jake is likely lost to history.
 
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Water-T said:
Jake didn't lose weight - he just wore the same sweatpants for so long that the elastic waistband wore out and doesn't constrict enough to stay up anymore.
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Frankly, I just assumed he’d gotten even fatter and could not longer pull his pants up to his waist. It must’ve been very embarrassing for his mom on their trip to McDonald’s.
 
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I have finally highlighted my way through this thread (all hail the Ooperator). And my only takeaway is that if there wasn't such a blinding, ceaseless, hourly source of content from this guy, I would say he's a Poe. The quantity is the only defining factor. Which is wild, because there's YEARS of this trash, and it still reads almost half fake.
 
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dotONION said:
I have finally highlighted my way through this thread (all hail the Ooperator). And my only takeaway is that if there wasn't such a blinding, ceaseless, hourly source of content from this guy, I would say he's a Poe. The quantity is the only defining factor. Which is wild, because there's YEARS of this trash, and it still reads almost half fake.
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There's always the possibility that this Jake Alley is just one of Nora Reed's bots given sentience. He posts like a bot with how repitive he talks
 
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Jake is 100% still wearing his pants under his sagging belly so he can wear a smaller waist size. He won't even pull them up over the gunt like a fat woman, which would give him a lot of extra room for weight loss.
 
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Vagina bones being an old meme that gets laughs out of the autists on GamerGhazi is exactly why Jake is trying to make a point out of it. He is clamouring for something the 'cool kids' are talking about and like. Like that highschool weirdo walking past the jocks yelling "I like footballs'. If in your world the cool kids are Ghazi, you have gone horribly wrong somewhere.
 
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I went to see if Jake noticed that Vox wrote a version of his GAMERGATE IS TRUMP article including tying STEVE BANNON AND MILO to it all and he's been sperging for hours about all kinds of shit, mostly vague rants about media cliches that are annoying him that I just skipped over.

No longer an investigative journalist?
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A cult you say?
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Jake discovers revealed preferences, again.
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Jake's life is a horrible nightmare due to gator Nazi medicab drivers, please donate to Patreon so he won't die from begging on the street while trans.
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