Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - OG Internet blogger, Author of the NYT bestseller Alphabet of Manliness, Cohost of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, Filer of the Lolsuit. MADDOX BLAST!

Bit of a Cassandra, I guess. He trolled Dick long before everyone else noticed he was exceptional. We were all too dazzled by Maddox' supercritical stupidity to see the glow of potential lolcowdom from Dick.

You had to be notably insane to come off as a nutcase in the early days of the show, considering just how dodgy and clumsy Maddox was acting for such a long time. The rise of Clown World didn't help matters either, as loonies like Stefan Molyneux could build audiences by just putting out the impression that they're sane and pro-Trump as so many of us slowly watched people we follow and people we knew get increasingly unhinged.

But we're all just sort of used to it now, so the veil is falling down.

Honestly, I think Dick needs to just take a break from Reddit. Reddit is inherently frustratingly rétarded, with how circlejerky it is and how everyone has to abide by the karma system (that totally doesn't matter, guys!) to not get their posts buried and not feel like they're being shit on. Same sentiment goes for Twitter. Take a break from social media for a while, keep the podcasts going, and just record like 5 episodes in a row with no guests, getting all outside material entirely from your inbox. I think that'd be the best thing to do right now.
 
Jesse acted like quite a little bitch around that time. He claims most of his gay oppery was in direct response to Dickheads fucking with him and Madcast's sponsors, which did happen and is more or less understandable, but let's not forget his claim that he was going to sue EZPZ for defamation. Maybe that was some kind of high level trolling but I don't really buy it. There is and always has been a tinge of desperation and butthurt emotional investment in a lot of what he does.

That said, I've checked out some of his content and enjoyed it, which is more than I can say for anything on TDS recently. Though apparently one of his :epik: listeners TP'd Kay Cooking's house, which is just fucking gay.
 
Jesse acted like quite a little bitch around that time. He claims most of his gay oppery was in direct response to Dickheads fucking with him and Madcast's sponsors, which did happen and is more or less understandable, but let's not forget his claim that he was going to sue EZPZ for defamation. Maybe that was some kind of high level trolling but I don't really buy it. There is and always has been a tinge of desperation and butthurt emotional investment in a lot of what he does.

That said, I've checked out some of his content and enjoyed it, which is more than I can say for anything on TDS recently. Though apparently one of his :epik: listeners TP'd Kay Cooking's house, which is just fucking gay.
Oh, yeah, he definitely can get homotional and overreact to shit sometimes. I haven't even seen a whole lot of his material and have noticed that about him. I think that automatically comes with the desire to be a known eceleb though, and the ability to know when to course-correct, before tripling- or quadrupling- down, is what separates those who don't have dedicated cow threads from those that do.
Hopefully, though, one day Jesse can discover his own personal Great White Sperg Whale that leads him into uncontrolled lolcow behaviors, and a resulting new era of his ecareer as an unintentional entertainer
 
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Oh, yeah, he definitely can get homotional and overreact to shit sometimes. I haven't even seen a whole lot of his material and have noticed that about him. I think that automatically comes with the desire to be a known eceleb though, and the ability to know when to course-correct, before tripling- or quadrupling- down, is what separates those who do have dedicated cow threads from those that don't. Hopefully one day Jesse can discover his own personal Great White Sperg Whale that leads him into uncontrolled lolcow behaviors, and a resulting new era of his ecareer as an unintentional entertainer

Maybe I'm fanboying too hard for him but I don't really think Jesse cares about fame. He started his show 10 years ago and barely gets 2k views a video now. I really don't know what keeps him going.
 
How funny would it be if dick ended up becoming just as loathed as maddox? I love clown world.

As widely-lampooned as Maddox, but as hated?

I know firsthand how cold and hard it sucks to get sued. Until the lolsuit it was just an internet slap fight, but for the sake of that poor fucking Patreon employee alone, Maddox has killed any goodwill I might ever extend to him.
 
Jesse has been gay opping in the TDS subreddit, trying to push the "80s girl was a camwhore" narrative only he (and Mental Jess) has ever brought up

It very well could be Jess, but taking advantage of Dick Show reddit drama seems more Jesse's MO. It's worth remembering how massive a sperg he was in the earlier days of TDS. His trolling attempts were mostly failures and involved petty shit like doxxing and scamming (iirc doxxed some fb group Dickheads and Madcucks on his show, made a fake Madcucks patreon before the real one went up), which all ended in him losing his own patreon and backing off from trying to troll TDS.

Speaking of Jesse though, it's funny that Dick is complaining so much about concern trolling lately. I seem to remember him stirring up a whole lot of insincere outrage over Jesse calling Dick's friend, Denzel, the n word on his show, as a means to get at Maddox and potentially lose him sponsors/guests.
 
Jesse has been gay opping in the TDS subreddit, trying to push the "80s girl was a camwhore" narrative only he (and Mental Jess) has ever brought up

It very well could be Jess, but taking advantage of Dick Show reddit drama seems more Jesse's MO. It's worth remembering how massive a sperg he was in the earlier days of TDS. His trolling attempts were mostly failures and involved petty shit like doxxing and scamming (iirc doxxed some fb group Dickheads and Madcucks on his show, made a fake Madcucks patreon before the real one went up), which all ended in him losing his own patreon and backing off from trying to troll TDS.

Speaking of Jesse though, it's funny that Dick is complaining so much about concern trolling lately. I seem to remember him stirring up a whole lot of insincere outrage over Jesse calling Dick's friend, Denzel, the n word on his show, as a means to get at Maddox and potentially lose him sponsors/guests.
Christ I've been listening to TDS for a couple years now and I don't even understand what these chucklefucks are rambling about.

Reddit is the absolute worst site with the only thing they're good at is fixing technical errors.
 
I'm starting to think we really should have a subforum for everyone involved with The Dick Show.

That being said, a little thing I noticed on an alt account of mine that was still subbed was that Asterios is still uploading on YouTube and getting fuck all views. His subscriber count is also hidden, hahahahahaha. It's mostly just his podcast.

But what's funny is that almost everything from 5 months ago has over a thousand views, and barely anything does afterwards. When he pulled that shit with Dick, he lost a huge chunk of his audience - and judging by viewcounts, it looks like over half of it. Damn.

Well, time to unsub.
 
Honestly, I think Dick needs to just take a break from Reddit. Reddit is inherently frustratingly rétarded, with how circlejerky it is and how everyone has to abide by the karma system (that totally doesn't matter, guys!) to not get their posts buried and not feel like they're being shit on.
I'm hoping Dick does not let the subreddit lead to his downfall. He should learn from the story of Anthony Cumia, who was on top of the world until he let criticism from /r/OpieAndAnthony get to his head.
 
How funny would it be if dick ended up becoming just as loathed as maddox? I love clown world.
That's kind of to be expected with this post-bloodsports community. They all seem to self-immolate at some point with varying degrees of recovery.

Hopefully he goes the Ethan Ralph route where he nosedives spectacularly but manages to rebuild with a little more consciousness of what led him off the cliff in the first place.
 
But what's funny is that almost everything from 5 months ago has over a thousand views, and barely anything does afterwards. When he pulled that shit with Dick, he lost a huge chunk of his audience - and judging by viewcounts, it looks like over half of it. Damn.

I think people were already wavering about him and when he decided to be a gigantic and absolute cuck, it was the last straw.
 
I think people were already wavering about him and when he decided to be a gigantic and absolute cuck, it was the last straw.
There were a boatload of red flags but not much had actually been said by primary parties. Once these guys started talking though it became clear just what a greedy little gossip gremlin Asterios was. I still don't even understand all his actions to be honest. He clearly cared soooo much about his own personal image, about not being labelled a nazi bigot etc, but any and all damage had already been done, surely? Doors had already been permanently shut on him for his own actions/words/jokes and the associations he had kept for a long time. In the shitty online comedy world he wanted to inhabit, he was a fucking non-starter and the fact he didn't realise this and just make do with the fanbases already available to him (very GENEROUS fanbases may I add) still confuses me. Add to that all his shit talking behind people's back, his supposed drug issues and refusals to downsize his spending or relocate... He just comes across as delusional of both what his situation was and what he was 'entitled' to.
 
As widely-lampooned as Maddox, but as hated?

I know firsthand how cold and hard it sucks to get sued. Until the lolsuit it was just an internet slap fight, but for the sake of that poor fucking Patreon employee alone, Maddox has killed any goodwill I might ever extend to him.
I just don't understand how someone trying to make it in showbiz/Hollywood can be so blindly idiotic and oblivious to how all his actions could be perceived by the people he hopes to get jobs/roles from, from a Hollywood corporate exec, all the way to some small time unknown trying to launch an indy project. The corporate exec would see how he chose to pursue an insane vendetta, instead of going along to get along while there was already a healthy stream of easy money rolling in for the foreseeable future. That would disqualify Maddox within any Hollywood player's eyes right there, even if Maddox had the most morally sound reasons ever to hold a huge grudge, lol, morals > money is not the showbiz way in any context ever. And the indy nobody would stay as far away from Maddox as possible. Nobody wants to risk an insane, litigious, angry douche to cockblock their career before it's even begun. Lol, all that isn't even mentioning his actions towards that Patreon employee. Good job making sure you even gave reason for Big Tech, and their budding streaming/entertainment divisions, to hate, and be wary of, you too, mental midget Maddox
 
Good job making sure you even gave reason for Big Tech, and their budding streaming/entertainment divisions, to hate, and be wary of, you too, mental midget Maddox

And all to suck the cocks and girlcocks of people who will never consider him anything but sexist scum for The Alphabet of Manliness and other shit he's said, no matter how hard he cucks.
 
Asterios was never funny, he just does a silly voice.

Nothing like trying to fast forward his stupid this day in history bit on BPitU while flying at 75 down a highway.

Was any seriously laughing over "DIGITAL CYBERDEMON"?

Still, him losing to Dick and voting Trump is the funniest thing he contributed.
 
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