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Probably, I can so see him fucking up the controllers by inserting them in the wrong way.
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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Metatarsupial
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After his beagles ate the first one.
Not really I have no idea.
Probably so he could put Neptune sonichu on it or whatever.
FadeIntoBolivian
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Man, even back in the day, I can easily picture Chris having 2 game boys and linking them together to trade with himself. I don't know anything about pokemon after like 2001, but I'm assuming there has to be an online trading mechanic in all of them now. Like, you know he doesn't need real friends or both versions to get all the pokemon, he just loves buying games lol. Everyone knows to be a real pokemon master you pick one version and stick with it, anyways. I was red and my sister was blue and we liked it that way.
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Good to see Chris still fails to understand facetious humor and sarcasm. But he's TOTALLY overcome his Autism, you guys.
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The key digress here is Incest
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chris is a fucking hillbilly that needs to get shot already
Cardboard Box Mountain
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Still doesn't know how the English language works.
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The best I can get out side this is "I was never actually related to my own asanine creations and they weren't related to each other by blood so it's not creepy that they fucked or I drew it.
Being a lazy, useless sack of shit online and sperging about media is just as valid as doing real work and I don't need to do any " real work"
Oh and of course. There really is a version of me in another world that is and always has been a cute all powerful anime girl goddess and not a fat, smelly, sweaty, ugly manchild turned living insult against the Autistic and the transgendered, who embodies every negative stereotype of both, and is a prime example of why eugenics and institutionalization may have been a good idea.
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What was that about "I too have dreamed of sex with my mother", and "who hasn't?", Chris?
Kiwi Farms remembers.
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maybe barb too is simply an alternate fragment of chris and not biologically related
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those videos with a rapist‘s eye view of Bard laying in bed begging for money only confirm it for me.
Apteka
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That's true, I mean he spent a lot of money on PSN "special content" for games he didn't even own. Undoubtedly part of his hoarding tendencies inherited from Barb.
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TL;DR: "I fucked myself as a setsy laydee in another dimension, among which. Also, I'm never getting a job."
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Christine & The Tomgis have been nominated for 22 gropy awards for their hit singles "Inscest is Never Wincest" and "Rubbing Game". I don't know why, but I read this twitter rant invisioning Chris wearing his pedo glasses and a trench coat.
Cuttlefish
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Plus there's 'I can't get a job because of all the hate the trolls put online' - of course it's got nothing to do with the verbal diarrhoea he puts on Twitter, which is much more recent and much more damning...
Metatarsupial
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1. There's always jobs. All Chris has to do is go out and apply.
2. Chris actually reads his tweets, very cool.
3. Yes, it's easy to conclude that at least one of his parents come from a line of incest (Barb) and the Weston family has finally lost the bet.
ScrappyLobsterchu
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So this is completely unimportant useless information but Chris changed his pinned tweet again.
It is kinda interesting however because this is the 2nd time in the last few months he has done this. He did it during the height of the Cockless Saga when he was talking shit about Null and he changed it nine hours ago. Again I get that this is definitely really not an important update but it makes me think that his previously advertised email or something was compromised by some third party he didn't like. Or maybe i'm just autistic.
It is kinda interesting however because this is the 2nd time in the last few months he has done this. He did it during the height of the Cockless Saga when he was talking shit about Null and he changed it nine hours ago. Again I get that this is definitely really not an important update but it makes me think that his previously advertised email or something was compromised by some third party he didn't like. Or maybe i'm just autistic.
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Send it to my business, AOL address
That is one man looking anime version of himself. I wonder how many of these we'd have to buy to convince him to put together an outfit like that?
Metatarsupial
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I can only see good things from Chris encouraging people to send mail to him, or shemale.
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I feel like that's just as bad as a drawing of how he actually looks would be. That drawing is literally offensive to look at