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I think the long nails are his way of being more "femme" which is hilarious because no sane woman, or femme man, would let their nails get so goddamned grody.
Lolcow Christopher J. McGee / Chris McGee / Clawshrimpy / Granis25 / "Rose" / "Sammy" / AdoptedAlien, etc & friends - "Clawshrimpy is a shota rape fetishist and here's why": Blobfish using Autism/Queerness as a shield, Fake "CSA Survivor", Pedo Sex Pest, Backstabbing Serial Harasser & Wannabe Victim; On an Eternal Quest to #cancel Breadtube only to be #cancelled himself.
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He also complains that cutting his nails triggers his 'tism. Quote: "You do know some nd folks have sensory issues and cutting nails can be a sensory issue?"
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Clearly he didn't get sensory therapy as a child.
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He's right, but even the autist I knew who had that problem eventually sucked it up and dealt with it, because long dirty nails are gross. If he would ever get in the habit of trimming his nails regularly he'd overcome it, but we all know Chris will never, ever, even try to overcome any sort of hardship, no matter how ludicrous.
Archeopthryx
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Hey Shrimpy, I know you're reading this.
You have been in this tabletop hobby more than me painting scale models by years. I placed in competitions. I'm still in a club because I don't sperge about anything and I talk with other members about various things aside from the hobby. I own my own business. This forum is like a 30 minutes a day hobby. More comparable to a cigarette break.
You don't have a job and spend days on Twitter and fishing for underage role players in Discord. I know it's hard to understand perspective with your brain problems but you are deluding yourself if we think about Kiwifarms all day. We got lives to live and we live rent free in what remains of your mind.
You also got kicked out of every community you ever tried to worm yourself in. Again, perspectives. It's a hella thing for you to wrap your mind around.
You have been in this tabletop hobby more than me painting scale models by years. I placed in competitions. I'm still in a club because I don't sperge about anything and I talk with other members about various things aside from the hobby. I own my own business. This forum is like a 30 minutes a day hobby. More comparable to a cigarette break.
You don't have a job and spend days on Twitter and fishing for underage role players in Discord. I know it's hard to understand perspective with your brain problems but you are deluding yourself if we think about Kiwifarms all day. We got lives to live and we live rent free in what remains of your mind.
You also got kicked out of every community you ever tried to worm yourself in. Again, perspectives. It's a hella thing for you to wrap your mind around.
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Shrimpy would never attempt to improve his painting skills. Doing things well is an anathema to him. Far better to do everything badly, get some negative attention for it, fake-cry-type about being oppressed, and maintain his comfortable lifestyle than to try to get better at anything.
Change scares the bejesus out of Shrimpy, that's an extremely consistent theme in his life. Look at how he laboriously rationalizes any calls for him to knock off his disgusting behavior as the thoughtless and hateful oppression of neurotypical shitlord haters. Look at how he bitched and moaned about moving even though his brother was the one who did all the heavy lifting. As several others have pointed out, he'll never change. Never ever. He's too afraid, and expends what little effort he is able to generate on elaborate schemes to avoid change.
And, frankly, that's why he sucks as a lolcow. He's like...A&W rootbeer, I guess. You read his thread for the first time, and you get so excited. Here's a guy who went out of his way to defend his honor on the farms! He is involved in constant drama with breadtube! He solicits minors for erotic roleplay on Discord!
And yet, for all of that prurient dysfunction... he's just another fat, boring, lazy slob. He could die tomorrow being shot to death by the police because they caught him red handed about to rape a seven year old boy he had tied to a chair and dressed in those hideous aqua-colored tights he fantasizes about... and we'd all forget about it within the week. It's like those new Disney Star Wars movies. There's no emotional investment, no matter how much flashy action there is.
Ultimately, I really, really wanted to hate Shrimpy, but I just couldn't. He doesn't have enough of a personality for me to be able to hate him. Honestly, I feel more emotion thinking about the good kiwis who keep this thread updated. Checking up on Shrimpy is a chore. He's not like Yaniv where you approach each day's news with dreadful anticipation. Following Chris is... just a responsibility. A responsibility he managed to cheat the farms into having somehow. The same as how he cheats all the people around him into being responsible for him.
I think the only thing that could possibly save Shrimpy for me now is if he started a regimen of testosterone replacement therapy, but not the responsible kind, the really outrageously dangerous kind where they go way too far, and if he started doing a Hunter S. Thompson level of psychodelic drug cocktail. Then he would need to post some really heartfelt rants about the injustices of the world, from a suitably drug-addled perspective, so that we could get a tantalizing glimpse into the deepest recesses of his pederast id. And then he would need to die in some Florida Man blaze of idiot glory.
That would make this thread really shine. We would cry single tears of astonished joy, and then the thread could be locked, and we would recount from time to time the glorious and incendiary meltdown of Chris McGee, and all who were not there to see it would hold their manhoods cheap.
Change scares the bejesus out of Shrimpy, that's an extremely consistent theme in his life. Look at how he laboriously rationalizes any calls for him to knock off his disgusting behavior as the thoughtless and hateful oppression of neurotypical shitlord haters. Look at how he bitched and moaned about moving even though his brother was the one who did all the heavy lifting. As several others have pointed out, he'll never change. Never ever. He's too afraid, and expends what little effort he is able to generate on elaborate schemes to avoid change.
And, frankly, that's why he sucks as a lolcow. He's like...A&W rootbeer, I guess. You read his thread for the first time, and you get so excited. Here's a guy who went out of his way to defend his honor on the farms! He is involved in constant drama with breadtube! He solicits minors for erotic roleplay on Discord!
And yet, for all of that prurient dysfunction... he's just another fat, boring, lazy slob. He could die tomorrow being shot to death by the police because they caught him red handed about to rape a seven year old boy he had tied to a chair and dressed in those hideous aqua-colored tights he fantasizes about... and we'd all forget about it within the week. It's like those new Disney Star Wars movies. There's no emotional investment, no matter how much flashy action there is.
Ultimately, I really, really wanted to hate Shrimpy, but I just couldn't. He doesn't have enough of a personality for me to be able to hate him. Honestly, I feel more emotion thinking about the good kiwis who keep this thread updated. Checking up on Shrimpy is a chore. He's not like Yaniv where you approach each day's news with dreadful anticipation. Following Chris is... just a responsibility. A responsibility he managed to cheat the farms into having somehow. The same as how he cheats all the people around him into being responsible for him.
I think the only thing that could possibly save Shrimpy for me now is if he started a regimen of testosterone replacement therapy, but not the responsible kind, the really outrageously dangerous kind where they go way too far, and if he started doing a Hunter S. Thompson level of psychodelic drug cocktail. Then he would need to post some really heartfelt rants about the injustices of the world, from a suitably drug-addled perspective, so that we could get a tantalizing glimpse into the deepest recesses of his pederast id. And then he would need to die in some Florida Man blaze of idiot glory.
That would make this thread really shine. We would cry single tears of astonished joy, and then the thread could be locked, and we would recount from time to time the glorious and incendiary meltdown of Chris McGee, and all who were not there to see it would hold their manhoods cheap.
Archeopthryx
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Did your feminine briefs get twisted Shrimpy? Look at you tweeting a video of someone who would not want to associate with you when they find out about your pedophilia. The guy is just being polite. We are not in the business of being polite here. We are in the business of pointing out how shit or laughable you are. And let's be honest, it's very easy for us when you are someone who don't make efforts to improve in more ways than one. Your paint job is something a kid would do and we all here know how old you really are. I also posted my critique and advice because I know specifically that you will avoid doing those. Stay shitty Shrimpy.
Anyways you should have known by now if you ever bring your plastic victims to a meetup everyone will be laughing at it when you're not around. Just food for thought. Not that you would be willing to go outside your apartment. That would be a hassle for you. You have to take a bath. That's a deal breaker.
Maybe if you don't want to be called a pedophile you shouldn't lure kids into your underage bondage role play starring Ash of the Pokemon series?
The cat tried to kill him at least three times.
Anyways you should have known by now if you ever bring your plastic victims to a meetup everyone will be laughing at it when you're not around. Just food for thought. Not that you would be willing to go outside your apartment. That would be a hassle for you. You have to take a bath. That's a deal breaker.
Maybe if you don't want to be called a pedophile you shouldn't lure kids into your underage bondage role play starring Ash of the Pokemon series?
The cat tried to kill him at least three times.
Emperor Julian
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Shrimpy is the emotional equivalant of finding a slug has slid onto a nice sandwhich you're about to eat, their's no grand spectacle to his bullshit. Just a general sense of disgust and annoyance of his presence. Any hatred you feel for him is dulled by how much of a loser he is.
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That's a good comparison. Barq's is the superior rootbeer.
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A&W root beer is actually pretty good now. At least here in the great white north after the recipe was changed. Dad's Old fashioned though is by far the best.
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I apologize for derailing the discussion of an ugly, masochistic pedophile into a debate about the comparative merits of different brands of root beer.
Chris, you blithering fuck, if people "complemented" your painting post proof. Pics or it didn't happen.
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One thing that always gets me about Chris is that he can never even assume actual fault. If someone unfollows him, his immediate thought is "did my harassers get to them?" not "Did I do anything to upset them?"
Now he's replying to a dude who thinks writing about children in sexual situations is okay and who's pictures include not only a drawn image of his naked fat ass but an actual picture, same pose, of his naked fat ass.
And I need eye bleach now.
And I need eye bleach now.
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Hey, he's done an excellent job for painting while being a legally blind limbless retarded man who has to hold the brush in his mouth while having an epileptic fit, and I'd be sure to tell him that if I ran into him while gaming IRL, so I can believe that other people would too. Some of us are nice people you know.
Archeopthryx
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Shrimpy setting someone up to get dogpiled.
He said he doesn't want them harassed anymore and then proceeded to post a screenshot of that tweet. Shrimpy, you are under scrutiny and you know that. You know that screenshot is enough to get someone connected to you. You know that we wouldn't harass her so you would pretend to be the keeewees and the natzees and harass her to prove your point. You really are vindictive against people that cut ties with you. But you always didn't think things through. Why the fuck would we be interested in her? Here's a way to deal when someone leaves you. Leave them alone. Don't cause drama about it and you could keep what little dignity you have.
Anyways what the hell is this? I've already told you how to paint white. What the fuck are these brush strokes? Apply two thin coats! You didn't even try to correct the white paint you accidentally slathered like in that metallic part on the head. Every detail destroyed.
If you're gonna paint gold then do it on a black base. A gloss black would be best.
Did you mutilate those breasts? Jesus christ you monster.
Always have your fingers of the hand holding the figure connected to your other hand at three points to maximize stability while hand painting a figure! That way even if your hands shake the figure also shakes in the same directions minimizing throwing all your flesh paint on cloths! It will even help you paint the details more accurately!
THIN YOUR PAINTS!
He said he doesn't want them harassed anymore and then proceeded to post a screenshot of that tweet. Shrimpy, you are under scrutiny and you know that. You know that screenshot is enough to get someone connected to you. You know that we wouldn't harass her so you would pretend to be the keeewees and the natzees and harass her to prove your point. You really are vindictive against people that cut ties with you. But you always didn't think things through. Why the fuck would we be interested in her? Here's a way to deal when someone leaves you. Leave them alone. Don't cause drama about it and you could keep what little dignity you have.
Anyways what the hell is this? I've already told you how to paint white. What the fuck are these brush strokes? Apply two thin coats! You didn't even try to correct the white paint you accidentally slathered like in that metallic part on the head. Every detail destroyed.
If you're gonna paint gold then do it on a black base. A gloss black would be best.
Did you mutilate those breasts? Jesus christ you monster.
Always have your fingers of the hand holding the figure connected to your other hand at three points to maximize stability while hand painting a figure! That way even if your hands shake the figure also shakes in the same directions minimizing throwing all your flesh paint on cloths! It will even help you paint the details more accurately!
THIN YOUR PAINTS!
You aren't beyond help Shrimpy, but you have to admit to your problems and actually try to fix them for help to work. Until then you're going to be a miserable uwubaby.
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th
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Holy shit, forget learning about detailing, he needs to learn about control and staying in the lines. He also needs to trim those nails.
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It seems like every time someone blocks him, all of a sudden he gets harassed by bigots in public. Does he really think that people follow him so that they can rub salt in the wounds after someone cuts ties with him?
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