Containment Random Chris Updates

ScrappyLobsterchu said:
So this is completely unimportant useless information but Chris changed his pinned tweet again.
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It is kinda interesting however because this is the 2nd time in the last few months he has done this. He did it during the height of the Cockless Saga when he was talking shit about Null and he changed it nine hours ago. Again I get that this is definitely really not an important update but it makes me think that his previously advertised email or something was compromised by some third party he didn't like. Or maybe i'm just autistic.
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Anyone who puts"preferred pronouns" in any sort of online bio is pure cringe for being a pearl clutching attention whore

Chan Fan said:
I feel like that's just as bad as a drawing of how he actually looks would be. That drawing is literally offensive to look at
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He looks like an oc of someone made for that God awful sjw she ra show
 
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ScrappyLobsterchu said:
So this is completely unimportant useless information but Chris changed his pinned tweet again.
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It is kinda interesting however because this is the 2nd time in the last few months he has done this. He did it during the height of the Cockless Saga when he was talking shit about Null and he changed it nine hours ago. Again I get that this is definitely really not an important update but it makes me think that his previously advertised email or something was compromised by some third party he didn't like. Or maybe i'm just autistic.
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Nice toned arms, anyone knows if our fit goddess posed herself for this drawing?
 
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Wonder what was the reason behind his rant this time.
I find it amusing that Chris thinks since he's never been able to leave his home to socialize and since his background check produces pure autism, that must mean everyone else on the internet must be the same.
Something about insecurities and projecting, I leave that to more qualified armchair psychologists.
 
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Tikbalang said:
Counterspell
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I guy I used to play MTG with during downtime at work (Electronic Arts Canada) I swear to fuck had more counterspells in his blue deck then land cards. I fucking HATED playing the bastard. He'd counterspell anything to death then eat you alive with weenie blue cards.

It wouldn't have been so bad except he'd scream 'suck it!' every time he laid down a goddamn counterspell, and was the absolute LEAST gracious winner I've ever played with. This after he once chastised ME as a bad winner (for a simple booyah!) when I used to skunk his ass at Road to the World Cup 98 on a regular basis. :p

SO ya, FUCK counterspell.
 
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Naamaleipuri said:
Wonder what was the reason behind his rant this time.
I find it amusing that Chris thinks since he's never been able to leave his home to socialize and since his background check produces pure autism, that must mean everyone else on the internet must be the same.
Something about insecurities and projecting, I leave that to more qualified armchair psychologists.
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Realistically, his 15 minutes of fame is at about 18 minutes right now.
 
The Un-Clit said:
I guy I used to play MTG with during downtime at work (Electronic Arts Canada) I swear to fuck had more counterspells in his blue deck then land cards. I fucking HATED playing the bastard. He'd counterspell anything to death then eat you alive with weenie blue cards.

It wouldn't have been so bad except he'd scream 'suck it!' every time he laid down a goddamn counterspell, and was the absolute LEAST gracious winner I've ever played with. This after he once chastised ME as a bad winner (for a simple booyah!) when I used to skunk his ass at Road to the World Cup 98 on a regular basis. :p

SO ya, FUCK counterspell.
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Damn you worked for EA? And in Canada? Jesus was it really as cringy as it sounds? Like was the office full of soyboy cucks who couldn't open a plastic bottle without an opener?
 
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{o}P II said:
Why are people entertaining this bullshit?

He's a fucking idiot and his bizarre theory's make no sense and asking him is not going to clear anything up
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Because it's Chris and some people still think its funny to to make a reta.rded parrott repeat the same shit over and over again.

Not like me who knows that 'Chris shits his pants jokes' are the pinnacle of modern american humor.
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
Damn you worked for EA? And in Canada? Jesus was it really as cringy as it sounds? Like was the office full of soyboy cucks who couldn't open a plastic bottle without an opener?
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Not at all, it was full of plain ol gamers. There were a few faggots of course (literally and figuratively) but overall it was a great environment for a guy in his 20s to work and get experience in the industry.

If I regret anything, it was asking for my contract not to be renewed and going back to school. I should have stayed. For example one of my intake, hired about 2 months after me, is now a VP at Sony. (of Japan yet, even though he's a white boi) Keep in mind this was 20 years ago now.
 
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Not at all, it was full of plain ol gamers. There were a few faggots of course (literally and figuratively) but overall it was a great environment for a guy in his 20s to work and get experience in the industry.

If I regret anything, it was asking for my contract not to be renewed and going back to school. I should have stayed. For example one of my intake, hired about 2 months after me, is now a VP at Sony. (of Japan yet, even though he's a white boi) Keep in mind this was 20 years ago now.
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Ohhhhh ohh yeah my bad, I guess it's just that both EA and Canada have changed for the worst in that time I'm amazed anybody wants to work for them now...just goes to show you everything was better in the past...I'd say 90s but as of this month and year we'll have to start saying 30 years ago to refer to that decade....ohhh...I've gone and depressed myself even more *sigh*
 
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“When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less.” “The question is,” said Alice, “whether you can make words mean so many different things.” “The question is,” said Humpty Dumpty, “which is to be master—that’s all.” - Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking-Glass.

Just like the meaning of words, the continuity of chris's inane, asinine fantasy changes moment-to-moment to suit his current mood and goals. He's a child struggling to keep the game of make-believe going long after the party's over and everyone's gone to bed. It'd be sad if it weren't so contemptuously pathetic.
 
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